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THURSDAY, APRIL 24 C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV C S1 S2 5 PM 5:30 6 PM 6:30 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 ( NBC 16 16 WNDU NewsCenter 16 at 5 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 NewsCenter 16 at 6 NBC Nightly News Inside Edition Access Hol- lywood Parks and Recreation "Moving Up" Saturday Night Live "SNL Digital Shorts" NewsCenter 16 at 11 Tonight Show , CBS 22 22 WSBT WSBT News at 5 WSBT News at 5:30 WSBT News at 6 CBS Evening News/Pelley Wheel of Fortune Jeopardy! The Big Bang Theory (:31) The Millers (:01) Two and a Half Men (:31) Bad Teacher (:01) Elementary Mycroft returns to New York. WSBT News at 11 Late Show W/Letterman T CW 25 25 WCWW The Middle "The Safe" The Middle How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Vampire Diaries "Man on Fire" Reign Mary's uncle brings news of her mother. ABC57 News on CW25 Seinfeld "The Stand-In" The King of Queens TMZ ) FOX 28 28 WSJV Two and a Half Men 30 Rock The Simpsons Family Guy "Into Fat Air" Modern Family Modern Family Hell's Kitchen Contestants make unique pizza dishes. American Idol Surviving Jack News The Arsenio Hall Show * PBS 34 34 WNIT Wild Kratts World News America PBS NewsHour Experience Michiana Big Questions Ask an Expert Antiques Roadshow "You Bet Your Life" prop duck. Civil War: The Untold Story The Battle of Chickamauga. Charlie Rose + WHME 46 America Now With Leeza Spotlight America Star Trek: The Next Generation "The Offspring" Roy Rogers America Now With Leeza Lester Sumrall Live From Studio B The Harvest Show News and music. Paid Program Joyce Meyer Paid Program Israel Tour June 2014 _ ABC 57 57 WBND ABC57 News at 5P ABC57 News at 5:30P ABC57 News at 6P ABC World News Family Feud Entertainment Tonight Grey's Anatomy Meredith helps Cristina draft a speech. Grey's Anatomy Jackson is the bearer of bad news. Black Box Dr. Ian Bickman joins The Cube's staff. ABC57 News at 11P (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live 0 SBT2 30 Judge Ross Judge Ross Happening Happen. Now Diff. Strokes Gimme Break Cosby Show Steve Harvey Dr. Phil News Comics Paid Program WSBT News TBN 260 372 (4:30) Movie The Final Inquiry The Cross Always Good Potters Behind Joel Osteen Prince Hillsong TV ››› The Greatest Story Ever Told ('65) Max von Sydow. WMYS Raymond Raymond Millionaire Family Feud Law & Order: SVU House House "Small Sacrifices" Law & Order: SVU Millionaire Wendy Show M A&E 118 265 The First 48 "Underworld" The First 48 The First 48 The First 48 "Shattered" The First 48 Beyond Scared Straight (:01) Beyond Scared Straight ∂ AMC 130 254 ›› U.S. Marshals ('98, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes, Robert Downey Jr.. ›› Pearl Harbor ('01, War) Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett, Kate Beckinsale. Mission: Impossible III ('06) ≤ ANPL 184 282 IGC After IGC After IGC After IGC After IGC After Ice Cold Gold IGC After ª BET 124 329 Moesha Moesha 106 & Park › Waist Deep ('06, Action) Tyrese Gibson, Meagan Good. ›› Blue Hill Avenue ('01, Crime Drama) Allen Payne, Angelle Brooks, Aaron D. Spears. [ CNBC 208 355 Fast Money Mad Money NHL Hockey Montreal Canadiens at Tampa Bay Lightning. (L) NHL Hockey Colorado Avalanche at Minnesota Wild. (L) W CNN 200 202 The Situation Room Crossfire Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360 CNN Tonight Chicagoland Anderson Cooper 360 O COM 107 249 Futurama Futurama South Park (:29) Tosh.0 Colbert Rep Daily Show Chappelle's Chappelle's Sunny Tosh.0 Review Tosh.0 Daily Show Colbert Rep E CSNCH 665 SportsNet Best of Dan Patrick SportsTalk Live (N) (Live) SportsNet MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit. SportsNet SportsNet 1 CSPAN 210 350 Key Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches. Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches. Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches. D DISC 182 278 Deadliest Catch Deadliest Catch Naked and Afraid Naked and Afraid Dual Survival Naked and Afraid R DISN 172 290 Win, Lose-Dr. Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Liv & Maddie Jessie Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer Austin & Ally Good-Charlie Jessie Win, Lose-Dr. Dog N E! 114 236 Secret Societies Of Holly Ryan Seacrest E! News Eric & Jessie: Eric & Jessie: Total Divas "Inhale, Exhale" Total Divas Chelsea Lat E! News B ESPN 140 206 Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) E:60 (N) College Softball Georgia at Alabama. (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) C ESPN2 144 209 Football Live ESPN FC (N) Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter Special (N) Sportscenter: On the Clock Boxing Friday Night Fights. (N) (Live) NFL Live (N) æ FAM 180 311 The Middle The Middle The Middle The Middle ›› Sister Act ('92) Whoopi Goldberg, Maggie Smith. ›› Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit ('93), Kathy Najimy The 700 Club V FNC 205 360 The Five Special Report Greta Van Susteren The O'Reilly Factor The Kelly File Hannity The O'Reilly Factor ∞ FOOD 110 231 Pioneer Wo. Trisha's Sou. Chopped Chopped America's Best Cook Chopped Canada Food Court Wars Diners, Drive Diners, Drive P FX 137 248 (4:00) Movie Thor ›› Contraband ('12, Action) Mark Wahlberg, Kate Beckinsale. Saint George Anger ›› Contraband ('12) Mark Wahlberg, Kate Beckinsale. ≥ GOLF 401 605 PGA Tour Golf Golf Central LPGA Tour Golf Swinging Skirts Classic, First Round. From San Francisco. (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf Zurich Classic of New Orleans, First Round. (131) HALL 185 312 The Waltons "The Runaway" The Waltons The Waltons "The Ring" The Waltons "The System" The Middle The Middle Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier I HGTV 112 229 Rehab Addict Rehab Addict Rehab Addict Rehab Addict Rehab Addict Rehab Addict Rehab Addict Rehab Addict Rehab Addict Rehab Addict Hunters Hunters Fixer Upper H HIST 120 269 Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Vikings "The Choice" (:02) Vikings "The Choice" F LIFE 108 252 Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap ››› Something's Gotta Give ('03, Romance-Comedy) Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton. (:01) Devious Maids Z MSNBC 209 356 The Ed Show PoliticsNation Hardball Chris Matthews All In With Chris Hayes The Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word All In With Chris Hayes ¥ NBCSN 151 608 (4:30) Mecum Auctions: Collector Cars and More NHL Live (N) (L) NHL Hockey Boston Bruins at Detroit Red Wings. (N Subject to Blackout) NHL Hockey: Sharks at Kings ? NICK 170 299 SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat Instant Mom See Dad Run Full House Full House Full House Full House Friends (:36) Friends L OXY 127 612 (4:30) Movie Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins ›› White Chicks ('04) Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans. ›› White Chicks ('04) Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans. Welcome Home Roscoe Q SPIKE 168 262 Cops Cops Jail Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops iMPACT Wrestling (N) Ink Master "Fighting Dirty" 6 TBS 139 247 Friends Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan J TLC 183 280 Medium Medium Medium Medium Tattoos Tattoos American Gypsy Wedding American Gypsy Wedding Tattoos Tattoos American Gypsy Wedding T TNT 138 245 Castle "Deep in Death" Castle "The Double Down" NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) @ TOON 176 296 Total Drama Total Drama Clarence Uncle Gra. Teen Titans Johnny Test King of Hill King of Hill Cleveland Cleveland Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Ø TRAV 215 277 Monumental Mysteries Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Gr. Mysteries: Holy Land Hotel Secrets & Legends Mysteries at the Museum ± TRUTV 204 246 Wipeout Killer Karaoke World's Dumbest... Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers truTV Top Funniest > TVLAND 106 301 Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Gilligan's Isle Gilligan's Isle Gilligan's Isle Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King King S USA 105 242 Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU ››› Bridesmaids ('11, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne. Sirens Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam 3 WGN-A 239 307 10th Inning Witches Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Salem "The Vow" Witches How I Met (517) ENC 340 526 (4:35) Movie Staying Alive (:20) ›› Police Academy ('84, Comedy) ›› XXX: State of the Union ('05, Action) (:45) ››› In the Line of Fire ('93) Clint Eastwood, John Malkovich. (550) HBO 300 501 (4:00) Movie Battleship (:15) ››› Pacific Rim ('13) Charlie Hunnam, Diego Klattenhoff. Fight Game Veep "Alicia" Silicon Valley Game of Thrones Real Sex (562) MAX 310 512 Movie (:45) ››› The Abyss ('89) Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. (:15) › Showtime ('02) Robert De Niro, Eddie Murphy. ›› The Internship ('13) Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson. (575) SHOW 318 537 (4:30) Movie Meek's Cutoff (:15) ›› The Words ('12) Bradley Cooper, Jeremy Irons. ››› Django Unchained ('12, Western) Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz. Penn & Teller Californicat. (533) STARZ 350 520 Movie (:35) ››› Closer ('04, Drama) Julia Roberts, Jude Law. (:20) ›› Next ('07) Nicolas Cage. ›› Resident Evil: Apocalypse ('04) (:35) The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones Thursday movies 12:00 p.m. SPIKE "Train- ing Day" ››› A rookie cop meets a corrupt Los Angeles narcotics officer who wants to include him in his schemes. (2hr30) 12:30 p.m. ENC "In the Line of Fire" ››› An assassin toys with a White House Secret Service agent haunted for 30 years by his failure in 1963 Dallas. (2hr10) 2:00 p.m. AMC "We Were Soldiers" ››› A lieutenant colonel and approximately 400 U.S. troops battle 2,000 North Vietnamese in 1965. (3hr) MAX "Internal Affairs" ››› A Los Angeles po- liceman toys with the mind of a division investigator on his case. (2hr) OXY "Freedom Writers" ››› A dedicated Los An- geles teacher inspires her class of at-risk students to believe in themselves and achieve academic suc- cess. (2hr30) 4:00 p.m. FX "Thor" ››› After his reckless actions reignite an ancient war, the Norse god is stripped of his powers, cast out of Asgard and forced to live among humans. (2hr30) 4:30 p.m. SHOW "Meek's Cutoff" ››› Though she and her companions are lost and increasingly desperate, a pioneer wife protects a Cayuse Indian from their shady guide, who wants to kill him. (1hr45) 5:35 p.m. STARZ "Closer" ››› A writer, a photographer, a young woman and a successful dermatologist grapple with love and betrayal. (1hr45) 5:45 p.m. MAX "The Abyss" ››› Oil-platform workers, including an estranged couple, and a Navy SEAL make a star- tling deep-sea discovery. (2hr30) 6:15 p.m. HBO "Pacific Rim" ››› A washed-up ex-pilot and an untested trainee must drive an old, obsolete robot in a last- ditch effort to repel a lethal force of monstrous invad- ers. (2hr15) 7:00 p.m. USA "Brides- maids" ››› Though broke and lovelorn, a woman takes on the strange and expensive rituals associated with be- ing her best friend's maid of honor. (3hr) 8:00 p.m. LIFE "Some- thing's Gotta Give" ››› A music executive falls for the mother of his young girlfriend after having a heart attack in her home. (3hr1) SHOW "Django Un- chained" ››› A former slave joins forces with the German bounty hunter who freed him and helps hunt down the South's most-wanted criminals, all in the hope of finding his long-lost wife. (3hr) 9:45 p.m. ENC "In the Line of Fire" ››› An as- sassin toys with a White House Secret Service agent haunted for 30 years by his failure in 1963 Dal- las. (2hr10) 10:00 p.m. TBN "The Greatest Story Ever Told" ››› The life of Jesus unfolds according to the Bible, from birth to the Resurrection, on an epic scale. (3hr30) 11:00 p.m. AMC "Mission: Impossible III" ››› Now a trainer for IMF recruits, agent Ethan Hunt squares off against the toughest foe he has ever faced: a ruthless arms and informa- tion broker. (3hr1) MOVIES 10 The Goshen News • TV Spotlight • April 21-27, 2014

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