Today's Entertainment

Thursdaymovies 12:00 p.m. FX “Déjà Vu” ››› (2006, Suspense) Denzel Washington, Val Kilmer. A time-travel- ing federal agent falls in love with a New Orleans woman who is fated to be murdered. (2hr30) 12:50 p.m. STARZ “District 9” ››› (2009, Science Fiction) Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope. A field op- erative for a company that oversees extraterrestrial refugees contracts a mys- THURSDAY, APRIL 14 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News at 5 The King of Queens terious virus that begins to change his DNA. (1hr55) 1:20 p.m. MAX “Splice” ››› (2009, Science Fic- tion) Adrien Brody, Sarah Polley. An experiment goes horribly wrong when two scientists use human DNA to create a hybrid creature. (1hr50) 2:15 p.m. SHOW “You Kill Me” ››› (2007, Comedy) Ben Kingsley, Téa Leoni. An alcoholic assassin heads west to dry out and lands a job in a mortuary, where he meets a relative of one of his many victims. (1hr45) 2:30 p.m. AMC “The Thomas Crown Affair” 5:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 The King of Queens The Dr. Oz Show Wild Kratts 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 Friends Steves Europe BBC World News The Flying Nun Gidget Star Trek TBN 260 372 Praise the Lord M A&E 118 265 Dog Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Funniest Home Videos Dog The First 48 ª BET 124 329 The Game The Game 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live [ CNBC 208 355 Fast Money W CNN 200 202 The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer O COM 107 249 South Park Tosh.0 E CSNCH 665 NBA Basketball: Nets at Bulls 1 CSPAN 210 350 House of Representatives Suite/Deck Fatal Attractions Mad Money Scrubs Scrubs Hogan’s Heroes ES.TV ››› (1999, Suspense) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo. A billionaire looking for new challenges attracts the attention of an inves- tigator when a priceless Monet is stolen. (2hr30) FX “The Departed” ››› (2006, Crime Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. In Boston an undercover cop gains a gangland chief’s trust, while a career criminal in- filtrates the police force for the mob. (3hr) 3:35 p.m. ENC “Robo- Cop” ››› (1987, Sci- ence Fiction) Peter Weller, Nancy Allen. Scientists use the mangled remains 6:30 NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Couric Friends Nightly Busi- ness Report Judge Judy Judge Judy ABC57 News ABC World News Frasier 7 PM Access Hol- lywood Wheel of Fortune How I Met Your Mother The Simpsons Family Guy Two and a Half Men PBS NewsHour My Three Sons The Rifleman IBA News From Israel The Insider Entertainment Tonight WSBT News at 7 ∂ AMC 130 254 ››› The Manchurian Candidate (‘04, Suspense) Denzel Washington, Meryl Streep. ≤ ANPL 184 282 Fatal Attractions “Chimps” 7:30 of a dead police officer to create the ultimate crime- fighter — an indestructible cyborg. (1hr45) 4:50 p.m. MAX “The First Wives Club” ››› (1996, Comedy) Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler. Three 50-ish college friends plot re- venge after their husbands dump them for younger women. (1hr45) 5:00 p.m. AMC “The Man- churian Candidate” ››› (2004, Suspense) Denzel Washington, Meryl Streep. A troubled Gulf War vet- eran becomes suspicious after a powerful senator’s son becomes a candidate for vice president. (3hr) MOVIES 8 PM Jeopardy! The Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men 8:30 Inside Edition Community The Paul Reiser Show (:31) Rules of Engagement The Vampire Diaries “The Last Dance” American Idol A contestant is eliminated. Ask an Expert “Town Hall: Bridal Expert” Wipeout Bowled Over; Chocolate Shop. Dr. Phil Always Good Full Flame Behind The First 48 David J. Don’t Forget Don’t Forget Without a Trace “Endgame” The First 48 Life Reptiles and amphibians. The Kudlow Report John King, USA Chicago Tribune Live (Live) N E! 114 236 Shocking Unsolved Crimes Kendra B ESPN 140 206 Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (Live) D DISC 182 278 Cash Cab Cash Cab Cash Cab Cash Cab Deadliest Catch R DISN 172 290 Suite/Deck 9 PM 5:30 p.m. FX “Slumdog Millionaire” ››› (2008, Comedy-Drama) Dev Patel, Freida Pinto. Flash- backs reveal how a poor youth came to be a prize- winning contestant on one of India’s most-popular game shows. (2hr30) 6:35 p.m. MAX “First Blood” ››› (1982, Ac- tion) Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna. Green Beret veteran Rambo takes on a Pacific North- west sheriff and the Na- tional Guard. (1hr40) 8:00 p.m. FAM “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” ››› (2003, Adventure) Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush. A The Office Parks and Recreation 9:30 10 PM 30 Rock CSI: Crime Scene Investigation “Bump and Grind” Nikita “Into the Dark” Nikita goes to London with Owen. Bones A TV-show host’s remains are found. Waking the Dead “Walking on Water” The Harvest Show Two-Hour Special Grey’s Anatomy “P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)” The Oprah Winfrey Show Win.-Wisdom Your Day Without a Trace The First 48 ›› Eraser (‘96, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Caan. Blonde vs. Bear The Bear Whisperer Daily Show Colbert Rep Futurama SportsNet Futurama The American Tax Cheat Piers Morgan Tonight Futurama 9:00 p.m. STARZ “District 9” ››› (2009, Science Fiction) Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope. A field op- erative for a company that oversees extraterrestrial refugees contracts a mys- terious virus that begins to change his DNA. (2hr) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Outsourced News The Mentalist Investigating a convict’s murder. Seinfeld “The Revenge” News Masterpiece Classic Sir Hallam and Lady Agnes Holland. (:01) Private Practice The after- math of Charlotte’s assault. News Praise the Lord Hates Chris Hates Chris Meet, Browns Meet, Browns Manhunters Manhunters Manhunters Manhunters The Killing “El Diablo” The Bear Whisperer Family Affair Family Crews ›› Life (‘99) Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence. New Age of Wal-Mart In the Arena High School Wrestling National Championship. (Taped) Tonight From Washington Suite/Deck Shake It Up! Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Good-Charlie The Suite Life Movie (‘11) Dylan Sprouse. Dance Scene E! News Deadliest Catch Fresh blood join the crab fleet. Sex and-City Sex/City Quarterback Football Live NFL Live C ESPN2 144 209 NASCAR Now Around/Horn SportsNation Interruption SportsNation Basketball Harlem Globetrotters. æ FAM 180 311 Gilmore Girls V FNC 205 360 Glenn Beck ∞ FOOD 110 231 Contessa P FX 137 248 Movie Still Standing Still Standing Funniest Home Videos Special Report ≥ GOLF 401 605 PGA Tour Golf (131) HALL 185 312 The Waltons Ingredient Fix Best Dishes Minute Meals Iron Chef America ››› Slumdog Millionaire (‘08, Comedy-Drama) Dev Patel, Freida Pinto. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Little House on the Prairie MonsterQuest Intervention “Tina” MSNBC Live Jail Seinfeld I HGTV 112 229 Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Curb/Block Yard Crash. Hunters Int’l House H HIST 120 269 MonsterQuest F LIFE 108 252 Unsolved Mysteries Z MSNBC 209 356 Hardball Chris Matthews ? 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Time Regular Show MAD Ø TRAV 215 277 Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern ± TRUTV 204 246 Speeders Carnivore NCIS Political assassination. Adv. Sports Hockey World’s Dumbest... Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Funniest Home Videos (:20) ›› Fallen (‘98) Denzel Washington, John Goodman. (:15) › Leap Year (‘10) Amy Adams, Matthew Goode. (:35) ››› First Blood (‘82, Action) (575) SHOW 318 537 (4:00) Movie Play the Game › Up Close & Personal (‘96, Romance) Robert Redford. (533) STARZ 350 520 (4:30) Movie Radio TNA Wrestling (N) J TLC 183 280 Cake Boss Kitchen Boss Cake Boss Cake Boss Unleashed: Unleashed: Police Women of Broward Police Women of Broward Unleashed: Unleashed: Police Women of Broward T TNT 138 245 Law & Order “Cry Wolf” ›› Transporter 3 (‘08) Jason Statham, Natalya Rudakova. Bones ›› The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (‘06, Action) Carnivore Man v. Food Man v. Food Triple Rush World’s Dumbest... NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinals: Teams TBA. (Subject to Blackout) NCIS “South by Southwest” Hockey All in Family All in Family All in Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Roseanne Roseanne NCIS “Bounce” Top 20 Most Shocking NCIS “Knockout” Old Christine Old Christine How I Met How I Met WGN News at Nine In the House ›› Planet 51 (‘09, Comedy), Jessica Biel (:35) ›› Eat Pray Love (‘10, Drama) Julia Roberts, James Franco. 14 The Goshen News • Viewer’s Choice • Saturday, April 9 - Friday, April 15, 2011 Mildred Pierce Mildred and Veda have an argument. (:15) ››› Splice (‘09) Adrien Brody, Sarah Polley. (:15) Triage (‘09, Drama) Colin Farrell, Christopher Lee. NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinals: Teams TBA. (Live) Scrubs (:35) ›› Conspiracy Theory (‘97, Suspense) Mel Gibson, Julia Roberts. Thrones Cathouse › Half Baked (‘98) Dave Chappelle. Nurse Jackie Diary-Call Girl Gigolos ››› District 9 (‘09) Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope. Sex Quiz Right to Bare Diary-Call Girl › The Bounty Hunter (‘10) CSI: NY King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Border Patrol Border Patrol Speeders Speeders NCIS Political assassination. Scrubs The Nanny The Nanny Coal “Down N Out” Family Guy Family Guy Conan Little House on the Prairie Swamp People Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Reba Hardball Chris Matthews iCarly Swamp People The Last Word FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor Iron Chef America Kids of Killers SportsCenter Special: On the Clock Good Eats: Eat This Rock Little House on the Prairie First Place Reba Frasier Reba The American Tax Cheat Anderson Cooper 360 Deadliest Catch I Was Held Hostage Baseball Tonight (Live) ››› Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (‘03) Johnny Depp. Hannity Frasier Greta Van Susteren Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Archer PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, First Round. From San Antonio. Frasier First Place Selling NY Selling NY House Swamp People Reba Mounted Reba The Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Lopez Frasier Blonde vs. Bear The Mo’Nique Show Mad Money South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep Ball Up Streetball SportsNet SportsNet Capital News Today Deadliest Catch Shake It Up! Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Chelsea Lat E! News SportsCenter (Live) Association Association Association Association MLS Soccer: Fire at Timbers The 700 Club Ice Brigade Unwrapped Chopped Chefs are nervous. Archer The O’Reilly Factor Archer Hunters Int’l House Mounted Reba Inspector America How I Met How I Met The Last Word Don’t Say Wd Golf Central Golden Girls Golden Girls Hunters Int’l (:32) Eraser Frasier Seinfeld WSBT News at 11 Everybody- Raymond The Office “Blood Drive” Charlie Rose Paid Program Joyce Meyer Israel Tour June 2011 Dr. Sumrall CC Special ABC57 News Nightline Comics RENO 911! 11:30 Tonight Show w/Jay Leno Late Show W/Letterman Everybody- Raymond The Office 8:15 p.m. MAX “Splice” ››› (2009, Science Fic- tion) Adrien Brody, Sarah Polley. An experiment goes horribly wrong when two scientists use human DNA to create a hybrid creature. (1hr45) swashbuckler must rescue a governor’s daughter from a pirate and his mates, who turn into skeletons by moonlight. (3hr)

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