Today's Entertainment

Saturday movies 5:00 p.m. LIFE “Nothing but the Truth” ››› After writing an article that re- veals the name of a covert CIA operative, a reporter goes to jail to protect the identity of her story’s source. (2hr) SPIKE “The Longest Yard” ››› A warden forces an ex-football star to lead fellow inmates in a game against the guards. (2hr) SATURDAY, APRIL 16 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM PGA Tour Golf (3:00) PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, Third Round. The King of Queens The King of Queens (4:00) Nova “The Bible’s Buried Secrets” (3:30) NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (Live) Cressy TBN 260 372 Praise the Lord The Wild, Wild West ≤ ANPL 184 282 Confessions: Hoarding ª BET 124 329 Girlfriends TNT “The Bourne Su- premacy” ››› A CIA chief sends a senior op- erative to take down Jason Bourne when it appears the rogue agent is behind the deaths of two people. (2hr) TOON “Pokémon: Zoro- ark: Master of Illusions” ›››› Animated. Celebi travels through time to prevent the destruction of Crown City. (2hr) 5:30 p.m. AMC “Deliver- ance” ››› Four Atlanta businessmen encounter unexpected terrors during a rafting trip down a raging backwoods river. (2hr30) 5:30 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 Friends (4:00) MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. (L) Classic Gospel ABC World News ABC57 News at 6:30P bInTune TV Stargate Atlantis 6:05 p.m. STARZ “Toy Story” ›››› Voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen. Ani- mated. A flashy new action hero’s arrival creates upset in a community of toys that comes to life when people are absent. (1hr21) 6:15 p.m. MAX “Get Him to the Greek” ››› A record-company employee has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star to Hollywood for a big come- back concert. (2hr) 7:00 p.m. TOON “Fire- breather” ››› Animated. A monstrous dragon wants its teenage son to follow in its footsteps. (1hr30) 6:30 NBC Nightly News Quit Your Job! CBS Evening News Friends 7 PM Get Hot! How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Hlthy Choices Allen Smith Gardens 7:30 Home Sweet Home How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men The Lawrence Welk Show “’Til There Was You.” House “Damned if You Do” Dr. House treats a nun. Stargate Universe “Lost” Gomer Pyle Gomer Pyle M*A*S*H ››› Deliverance (‘72, Adventure) Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds. Confessions: Hoarding Girlfriends Dogs 101 Girlfriends Situation Room O COM 107 249 (4:30) Movie The Slammin’ Salmon E CSNCH 665 College Softball Oklahoma at Missouri. (N) 1 CSPAN 210 350 (2:00) C-SPAN Weekend Wizards B ESPN 140 206 (4:00) Spring Football (N) C ESPN2 144 209 NASCAR Racing [ CNBC 208 355 Healthy Hair Paid Program Spring Break Bodies of 2011 Money in W CNN 200 202 Newsroom D DISC 182 278 Bermuda Triangle Exposed Secret Service R DISN 172 290 Wizards N E! 114 236 Movie ›› Honey (‘03, Drama) Jessica Alba, Mekhi Phifer. Newsroom SportsNet President Commun. America & the Courts The Real King’s Speech Suite/Deck Sonny With a Chance Dance Scene Sex and-City Sex and-City Kardashian Khloe SportsCenter (N) (Live) NHRA Drag Racing æ FAM 180 311 (4:00) Movie Bruce Almighty ›› Evan Almighty (‘07) Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman. V FNC 205 360 (4:00) America’s News HQ America’s News HQ ∞ FOOD 110 231 Iron Chef America P FX 137 248 (3:30) Movie Spider-Man 3 ≥ GOLF 401 605 Top 10 FOX Report Challenge (131) HALL 185 312 Love Takes Wing (‘09) Cloris Leachman, Sarah Jones. I HGTV 112 229 Genevieve Color Splash Designed-Sell Hunters Int’l House H HIST 120 269 Journey to the Earth’s Core F LIFE 108 252 ››› Nothing but the Truth (‘08, Drama) Kate Beckinsale. Z MSNBC 209 356 The Spy Who Loved Her ? NICK 170 299 Victorious L OXY 127 612 In Plain Sight Victorious iCarly In Plain Sight Q SPIKE 168 262 ››› The Longest Yard (‘74) Burt Reynolds, Eddie Albert. 6 TBS 139 247 Raymond Raymond Seinfeld J TLC 183 280 Hoarding: Buried Alive T TNT 138 245 ››› The Bourne Supremacy (‘04) Matt Damon. @ TOON 176 296 ›››› Pokémon: Zoroark: Master of Illusions (‘10) Ø TRAV 215 277 Bigfootville ± TRUTV 204 246 Most Shocking > TVLAND 106 301 Sanford Sanford 3 WGN-A 239 307 The Unit “Dark of the Moon” (517) ENC 340 526 (4:35) Movie The Stepfather (550) HBO 300 501 (3:30) Mildred Pierce (562) MAX 310 512 (4:30) Movie X-Men Origins IndyCar Racing Bones Seinfeld Hoarding: Buried Alive Most Terrifying-America 7 Most Shocking Sanford Sanford S USA 105 242 (4:25) Movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom ¥ VERSUS 151 608 NLL Lacrosse Lockup: Raw “Prison Love” iCarly Modern Marvels iCarly In Plain Sight King Hoarding: Buried Alive 7:26 p.m. STARZ “Toy Story 2” ›››› Voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen. Ani- mated. When a toy collec- tor kidnaps Woody, Buzz Lightyear and the other toys band together to bring him home. (1hr34) 8:00 p.m. AMC “Se7en” ››› A meticulous detec- tive and the young officer about to replace the vet- eran probe serial murders based on the seven deadly sins. (3hr) E! “Knocked Up” ››› A rising journalist and an ir- responsible slacker ponder their future after a boozy one-night stand results in a pregnancy. (2hr30) MOVIES 8 PM 8:30 Paid Program Paid Program Law & Order: LA Investigating a shooting at a party. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A gun-store shootout. 9 PM TBS “Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events” ››› A dastardly count plots to steal an in- heritance from three young orphans placed in his care. (2hr) 9:00 p.m. LIFE “Erin Brockovich” ››› A law clerk researching a client’s health case stumbles on a cover-up of a contami- nated water supply in a desert town. (2hr30) STARZ “Toy Story 3” ››› Animated. Woody, Buzz and the rest of the toys find themselves dumped in a day-care cen- ter after Andy leaves for college. (1hr50) 9:30 10 PM Law & Order: LA A man’s wife and son are killed. Hawaii Five-0 A violent convict escapes from prison. ›› The Count of Monte Cristo (‘02) Jim Caviezel. A swordsman seeks revenge on those who betrayed him. Truth Be Told (‘11) Candace Cameron Bure. A marriage counselor asks an old friend to pose as her husband. Antiques Roadshow Chinese jade brush washer. Keeping Up Appearances George Hirsch Paid Program Paid Program Best of Harvest Gaither: Precious Memories In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power M*A*S*H Da Vinci’s Inquest Brothers & Sisters Cats 101 Cold Squad “Dead Letters” Cold Case “Hubris” Keeping Up Appearances 10:00 p.m. WCWW9 “Men of Honor” ››› The U.S. Navy’s first black diver battles a salty chief, racial prejudice and a crippling setback. (2hr30) 10:45 p.m. TNT “The Matrix Reloaded” ››› Freedom fighters use extraordinary skills and weaponry to revolt against machines. (2hr45) 11:30 p.m. SPIKE “Grind- house Presents: Planet Terror” ››› A one- legged go-go dancer and her ex-lover join forces with other survivors to battle a horde of flesh-eat- ing zombies invading their Texas town. (2hr) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Gray” 48 Hours Mystery “The Defense of Casey Anthony” News As Time Goes By The Office “Money” As Time Goes By ›› Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (‘06, Action) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley. Capt. Jack Sparrow owes a blood debt to a ghostly pirate. News ››› Se7en (‘95) Brad Pitt. A killer dispatches his victims via the Seven Deadly Sins. It’s Me or the Dog Cats 101 Made-Millions American Greed CNN Presents ›› The Girl Next Door (‘04) Emile Hirsch, Elisha Cuthbert. Table Tennis Golfer Suite/Deck Wizards ›› Madea’s Family Reunion (‘06, Comedy) Tyler Perry, Blair Underwood. The Suze Orman Show Piers Morgan Tonight › Fired Up (‘09) Nicholas D’Agosto, Eric Christian Olsen. American Perspectives Filthy Cities Inside Look Boxing Dyah Ali Davis vs. Francisco Sierra. (Taped) Filthy Cities Pompeii: Back NBA Basketball First Round, Game 1: Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) ››› Knocked Up (‘07, Romance-Comedy) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl. High School Basketball 2011 Jordan Brand Classic. (Live) ›› Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (‘94, Comedy) Jim Carrey. Huckabee The Golf Fix Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Nationwide: Fresh Express Classic, Third Round. From Hayward, Calif. (N) Love Finds a Home (‘09, Drama) Patty Duke, Sarah Jones. Candice Tells Green Home 2011 ›› The Dead Will Tell (‘04, Suspense) Anne Heche. Lockup: Raw iCarly Victorious Bobby Flay Bobby Flay Candy Store Candy Store Easter Basket Unwrapped › Max Payne (‘08, Action) Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis. Antonio God vs. Satan Beliefs about Armageddon. Lockup: Corcoran ›› Rambo (‘08, Action) Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz. King ›› Get Smart (‘08) Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway. ››› Firebreather (‘10), Dana Delany Most Terrifying Places Graham Classic Crusades The Unit “Whiplash” News WSBT News at 11 11:30 (:29) Saturday Night Live (:35) Criminal Minds ››› Men of Honor (‘00, Drama) Robert De Niro. The U.S. Navy’s first black diver battles a crippling setback. Fringe Desperate attempts to save Olivia. Globe Trekker Park Güell and Casa Batlló in Spain. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program LeSea in Action ABC57 News at 11P House High School Softball Wawasee at Fairfield. Thru History Travel Road Hates Chris Hates Chris M A&E 118 265 Parking Wars Parking Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars ∂ AMC 130 254 Movie ›› Secret Window (‘04) It’s Me or the Dog Till Debt/Part Till Debt/Part American Greed Newsroom ›› Trois 2: Pandora’s Box CNN Presents ›› Jackass: The Movie SportsNet American Perspectives Filthy Cities Good-Charlie Shake It Up! Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Shake It Up! Wizards Wizards NBA Basketball First Round, Game 1: Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) Baseball Tonight (Live) Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large Easter Unwrapped House ›› Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (‘95) Jim Carrey. Jour. Iron Chef America Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Archer PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, Third Round. The Shunning (‘11) Danielle Panabaker, Sherry Stringfield. Secrets House Supah Ninjas Victorious Hoarding: Buried Alive All in Family All in Family All in Family All in Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond NCIS “Bait” Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Top 20 Most Shocking NCIS “Escaped” (:20) ›› Daddy Day Care (‘03), Jeff Garlin ›› Terminator Salvation (‘09) Christian Bale. (:15) ››› Get Him to the Greek (‘10) Jonah Hill. (575) SHOW 318 537 (:15) ›› The Joneses (‘09) David Duchovny, Demi Moore. (533) STARZ 350 520 (4:10) Movie Fast & Furious The Borgias “The Moor” (:05) ›››› Toy Story (‘95), Tim Allen NCIS “Witch Hunt” NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinals: Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) Bones ›› Lottery Ticket (‘10) Bow Wow. (:26) ›››› Toy Story 2 (‘99), Tim Allen Hockey (:15) ›› Jennifer’s Body (‘09, Horror) Megan Fox. Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara Aries Spears, Smiling NCIS A survivalist is wanted. MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Colorado Rockies. From Coors Field in Denver. (N) ›› Absolute Power (‘97) Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman. (:05) ›› All About the Benjamins (‘02) (:45) Boxing Andre Berto vs. Victor Ortiz, Welterweights. (Live) ›› Clash of the Titans (‘10), Liam Neeson Fight Camp Boxing ››› Toy Story 3 (‘10) Voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen. (10:50) › The Ugly Truth Saturday, April 16 - Friday, April 22, 2011 • The Goshen News • Viewer’s Choice 5 ››› Erin Brockovich (‘00, Drama) Julia Roberts, Albert Finney. Lockup Orange County iCarly The Real Face of Jesus? Lockup Orange County ›› Just Friends (‘05) Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart. ››› Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events Ghost Adventures: Scariest Ghost Adventures World’s Dumbest... Hoarding: Buried Alive (:31) Internatl Golf Central The Shunning (‘11, Drama) Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Lockup: Raw My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids Lopez ›› Just Friends (‘05) Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart. ›› The Punisher (‘04, Action) Thomas Jane, John Travolta, Will Patton. ›› Dr. Seuss’ The Cat in the Hat (‘03) Hoarding: Buried Alive › Rush Hour 3 (‘07, Action) Jackie Chan. Planet Terror (:45) Yours Hoarding: Buried Alive Regular Show King of Hill King of Hill Venture Bros. Family Guy Boondocks Boondocks Ghost Adventures World’s Dumbest... (:45) ››› The Matrix Reloaded (‘03) Ghost Adventures Forensic File Forensic File Underworld NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinals: Teams TBA. (Live) News at Nine How I Met (:45) Cobra Army Wives Lopez After Lately The Soup Chelsea Lat SportsCenter (Live) FOX News SportsNet

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