Today's Entertainment

Mondaymovies 12:30 p.m. FX “The Incred- ible Hulk” ››› As Bruce Banner seeks to rid him- self of The Hulk forever, a powerful enemy known as The Abomination arises to wreak havoc on the human race. (2hr30) 12:35 p.m. ENC “Twister” ››› Storm-chasers final- izing their divorce try to place equipment inside a tornado on the Oklahoma plains. (1hr55) 1:15 p.m. AMC “A Fistful of Dollars” ››› Sergio MONDAY, APRIL 18 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News at 5 The King of Queens Leone’s classic about a mysterious drifter’s involve- ment with warring factions in a Mexican border town. (2hr30) 2:00 p.m. COM “Keeping Up With the Steins” ››› With his parents caught up in preparations for his lav- ish bar mitzvah, a boy tries to heal the rift between his father and grandfather. (2hr) 2:30 p.m. STARZ “Gangs of New York” ››› During the era of Tammany Hall’s sway, a young man vows vengeance on the vicious gangster who killed his father. (2hr50) 5:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 The King of Queens The Dr. Oz Show Wild Kratts Dinner and a Book The Flying Nun Gidget Star Trek TBN 260 372 Praise the Lord M A&E 118 265 Dog Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Funniest Home Videos Dog The First 48 ∂ AMC 130 254 (3:45) Movie The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly ≤ ANPL 184 282 I Shouldn’t Be Alive W CNN 200 202 The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer O COM 107 249 South Park Tosh.0 E CSNCH 665 Heartland Poker Tour 1 CSPAN 210 350 House of Representatives ª BET 124 329 The Game The Game 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live [ CNBC 208 355 Fast Money I Shouldn’t Be Alive Mad Money Scrubs Scrubs 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 Friends BBC World News Hogan’s Heroes Judge Judy Judge Judy ABC57 News at 6P ES.TV 3:45 p.m. AMC “The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly” ››› A drifter, a bandit and a bounty hunter reach a standoff over bur- ied gold. (4hr15) 4:05 p.m. MAX “The Last Samurai” ›››› Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe. In the 1870s a Westerner is caught in the middle of a battle between Japan’s emperor and the samurai. (2hr40) 4:30 p.m. FX “Slumdog Millionaire” ››› Flash- backs reveal how a poor youth came to be a prize- winning contestant on one of India’s most-popular game shows. (2hr30) 6:30 NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Couric Friends Nightly Busi- ness Report ABC World News Frasier 7 PM Access Hol- lywood Wheel of Fortune How I Met Your Mother The Simpsons Family Guy Two and a Half Men PBS NewsHour My Three Sons The Rifleman IBA News From Israel The Insider Entertainment Tonight WSBT News at 7 7:30 5:20 p.m. STARZ “Dis- trict 9” ››› A field op- erative for a company that oversees extraterrestrial refugees contracts a mys- terious virus that begins to change his DNA. (1hr55) 6:10 p.m. ENC “The Big Chill” ››› Ex-college friends reunite in a big house after a funeral, to play old records and talk. (1hr50) 8:00 p.m. AMC “Dirty Harry” ››› A police de- tective defies his superiors and gambles with innocent lives to capture a sniper terrorizing San Francisco. (2hr15) MOVIES 8 PM Jeopardy! How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men 8:30 Inside Edition Chuck Chuck and Sarah lose the wedding money. Mad Love “Pub Quiz” 90210 The gang takes a vacation in Mexico. House “Last Temptation” Masters faces a decision. 9 PM Two and a Half Men ENC “Twister” ››› Storm-chasers finalizing their divorce try to place equipment inside a tor- nado on the Oklahoma plains. (2hr) 9:00 p.m. STARZ “Zom- bieland” ››› Survivors of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dis- patch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. (1hr35) 10:00 p.m. ENC “The Long Kiss Goodnight” ››› Former cohorts come after a small-town New Eng- land mom who gradually remembers her past as 9:30 10 PM The Event Jarvis agrees to meet with an adversary. (:31) Mike & Molly Gossip Girl Blair has an epiphany. The Chicago Code Revisiting a domestic violence case. Lester Sumrall Bible Prophecy The Harvest Show News and music. Dancing With the Stars Dr. Phil Kirk Cameron Holy Land Behind Heroin Highway Chironna (:31) Cougar Town “Walls” The Oprah Winfrey Show J. Franklin Relapse “Brandon” I’m Alive “Brotherhood” The Kudlow Report John King, USA D DISC 182 278 Cash Cab Cash Cab Cash Cab Cash Cab American Chopper R DISN 172 290 Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Shake It Up! Suite/Deck N E! 114 236 E! Special E! Special B ESPN 140 206 Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) C ESPN2 144 209 NASCAR Now (Live) æ FAM 180 311 Gilmore Girls V FNC 205 360 Glenn Beck ∞ FOOD 110 231 Contessa P FX 137 248 (4:30) Movie Slumdog Millionaire House Little House on the Prairie House House L OXY 127 612 The Bad Girls Club Q SPIKE 168 262 Jail 6 TBS 139 247 Friends The Bad Girls Club Jail Seinfeld iCarly Jail Victorious Jail Friends UFO Files Kapustin Yar. Unsolved Mysteries MSNBC Live iCarly Seinfeld J TLC 183 280 Cake Boss Kitchen Boss Ultimate Cake Off T TNT 138 245 Law & Order Cops > TVLAND 106 301 Good Times Jeffersons Sanford S USA 105 242 Law & Order: SVU ¥ VERSUS 151 608 IndyCar Racing 3 WGN-A 239 307 Cheers Cheers (517) ENC 340 526 (4:20) Movie Sex Drive (550) HBO 300 501 (4:15) Movie Whole 10 Yds (562) MAX 310 512 (4:05) Movie The Last Samurai (575) SHOW 318 537 Movie (533) STARZ 350 520 Movie Law & Order “Invaders” Cops Sanford NCIS “Smoked” Adv. Sports Hockey E! News ››› Dirty Harry (‘71) Clint Eastwood, Harry Guardino. Blue Planet: Seas of Life › Fired Up (‘09) Nicholas D’Agosto, Eric Christian Olsen. Sox Pregame MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Tampa Bay Rays. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Tonight From Washington American Chopper Suite/Deck The Suite Life on Deck E! Special SportsNation Interruption Football Live NFL Live Still Standing Still Standing Secret-Teen Special Report Ingredient Fix Best Dishes Minute Meals Iron Chef America ≥ GOLF 401 605 World of Golf World of Golf Golf Central Golf Fitness The Golf Fix (Live) (131) HALL 185 312 The Waltons “The Runaway” I HGTV 112 229 House H HIST 120 269 MysteryQuest F LIFE 108 252 Unsolved Mysteries Z MSNBC 209 356 Hardball Chris Matthews ? NICK 170 299 Victorious FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor Two Men Two Men Little House on the Prairie Hunters Int’l House American Pickers Prince William (‘02) Jordan Frieda, Martin Turner. Hardball Chris Matthews Jail King Fabulous Cakes Bait Car “LA” King Duplantis 10:15 p.m. AMC “Dirty Harry” ››› A police de- tective defies his superiors and gambles with innocent lives to capture a sniper terrorizing San Francisco. (2hr15) a government assassin. (2hr5) 10:35 p.m. STARZ “Gangs of New York” ››› During the era of Tammany Hall’s sway, a young man vows vengeance on the vicious gangster who killed his father. (2hr55) 11:45 p.m. MAX “Stakeout” ››› A Seattle detective watches his partner flirt with an escaped convict’s ex-girlfriend under surveil- lance. (2hr) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Law & Order: LA A stylist is shot while driving. Hawaii Five-0 A detective tries to get revenge. Seinfeld “The Dog” News Antiques Roadshow “Billings” American Masters “John Muir in the New World” John Muir founded the Sierra Club. Hart to Heart Ministries News Praise the Lord Don’t Forget Don’t Forget MLB Baseball San Diego Padres at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (N) The First 48 Blue Planet: Seas of Life 2010 Soul Train Awards Honoring Anita Baker and Ron Isley. Beyond Barrel: Race to Fuel Biography on CNBC In the Arena Piers Morgan Tonight Sunny American Chopper Suite/Deck E! Special MLB Baseball Milwaukee Brewers at Philadelphia Phillies. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) SportsCenter Special: On Secret-Teen N. American Poker Make It or Break It Hannity Little House on the Prairie Property Property Frasier Sunny Suite/Deck Law & Order: Criminal Intent Paranormal Paranormal Paranormal Paranormal (:15) ››› Dirty Harry (‘71, Crime Drama) Clint Eastwood. River Monsters: Unhooked Blue Planet: Seas of Life The Game The Mo’Nique Show Mad Money Biography on CNBC Anderson Cooper 360 Sunny Suite/Deck Fashion White Sox Inside Look Bill Smith American Chopper Workaholics Daily Show Colbert Rep SportsNet SportsNet Capital News Today American Chopper Suite/Deck Wizards Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) N. American Poker Secret-Teen Greta Van Susteren Unwrapped Candy Store Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Meat ›› Eagle Eye (‘08, Action) Shia LaBeouf, Michelle Monaghan, Rosario Dawson. GolfNow Frasier Hunters Int’l House Restoration Restoration American Pickers The Last Word The Bad Girls Club Jail Jail Golf Videos World of Golf World of Golf The Golf Fix Frasier House BrainSurge Supah Ninjas My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids Hates Chris Hates Chris George The Bad Girls Club Jail The Bad Girls Club NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (Live) Bait Car Bait Car Worked All in Family Sanford NCIS “Driven” Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Funniest Home Videos (:10) ››› The Big Chill (‘83) William Hurt, Glenn Close. ›› Terminator Salvation (‘09) Christian Bale. (:45) ›› Twilight (‘08, Romance) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. (:20) ››› District 9 (‘09) Sharlto Copley. TV Land Awards 2011 The 2011 TV Land Awards. WWE Tough Enough (N) NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinals: Teams TBA. (Subject to Blackout) (:45) ›› Fighting (‘09) Channing Tatum, Terrence Howard. Weeds Frasier Wizards The Soup Chelsea Lat E! News SportsCenter (N) (Live) N. American Poker The 700 Club The O’Reilly Factor Best Thing Ice Brigade Good Eats ›› Eagle Eye (‘08, Action) Golf Central Learning Golden Girls Golden Girls First Place Hunters Int’l First Place Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Inspector America William & Kate (‘11) Ben Cross, Camilla Luddington. The Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show George Love Games: Bad Girls Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Conan Cake Boss: Baby Special › Exit Wounds (‘01, Action) Steven Seagal, DMX. Quints By Surprise @ TOON 176 296 Advent. Time Regular Show Regular Show Johnny Test Johnny Test Hole in Wall Advent. Time Regular Show King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Ø TRAV 215 277 Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern ± TRUTV 204 246 Police Video Worked Stings WWE Monday Night RAW (L) Hockey Old Christine Old Christine Funniest Home Videos ››› Twister (‘96, Action) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton. Real Time With Bill Maher Game of Thrones ›› Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (‘92) The Big C The Borgias (:15) ›› The Crazies (‘10, Horror) Timothy Olyphant. Kate Plus 8 “New Zealand” NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (Live) Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations Bait Car Bait Car Bait Car The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny (:05) WWE Tough Enough NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinals: Teams TBA. (Live) WGN News at Nine Scrubs ››› The Long Kiss Goodnight (‘96) Geena Davis. (:05) Colin Quinn Long Story Short ›› Clash of the Titans (‘10), Liam Neeson ››› Zombieland (‘09) Woody Harrelson. Scrubs Ricky Gervais (:45) Stakeout Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara (:35) ››› Gangs of New York (‘02) Saturday, April 16 - Friday, April 22, 2011 • The Goshen News • Viewer’s Choice 11 Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Stings Royal Wedding of a Lifetime The Last Word My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids (:01) The Bad Girls Club CSI: Crime Scene Cake Boss: Baby Special Seinfeld “The Smelly Car” News WSBT News at 11 Everybody- Raymond The Office “New Boss” Games-North Charlie Rose 20/20 William and Kate Middleton’s romance. Joyce Meyer Paid Program Paid Program Nightline ABC57 News at 11P Frasier Comics RENO 911! 11:30 Tonight Show w/Jay Leno Late Show W/Letterman Everybody- Raymond The Office

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