Today's Entertainment

Saturdaymovies 5:00 p.m. AMC “Termina- tor 2: Judgment Day” ››› Two cyborgs from the future battle over the life of a teen who will someday lead human- ity against the machines. (3hr) 6:00 p.m. FAM “Hair- spray” ››› In 1960s Baltimore a plump teen becomes an overnight celebrity after she wins a spot on a local dance program called “The Corny Collins Show.” (2hr30) SATURDAY, APRIL 9 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM Take Your Shirt Off! The King of Queens SPIKE “Star Wars IV: A New Hope” ›››› Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford. Ro- bots and other allies help a youth and a space jock- ey rescue a rebel princess and battle dark forces bent on intergalactic rule. (3hr) 6:30 p.m. BET “The Broth- ers” ››› Four friends question women, relation- ships and honesty after one of them becomes engaged. (2hr) 8:00 p.m. WCWW9 “Rain Man” ›››› Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise. A wheeler-dealer meets his brother, an institutionalized autistic-savant, heir to $3 million. (2hr30) 5:30 6 PM Storm Stories NewsCenter 16 at 6 The King of Queens The Closer “Flashpoint” Murder of a psychiatrist. History Detectives Acetate recording; presidential letter. Israel Tour June 2011 Cressy TBN 260 372 Movie The Wild, Wild West M A&E 118 265 (2:30) Movie Troy (4:00) ESPN Sports Saturday Sports anthology. (N) Friends Two and a Half Men Classic Gospel ABC World News 6:30 NBC Nightly News (3:30) 2011 Masters Tournament Third Round. From Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga. (Live) Friends Two and a Half Men WBNDY “War of the Worlds” ››› A New Jersey man and his two children face an epic battle for survival when hostile aliens invade Earth. (3hr) A&E “True Lies” ››› A Washington wife discovers her computer-salesman husband is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. (3hr) E! “Pride and Prejudice” ››› A middle-class girl and her sisters seek hus- bands in Georgian Eng- land. (2hr30) ENC “Hellboy” ››› The son of the devil helps a top-secret organization investigate and destroy 7 PM Jack LaLanne Juicer How I Met Your Mother 7:30 Paid Program Free Money Now Jeopardy! How I Met Your Mother paranormal creatures. (2hr5) OXY “Juno” ››› Un- foreseen complications arise when a precocious teenager chooses an up- scale couple to adopt her unborn baby. (2hr) TBS “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” ››› Fam- ily tensions arise after a woman falls in love with a man who is not Greek. (1hr45) 8:15 p.m. MAX “The First Wives Club” ››› Three 50-ish college friends plot revenge after their husbands dump them for younger women. (1hr45) MOVIES 8 PM 8:30 Harry’s Law “Last Dance” Josh needs Harry’s help. The Mentalist The team investi- gates a chef’s murder. 9 PM 8:30 p.m. FAM “Grease” ››› Nice Sandy and greaser Danny try to be like each other in their 1950s high school. (2hr30) 9:00 p.m. SPIKE “Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back” ›››› Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford. Yoda teaches Luke Skywalker to be a Jedi knight, and Han Solo woos Princess Leia, as Darth Vader returns to threaten the rebel forces trying to save the galaxy. (3hr) 9:45 p.m. TBS “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” ››› Family tensions arise after a woman falls in love with 9:30 10 PM Law & Order: LA A former surf champion is murdered. Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior “Lonely Heart” a man who is not Greek. (2hr) 10:00 p.m. OXY “Juno” ››› Unforeseen compli- cations arise when a pre- cocious teenager chooses an upscale couple to adopt her unborn baby. (2hr) 10:05 p.m. ENC “Twister” ››› Storm-chasers final- izing their divorce try to place equipment inside a tornado on the Oklahoma plains. (1hr55) 11:31 p.m. FX “Wanted” ››› After his estranged father is murdered, an office drone joins secret assassins who take their orders from Fate itself. (2hr29) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Possessed” 48 Hours Mystery A military commander’s secret life. ›››› Rain Man (‘88, Comedy-Drama) Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise, Valeria Golino. The Oscar-winning study of an autistic man and his brother. NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Samsung Mobile 500. From Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas. (L) The Lawrence Welk Show Antiques Roadshow “Dallas” Keeping Up Appearances Paid Program Paid Program Hlthy Choices Allen Smith Gardens bInTune TV Stargate Atlantis George Hirsch Paid Program Paid Program Best of Harvest The Insider House “Pilot” Dr. House tries to save a teacher. Stargate Universe “Human” Gomer Pyle Gomer Pyle M*A*S*H ∂ AMC 130 254 ››› Terminator 2: Judgment Day (‘91) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton. ≤ ANPL 184 282 Dogs 101 Dogs 101 ª BET 124 329 The Game The Game The Game [ CNBC 208 355 Healthy Hair Paid Program Hot Bodies of 2011 W CNN 200 202 Newsroom Situation Room O COM 107 249 (4:30) Movie The Heartbreak Kid E CSNCH 665 MLS Soccer 1 CSPAN 210 350 (2:00) C-SPAN Weekend D DISC 182 278 Deadliest Catch R DISN 172 290 Wizards Wizards ’net IMPACT Cubs N E! 114 236 ›› Liar Liar (‘97, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney. B ESPN 140 206 (4:00) Spring Football (Live) C ESPN2 144 209 Basketball Harlem Globetrotters. æ FAM 180 311 (4:00) Movie Hairspray Challenge Newsroom Deadliest Catch ›› Walking Tall (‘04, Action) The Rock, Johnny Knoxville. Dogs 101 Kevin James: Small Stuff President Commun. America & the Courts Deadliest Catch Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Suite/Deck SportsCenter (Live) V FNC 205 360 (4:00) America’s News HQ America’s News HQ ∞ FOOD 110 231 Iron Chef America P FX 137 248 (4:30) Movie Hitman ≥ GOLF 401 605 PGA Champ. Highlights (131) HALL 185 312 (4:00) Movie The Wish List Gaither: Precious Memories In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power M*A*S*H Da Vinci’s Inquest Brothers & Sisters ››› The Brothers (‘01) Morris Chestnut, D.L. Hughley. Money in Cold Squad “The Shed” Cold Case “Sherry Darlin”’ Must Love Cats How, Millions American Greed CNN Presents Jeff Dunham: Arguing ›› Love Don’t Cost a Thing (‘03) Nick Cannon. The Suze Orman Show Piers Morgan Tonight Hart: Grown Little Man MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Milwaukee Brewers. From Miller Park in Milwaukee. (Live) American Perspectives Deadliest Catch ››› Hairspray (‘07, Musical Comedy) John Travolta, Nikki Blonsky. FOX Report PGA Champ. Highlights F LIFE 108 252 ›› In the Cut (‘03, Suspense) Meg Ryan, Mark Ruffalo. Z MSNBC 209 356 (4:00) In the Dead of Night Lockup ? NICK 170 299 iCarly iCarly iCarly 6 TBS 139 247 Raymond Raymond Seinfeld J TLC 183 280 48 Hours: Hard Evidence T TNT 138 245 (4:00) Movie Anchorman Sanford Association MLS Soccer New York Red Bulls at Philadelphia Union. Huckabee Bobby Flay Bobby Flay Chopped ›› The International (‘09, Suspense) Clive Owen, Naomi Watts. Live From the Masters (Live) I HGTV 112 229 Design Inc. Color Splash Designed-Sell Hunters Int’l House H HIST 120 269 Crime Wave: 18 Months of Mayhem iCarly 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Most Shocking Sanford ›› The Princess Diaries (‘01, Comedy) Julie Andrews, Anne Hathaway. House Brad Meltzer’s Decoded iCarly L OXY 127 612 (3:30) Movie Definitely, May ›› The Next Karate Kid (‘94, Action) Hilary Swank. Q SPIKE 168 262 (3:00) Movie Star Wars King › The Messengers (‘07, Horror) Kristen Stewart. Lockup: Raw “Hell in a Cell” iCarly King 48 Hours: Hard Evidence @ TOON 176 296 Johnny Test Johnny Test Advent. Time Advent. Time Scooby-Doo! Camp Scare (‘10, Comedy) Ø TRAV 215 277 Border Patrol Border Patrol Hot Caribbean Escapes ± TRUTV 204 246 Most Shocking > TVLAND 106 301 Sanford ›› Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (‘06) When Beaches Attack Sanford S USA 105 242 (3:27) Movie Raidrs-Lost Ark NCIS “Red Cell” ¥ VERSUS 151 608 (4:30) World Challenge (550) HBO 300 501 (:15) Mildred Pierce (562) MAX 310 512 (4:45) Movie Species IndyCar Racing 3 WGN-A 239 307 MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Chicago White Sox. (517) ENC 340 526 (4:20) Movie Twister Skiing Deadliest Catch “Valhalla” The E! True Hollywood Story ››› Pride and Prejudice (‘40) Greer Garson, Laurence Olivier. College Hockey NCAA Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From St. Paul, Minn. (Live) NBA Coast to Coast (Live) ››› Grease (‘78, Musical) John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John. Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large Chopped “Step Right Up!” Chopped Cash & Cari Curb/Block Secrets The Hunt for John Wilkes Booth Lockup: San Quentin iCarly ›››› Star Wars IV: A New Hope (‘77, Science Fiction) Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford. Seinfeld Big Time 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Top 20 Most Shocking NCIS “See No Evil” Bones Heart failure. NCIS “Bikini Wax” (:20) ›› Planet 51 (‘09), Jessica Biel (575) SHOW 318 537 (:15) Triage (‘09, Drama) Colin Farrell, Christopher Lee. (533) STARZ 350 520 (4:40) Movie Eat Pray Love ›› Fast & Furious (‘09, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (:35) › Species II (‘98) Michael Madsen. The Borgias Rodrigo Borgia becomes pope. (:05) › The Bounty Hunter (‘10) Jennifer Aniston. ›› The Princess Diaries (‘01, Comedy) Julie Andrews, Anne Hathaway. Antonio House iCarly Messengers 2: The Scarecrow (‘09) Norman Reedus. Lockup Orange County Victorious ››› Juno (‘07) Ellen Page, Michael Cera. ››› My Big Fat Greek Wedding (‘02) 48 Hours: Hard Evidence House The Crumbling of America Lockup Orange County Keeping Up Appearances As Time Goes By News WSBT News at 11 News As Time Goes By ››› War of the Worlds (‘05, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise, Dakota Fanning, Miranda Otto. A man and his children try to survive an alien invasion. News ››› True Lies (‘94, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold. ›› The Recruit (‘03, Suspense) Al Pacino, Colin Farrell. It’s Me or the Dog Cats 101 Graham Classic Crusades The Unit “Best Laid Plans” 11:30 (:29) Saturday Night Live (:35) Criminal Minds ›› Iron Monkey (‘93, Action) Rongguang Yu, Donnie Yen, Sze-Man Tsang. Fringe Globe Trekker Sea kayaking; watching penguins. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program LeSea in Action House “Maternity” An illness in newborns rages. High School Softball Memorial at Penn. Thru History Travel Road Hates Chris Hates Chris Breakout Kings ›› The Bone Collector (‘99, Suspense) It’s Me or the Dog Till Debt/Part Till Debt/Part American Greed Newsroom Daniel Tosh: Happy Cubs SportsNet Deadliest Catch “Endless” Baseball Tonight (Live) Dane Cook ISo. SportsNet ›› Preacher’s Kid (‘09) LeToya Luckett. CNN Presents SportsNet American Perspectives Deadliest Catch Suite/Deck Shake It Up! Good-Charlie Phineas, Ferb Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Blind Side The Soup Chelsea Lat SportsCenter (Live) Association Association ›› Grease 2 (‘82) Jour. FOX News Iron Chef America Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Archer World of Golf Live From the Masters Frasier (:31) Wanted Masters Frasier Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Coming Home Lockup: San Quentin My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids Lopez ››› Juno (‘07) Ellen Page, Michael Cera. ›››› Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back (‘80) Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford. (:45) ››› My Big Fat Greek Wedding (‘02) Nia Vardalos. Let’s Talk About Sex ›› The Longest Yard (‘05) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. Ghost Adventures All in Family All in Family All in Family All in Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond ›› Next Friday (‘00) Bull Riding PBR Built Ford Tough Invitational. From Tampa, Fla. (Live) Bones NCIS “Hide and Seek” Funniest Home Videos ››› Hellboy (‘04, Fantasy) Ron Perlman, John Hurt. › Jonah Hex (‘10, Action) Josh Brolin. (:15) ››› The First Wives Club (‘96) Goldie Hawn. Speech World’s Dumbest... NCIS “Child’s Play” WGN News at Nine NBA D-League Basketball (Taped) Scrubs › Repo Men (‘10) Jude Law, Forest Whitaker. Nurse Jackie U.S. of Tara Strikeforce: Diaz vs. Daley (Live) ›› The Last Song (‘10) Miley Cyrus, Greg Kinnear. (10:50) ›› Dear John (‘10) Saturday, April 9 - Friday, April 15, 2011 • The Goshen News • Viewer’s Choice 5 How I Met (:05) ››› Twister (‘96, Action) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton. Colin Quinn Long Story Short › Jonah Hex Lopez 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Advent. Time King of Hill King of Hill Venture Bros. Family Guy Boondocks Boondocks Ghost Adventures World’s Dumbest... (:12) ›› Get Smart (‘08) Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway. Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Forensic File Forensic File

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