Today's Entertainment

Saturdaymovies 5:00 p.m. AMC “Open Range” ››› (2003, West- ern) Robert Duvall, Kevin Costner. Cattle herdsmen unite to battle a ruthless rancher and his henchmen in 1882. (3hr) 5:15 p.m. TNT “The Ter- minal” ››› (2004, Com- edy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Catherine Zeta-Jones. Unauthorized to enter the United States, an Eastern European befriends a flight SATURDAY, MAY 14 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM attendant while living in a New York airport. (2hr45) 5:20 p.m. STARZ “Salt” ››› (2010, Action) Ange- lina Jolie, Liev Schreiber. After a defector accuses her of spying for the Rus- sians, a CIA officer goes on the run and tries to come up with a way to establish her innocence. (1hr45) 6:00 p.m. FAM “Beetle- juice” ››› (1988, Com- edy) Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin. A ghoul helps a newly dead couple haunt the tasteless new owners of their beloved home. (2hr) 8:00 p.m. WCWW9 “Scream 3” ››› (2000, 5:30 High School Basketball The King of Queens The King of Queens The Closer A former gang member is murdered. History Detectives Invention; beeswax. Israel Tour June 2011 Cressy (4:00) ESPN Sports Saturday Sports anthology. (N) 6 PM 6:30 (2:00) PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship, Third Round. (N) (L) Paid Program CBS Evening News Friends Two and a Half Men Classic Gospel ABC World News ABC57 News at 6:30P bInTune TV Stargate Atlantis TBN 260 372 Second Chances (‘98) Kelsey Mulrooney, Isabel Glasser. The Wild, Wild West I’m Alive “Ambushed” Situation Room Friends Two and a Half Men Horror) David Arquette, Neve Campbell. Murders draw a young woman, a reporter and an ex-police- man to the set of a movie inspired by horrific events that they survived. (2hr) E! “Speed” ››› (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper. A SWAT team ace must keep the speed of a Santa Monica bus above 50 mph, or a madman’s bomb will ex- plode. (2hr30) FAM “Monsters, Inc.” ››› (2001, Comedy) Voices of John Goodman, Billy Crystal. Animated. A blue behemoth and his MOVIES 7 PM Twist Into Shape How I Met Your Mother 7:30 Access Hollywood Top stories of the week. Jeopardy! How I Met Your Mother The Lawrence Welk Show “Yankee Doodle Dandy.” Paid Program Paid Program Hlthy Choices Allen Smith Gardens House “Cursed” Demanding. Stargate Universe Gomer Pyle Gomer Pyle M*A*S*H 8 PM 8:30 Chase Annie has a dark premonition. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation “Lost & Found” 9 PM one-eyed assistant work in a giant factory that exists to scare children. (2hr) HBO “How to Train Your Dragon” ››› (2010, Fantasy) Voices of Jay Baruchel. Animated. A misfit Viking teenager sees a chance to change the course of his clan’s future when he befriends an in- jured dragon. (1hr45) TBS “Hitch” ››› (2005, Romance-Comedy) Will Smith, Eva Mendes. A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress. (2hr13) 9:00 p.m. STARZ “Easy A” ››› (2010, Com- edy) Emma Stone, Penn Badgley. The escape of a little white lie teaches a clean-cut teenager to use the high-school rumor mill to her advantage. (1hr35) 9:50 p.m. ENC “My Best Friend’s Wedding” ››› (1997, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts. A writer real- izes that she is in love with her best friend and tries to stop him from marrying another woman, a guileless heiress. (1hr50) 10:00 p.m. FAM “Matilda” ››› (1996, Comedy) A little girl develops extraor- 9:30 10 PM Law & Order: LA A college fresh- man is murdered. The Mentalist “Red Sky in the Morning” ››› Scream 3 (‘00, Horror) David Arquette, Neve Campbell. A copycat killer stalks actors on the set of “Stab 3.” MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees or San Francisco Giants at Chicago Cubs or Arizona Diamondbacks at Los Angeles Dodgers. (N) Antiques Roadshow “Biloxi” Signed baseball; sword. Keeping Up Appearances Bible Prophecy Paid Program Paid Program Best of Harvest Gaither: Precious Memories In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power M*A*S*H Da Vinci’s Inquest Brothers & Sisters ª BET 124 329 (4:00) Movie Belly 2: Million ›› Paid in Full (‘02) Wood Harris, Mekhi Phifer. [ CNBC 208 355 Healthy Hair Paid Program Hot Bodies of 2011 W CNN 200 202 Newsroom Newsroom O COM 107 249 (4:45) Movie Hot Rod E CSNCH 665 MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Oakland Athletics. 1 CSPAN 210 350 (2:00) C-SPAN Weekend D DISC 182 278 I (Almost) Got Away With It American Chopper R DISN 172 290 Wizards Wizards Suite/Deck Dogs 101 “Puppies” Money in Cold Squad Cold Case “Jurisprudence” My Cat From Hell Keeping Up Appearances dinary mental abilities, de- spite neglectful parents and a brutal headmistress. (2hr) 10:13 p.m. TBS “Hitch” ››› (2005, Romance- Comedy) A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress. (2hr32) 10:35 p.m. STARZ “Zom- bieland” ››› (2009, Comedy) Woody Harrelson. Survivors of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. (1hr30) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Wet” 48 Hours Mystery Three young women are murdered. News The Office “Night Out” As Time Goes By Reunion Special ›› Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (‘07, Action) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley. Jack Sparrow’s friends join forces to save him. News ›› Flight of the Phoenix (‘04, Adventure) Dennis Quaid, Giovanni Ribisi. It’s Me or the Dog Till Debt/Part American Greed CNN Presents President Commun. America & the Courts American Chopper Suite/Deck Suite/Deck SportsCenter (N) (Live) Challenge C ESPN2 144 209 College Softball Big East Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. æ FAM 180 311 (3:30) Movie The Mask V FNC 205 360 (4:00) America’s News HQ America’s News HQ ∞ FOOD 110 231 Iron Chef America P FX 137 248 (4:00) Movie The Wrestler NHRA Drag Racing ››› Beetlejuice (‘88) Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin. FOX Report Bobby Flay Bobby Flay Restaurant: Impossible ≥ GOLF 401 605 Pipe Dream Pipe Dream Pipe Dream Pipe Dream Live From the Players Championship (N) (Live) (131) HALL 185 312 Ice Castles (‘10, Drama) Taylor Firth, Rob Mayes. I HGTV 112 229 Genevieve Color Splash Property H HIST 120 269 Secret Access: The Vatican Property F LIFE 108 252 (3:00) Movie Ann Rule’s Everything She Ever Wanted Z MSNBC 209 356 The Mind of Manson ? NICK 170 299 Victorious L OXY 127 612 America’s Next Top Model America’s Next Top Model America’s Next Top Model America’s Next Top Model America’s Next Top Model Q SPIKE 168 262 (4:50) Jail 6 TBS 139 247 King Victorious (:23) Jail King (5:55) Jail Big Time (:28) Jail Jail (:33) Jail ›› Race to Witch Mountain (‘09) Dwayne Johnson. > TVLAND 106 301 Andy Griffith Sanford S USA 105 242 NCIS “Left for Dead” ¥ VERSUS 151 608 Motorsports Hour (550) HBO 300 501 Movie Top Ten Hawaiian Beaches Beach Goers Exposed Most Shocking Sanford Top 20 Most Shocking Sanford NCIS “Marine Down” Motorsports Hour 3 WGN-A 239 307 Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Unit “Bedfellows” (517) ENC 340 526 (4:10) Movie Pelham 123 (562) MAX 310 512 (4:40) Movie She’s Out of My League (575) SHOW 318 537 (4:45) Movie The Twilight Saga: New Moon (533) STARZ 350 520 Movie Victorious (:07) Jail Supah Ninjas Victorious (:40) Jail (:13) Jail J TLC 183 280 Police Women of Broward Police Women of Broward Police Women of Broward Police Women of Broward Off the Rez T TNT 138 245 (:15) ››› The Terminal (‘04, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Catherine Zeta-Jones. @ TOON 176 296 Johnny Test Johnny Test Advent. Time Advent. Time ›› Open Season (‘06) Voices of Martin Lawrence. Ø TRAV 215 277 21 Sexiest Beach Bars ± TRUTV 204 246 Most Shocking All in Family All in Family All in Family All in Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond NCIS “The Bone Yard” NHL Hockey Conference Final: Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Bones Top 20 Most Shocking NCIS “Silent Night” Bones ›› Blade II (‘02) Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson. (:45) ›› He’s Just Not That Into You (‘09) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston. ›› Basic (‘03, Suspense) John Travolta. The Borgias (:20) ››› Salt (‘10, Action) Angelina Jolie. NCIS “Outlaws and In-Laws” Hockey Funniest Home Videos ›› Sweet Home Alabama (‘02) Reese Witherspoon. ››› How to Train Your Dragon (‘10) (:05) ›› Alice in Wonderland (‘10, Fantasy) Johnny Depp. (:15) ›› Cradle 2 the Grave (‘03, Action) Jet Li, DMX. World’s Dumbest... NCIS “Double Identity” Bull Riding PBR Duluth Invitational. From Duluth, Ga. News at Nine News Special Scrubs (9:50) ››› My Best Friend’s Wedding (:45) ›› The Book of Eli (‘10, Action) Denzel Washington. ›› Predators (‘10) Adrien Brody, Topher Grace. Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara Nick Cannon: Mr. Showbiz Boxing Arthur Abraham vs. Andre Ward. (N) (Live) ››› Easy A (‘10, Comedy) Emma Stone. Thrones (:35) ››› Zombieland (‘09, Comedy) Saturday, May 14 - Friday, May 20, 2011 • The Goshen News • Viewer’s Choice 5 ››› Hitch (‘05) Will Smith, Eva Mendes, Kevin James. ›› The Bucket List (‘07, Comedy-Drama) Jack Nicholson. Ghost Adventures Lockup: Corcoran Big Time Hunters Int’l House American Restoration iCarly Summer ›› The Day the Earth Stood Still (‘08) Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly. The Wishing Well (‘10, Drama) Jordan Ladd, Jason London. The Craigslist Killer (‘11) Jake McDorman, Billy Baldwin. Lockup: Corcoran iCarly (:45) ›› Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (‘08) Kal Penn. White Sox MLS Soccer Chicago Fire at Toronto FC. (N) American Perspectives American Chopper N E! 114 236 Sex and-City Sex and-City Sex and-City Sex and-City Voice Living to one hundred. B ESPN 140 206 Auto Racing ›› Blue Hill Avenue (‘01, Crime Drama) Allen Payne, Angelle Brooks. The Suze Orman Show Piers Morgan Tonight Daniel Tosh: Completely Chi. Post American Chopper Graham Classic Crusades The Unit “Stress” Must Love Cats News WSBT News at 11 11:30 (:29) Saturday Night Live (:35) Criminal Minds ›› Rent (‘05, Musical) Rosario Dawson, Taye Diggs. East Village artists cope with poverty and illness. Fringe “Earthling” Victims are disintegrating into ash. Globe Trekker Contortionists in Shanghai, China. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program LeSea in Action ABC57 News House “Control” High School Baseball Thru History Travel Road Hates Chris Hates Chris M A&E 118 265 Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars ∂ AMC 130 254 ››› Open Range (‘03, Western) Robert Duvall, Kevin Costner, Annette Bening. ≤ ANPL 184 282 I’m Alive “Reborn” ›› Hidalgo (‘04) Viggo Mortensen. It’s Me or the Dog Till Debt/Part Till Debt/Part American Greed Newsroom Dave Chappelle: Killin Wyatt Cenac Net Impact Israeli Bask. Inside Look SportsNet American Chopper Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Auto Racing ››› Monsters, Inc. (‘01) Voices of John Goodman. Huckabee SportsNet American Perspectives American Chopper Suite/Deck Phineas, Ferb Suite/Deck Fish Hooks Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Suite/Deck ››› Speed (‘94, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock. College Softball SEC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large Restaurant: Impossible Curb/Block Secrets House ››› Matilda (‘96, Comedy) Mara Wilson, Danny DeVito. Jour. Restaurant: Impossible House Iron Chef America Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Wilde PGA Tour Golf The Players Championship, Third Round. Edge of the Garden (‘11) Rob Estes, Sarah Manninen. Antonio True Caribbean Pirates The Golden Age of Piracy. Lockup: Corcoran Justice for Natalee Holloway (‘11) Tracy Pollan. Lockup: Corcoran iCarly FOX News Anarchy Players Championship Edge of the Garden (‘11) Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Megaquake 10.0 The outcome of a 10.0 megaquake. Lockup: Corcoran ›› Legally Blonde (‘01) Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson. (9:47) Jail My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids Lopez (:20) Jail (10:53) Jail (:13) ››› Hitch (‘05) Will Smith, Eva Mendes. Police Women of Broward King of Hill King of Hill Venture Bros. Family Guy Boondocks Boondocks Ghost Adventures World’s Dumbest... ›› The Bucket List (‘07, Comedy-Drama) Jack Nicholson. Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Forensic File Forensic File In Plain Sight How I Met Justice for Natalee Holloway Lockup: New Mexico Lopez (:27) Jail E! Special The Soup Chelsea Lat SportsCenter (N) (Live) MLS Soccer ›› State Property 2 (‘05) Beanie Sigel. CNN Presents

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