Today's Entertainment

Saturdaymovies 7:00 p.m. COM “American Pie” ››› (1999, Come- dy) Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth. Four teenagers nearing graduation make a pact to lose their virginity by prom night. (2hr) HBO “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” ››› (2010, Romance-Comedy) Mi- chael Cera, Mary Eliza- beth Winstead. After meet- ing the gal of his dreams, a charming slacker must contend with an army of SATURDAY, MAY 7 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM her ex-boyfriends, wanting to get rid of him. (2hr) TNT “The Bourne Su- premacy” ››› (2004, Suspense) Matt Damon, Franka Potente. A CIA chief sends a senior op- erative to take down Jason Bourne when it appears the rogue agent is behind the deaths of two people. (2hr) 7:30 p.m. SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode III — Re- venge of the Sith” ››› (2005, Science Fiction) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman. Seduced by the dark side, Anakin Sky- walker turns against his 5:30 PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round. The King of Queens The King of Queens The Closer Sgt. Gabriel shoots a murder suspect. History Detectives Psycho- Phone; soldier’s letter. Israel Tour June 2011 Cressy TBN 260 372 Praise the Lord The Wild, Wild West ∂ AMC 130 254 (3:00) Movie McLintock! ≤ ANPL 184 282 Cats 101 (4:00) ESPN Sports Saturday Sports anthology. (N) Songs 6 PM mentor, Obi-Wan Kenobi and becomes Darth Vader. (3hr30) 8:00 p.m. E! “Private Parts” ››› (1997, Bi- ography) Howard Stern, Robin Quivers. Howard Stern recalls his personal life and the controversial style that made him a ra- dio celebrity. (2hr30) ENC “The Fifth Ele- ment” ››› (1997, Sci- ence Fiction) Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman. A New York City cabdriver tries to save 2259 Earth from impact with an onrushing anti-life force. (2hr10) 6:30 (4:00) 137th Kentucky Derby From Churchill Downs in Louisville. (N) (L) Paid Program CBS Evening News Friends Two and a Half Men Classic Gospel ABC World News ABC57 News at 6:30P Stargate Atlantis Friends Two and a Half Men 7 PM Twist Into Shape How I Met Your Mother 7:30 Access Hollywood Stories of the week. How I Met Your Mother The Lawrence Welk Show “San Francisco.” Paid Program Paid Program Hlthy Choices Allen Smith Gardens House House agrees to stop taking painkillers. Stargate Universe Gomer Pyle Gomer Pyle M*A*S*H 9:00 p.m. BET “The Temp- tations” ››› (1998, Drama) Leon, Terron Brooks. Personal disputes and problems with drugs, alcohol and illness accom- pany the musical quintet’s rise to fame. (4hr) STARZ “Salt” ››› (2010, Action) Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber. After a defector accuses her of spying for the Russians, a CIA officer goes on the run and tries to come up with a way to establish her in- nocence. (1hr50) 10:00 p.m. TBS “Mean Girls” ››› (2004, Come- dy) Lindsay Lohan, Rachel MOVIES 8 PM 8:30 Chase “Roundup” Clearing backlogged warrants. Jeopardy! NCIS “Freedom” A Marine is found beaten to death. 9 PM Law & Order: LA “Reseda” NCIS: Los Angeles An NCIS agent is shot at a bank. ›› Unbreakable (‘00) Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson. A train- crash survivor discovers an extraordinary talent. Antiques Roadshow “Biloxi” Walter Anderson linocut. Keeping Up Appearances Bible Prophecy Paid Program Paid Program Best of Harvest Gaither: Precious Memories In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power M*A*S*H Da Vinci’s Inquest Brothers & Sisters Too Cute! Kittens Newsroom Ball Up Streetball Dual Survival ª BET 124 329 (4:30) Movie Cadillac Records [ CNBC 208 355 Healthy Hair Paid Program Bikini Bodies W CNN 200 202 Newsroom O COM 107 249 ›› Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (‘04) John Cho. E CSNCH 665 College Baseball 1 CSPAN 210 350 (2:00) C-SPAN Weekend D DISC 182 278 Dual Survival Desert survival. R DISN 172 290 Wizards N E! 114 236 E! News Situation Room Golfer Wizards V FNC 205 360 (4:00) America’s News HQ America’s News HQ ∞ FOOD 110 231 Iron Chef America P FX 137 248 (3:00) Movie Live Free-Die ≥ GOLF 401 605 PGA Tour Golf Challenge (131) HALL 185 312 Back to You and Me (‘05) Lisa Hartman Black, Dale Midkiff. I HGTV 112 229 Genevieve Color Splash Designed H HIST 120 269 Larry the Cable Guy F LIFE 108 252 ›› Little Girl Lost: The Delimar Vera Story (‘08) Z MSNBC 209 356 Will You Kill for Me ? NICK 170 299 Big Time Big Time L OXY 127 612 (4:00) Movie Cellular Victorious ›› Harlem Nights (‘89, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor. Money in Golfer President Commun. America & the Courts Dual Survival “Shipwrecked” B ESPN 140 206 NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Memphis Grizzlies. (Live) C ESPN2 144 209 N. American Poker æ FAM 180 311 (3:30) Movie Meet-Parents SportsCenter (N) (Live) Cold Squad Cold Case “The Crossing” ›› Reindeer Games (‘00, Crime Drama) Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise. It’s Me or the Dog My Cat From Hell Chris Rock: Never Scared Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Lemonade Mouth (‘11) Bridgit Mendler, Adam Hicks. The Voice Hopefuls perform for the judges. SportsCenter N. American Poker ›› Along Came Polly (‘04) Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston. FOX Report College Volleyball NCAA Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. › Armageddon (‘98) Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler. A hero tries to save Earth from an asteroid. Golf Central Chirkinian Golf Videos Golf Videos GolfNow Designed-Sell Hunters Int’l House Custer’s Last Man: I Survived Little Big Horn Lockup Victorious Q SPIKE 168 262 (4:00) Movie Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones 6 TBS 139 247 Raymond Raymond Seinfeld T TNT 138 245 (4:00) Movie The Guardian > TVLAND 106 301 Andy Griffith Sanford S USA 105 242 (4:00) Movie Juno ¥ VERSUS 151 608 Bull Riding (550) HBO 300 501 (4:45) Movie Spider-Man 2 (562) MAX 310 512 (4:45) Movie Clash of the Titans Food Truck Paradise Most Shocking Sanford King iCarly Dual Survival Suite/Deck Keeping Up Appearances McAdams. Attending high school for the first time, a teenager becomes friends with three popular but ma- nipulative students. (2hr) 10:10 p.m. ENC “G.I. Jane” ››› (1997, Drama) Demi Moore, Viggo Mortensen. A female Navy SEALs recruit completes rigor- ous training under a tough officer’s command. (2hr10) 11:00 p.m. SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode III — Re- venge of the Sith” ››› (2005, Science Fiction) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman. Seduced by the dark side, Anakin Sky- walker turns against his 9:30 10 PM mentor, Obi-Wan Kenobi and becomes Darth Vader. (3hr30) 11:30 p.m. OXY “Interview With the Vampire” ››› (1994, Horror) Tom Cruise. The immortal Louis tells of his life as a vampire recruited by Lestat in 1791 Louisiana. (2hr30) TNT “The Bourne Su- premacy” ››› (2004, Suspense) Matt Damon, Franka Potente. A CIA chief sends a senior op- erative to take down Jason Bourne when it appears the rogue agent is behind the deaths of two people. (2hr) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Spectacle” 48 Hours Mystery “The Face- book Detectives” NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup Series: Showtime Southern 500. From Darlington Raceway in Darlington, S.C. (N) (L) As Time Goes By As Time Goes By (:15) NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Boston Celtics. Eastern Conference Semifinal, game 3. From TD Garden in Boston. (N) (Live) News M A&E 118 265 Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Parking Wars › 88 Minutes (‘07, Suspense) Al Pacino, Alicia Witt. Cats 101 Till Debt/Part American Greed CNN Presents ››› American Pie (‘99) Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth. SportsNet American Perspectives Dual Survival “Buried Alive” Graham Classic Crusades The Unit Hijacked plane. Must Love Cats News WSBT News at 11 11:30 (:29) Saturday Night Live (:35) Criminal Minds ›› The Man in the Iron Mask (‘98) Leonardo DiCaprio. Ex-muske- teers attempt a bloodless coup against their king. News Globe Trekker Markets in Tunis, Tunisia; Tamerza. Full Circle Paid Program Paid Program LeSea in Action ABC57 News at 11P House High School Baseball Goshen at Northridge. Thru History Travel Road Hates Chris Hates Chris Parking Wars Parking Wars ›› Eraser (‘96) Arnold Schwarzenegger. It’s Me or the Dog ››› The Temptations (‘98) Leon. Fame brings rewards and pressures to the quintet. The Suze Orman Show Piers Morgan Tonight MLS Soccer Vancouver Whitecaps FC at Chicago Fire. Dual Survival ››› Private Parts (‘97, Biography) Howard Stern, Robin Quivers. N. American Poker 30 for 30 ›› Paul Blart: Mall Cop (‘09) Kevin James, Jayma Mays. Huckabee Accidentally in Love (‘10) Jennie Garth, Ethan Erickson. Summer Lockup “Miami-Dade” Big Time Dane Cook Vicious Circle Chi. Post Suite/Deck Khloe Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large CNN Presents SportsNet Till Debt/Part Till Debt/Part American Greed Newsroom SportsNet American Perspectives Dual Survival “Buried Alive” Suite/Deck ›› Happy Gilmore (‘96, Comedy) Adam Sandler. Jour. World of Golf World of Golf PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Third Round. Three Weeks, Three Kids (‘11) Anna Chlumsky. Antonio Curb/Block Secrets Taken From Me: The Tiffany Rubin Story (‘11, Docudrama) Lockup iCarly ›› The Devil’s Advocate (‘97, Suspense) Keanu Reeves, Al Pacino, Charlize Theron. Seinfeld King Pizza Paradise TBA Supah Ninjas Victorious iCarly J TLC 183 280 Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Who Killed Chandra Levy? ››› The Bourne Supremacy (‘04) Matt Damon. @ TOON 176 296 Johnny Test Johnny Test Advent. Time Advent. Time Scooby-Doo! Curse of the Lake Monster (‘10, Comedy) Ø TRAV 215 277 Barbecue Paradise ± TRUTV 204 246 Most Shocking Ghost Adventures Top 20 Most Shocking Sanford 3 WGN-A 239 307 Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Unit “In Loco Parentis” (517) ENC 340 526 (4:30) Movie Year One (575) SHOW 318 537 (:15) Triage (‘09, Drama) Colin Farrell, Christopher Lee. (533) STARZ 350 520 (:15) ›› The Men Who Stare at Goats (‘09), Jeff Bridges Hockey Bones (:10) ›› Maid in Manhattan (‘02) Jennifer Lopez. ›› The Wolfman (‘10) Benicio Del Toro. The Borgias Top 20 Most Shocking ›› How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (‘03) Kate Hudson, Adam Goldberg. Motorsports Hour House House Lockup “Inside Wabash” Suite/Deck The Soup Chelsea Lat SportsCenter (N) (Live) MLS Soccer FOX News Bobby Flay Bobby Flay Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Iron Chef America Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men The Day After Tomorrow Golf Central Three Weeks, Three Kids Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l ›› Wyatt Earp (‘94, Biography) Kevin Costner, Dennis Quaid, Gene Hackman. Portrait traces him from boy to lawman. Sins of the Mother (‘10, Drama) Jill Scott, Nicole Beharie. Lockup “New Mexico” Army Wives Lockup My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids Lopez ›› Kiss the Girls (‘97, Suspense) Morgan Freeman, Ashley Judd. ››› Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith (‘05) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman. ›› Race to Witch Mountain (‘09) Dwayne Johnson. King of Hill King of Hill Venture Bros. Family Guy Boondocks Boondocks Ghost Adventures World’s Dumbest... ›› Body of Lies (‘08, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Russell Crowe. Ghost Adventures World’s Dumbest... NHL Hockey Nashville Predators at Vancouver Canucks. (N) (L) ››› Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (‘10) Michael Cera. ›› Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (‘10, Adventure) Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour (:15) ›› The Transporter (‘02) Jason Statham, Shu Qi. Hockey Ghost Adventures All in Family All in Family All in Family All in Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond ›› National Treasure: Book of Secrets (‘07) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. To Be Announced Chairman: 30 Sox Warm-Up MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N) ››› The Fifth Element (‘97) Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman. ›› The Losers (‘10) Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara › The Back-up Plan (‘10) Jennifer Lopez, Alex O’Loughlin. ››› Salt (‘10, Action) Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber. (:10) ››› G.I. Jane (‘97) Demi Moore, Viggo Mortensen. Game of Thrones (:40) House Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara (10:50) ›› Eat Pray Love Saturday, May 7 - Friday, May 13, 2011 • The Goshen News • Viewer’s Choice 5 Forensic File Forensic File In Plain Sight Lopez Interview Star Wars: Ep. III ››› Mean Girls (‘04) Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams. Who Killed Chandra Levy? Bourne Su

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