Today's Entertainment

Wednesday movies 12:00 p.m. MAX “The People vs. Larry Flynt” ››› Woody Harrelson, Courtney Love. Arrested on obscenity charges, the publisher of Hustler maga- zine, with the help of his lawyer, fights for his First Amendment rights all the way to the Supreme Court. (2hr10) USA “Dawn of the Dead” ››› Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames. A nurse, a policeman and other resi- dents of Milwaukee fight WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News at 5 The King of Queens flesh-eating zombies while trapped in a mall. (2hr27) 12:55 p.m. SHOW “The Sum of All Fears” ››› Ben Affleck, Morgan Free- man. Jack Ryan and the CIA director try to stop ter- rorists who are planning a nuclear attack. (2hr5) 1:00 p.m. AMC “The Prin- cess Bride” ››› Cary Elwes, Robin Wright. A storybook stableboy turns pirate and rescues his beloved, who is about to marry a dreadful prince. (2hr) 2:27 p.m. USA “Ocean’s Thirteen” ››› George Clooney, Brad Pitt. Danny Ocean and his gang plot 5:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 The King of Queens The Dr. Oz Show Wild Kratts The Doctors Star Trek TBN 260 372 Praise the Lord M A&E 118 265 Dog ∂ AMC 130 254 Movie Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Funniest Home Videos Dog The First 48 ≤ ANPL 184 282 Animal Cops Houston ª BET 124 329 Hates Chris Hates Chris 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live [ CNBC 208 355 Fast Money W CNN 200 202 The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer O COM 107 249 South Park Tosh.0 Mad Money Scrubs R DISN 172 290 Fish Hooks Fish Hooks Wizards N E! 114 236 Kourtney Kourtney Scrubs Kourtney Wizards Kourtney Outdoor Ele- ments The Flying Nun Gidget “Ego a Go Go” 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 Friends BBC World News Hogan’s Heroes TMZ ES.TV revenge against a casino owner who wronged one of their own. (2hr33) 3:00 p.m. AMC “The Thomas Crown Affair” ››› Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo. A billionaire looking for new challenges attracts the attention of an investigator when a priceless Monet is stolen. (2hr30) SHOW “Adventureland” ››› Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart. A college grad takes a lowly job at an amusement park after his parents refuse to fund his long-anticipated trip to Europe. (2hr) 6:30 NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Couric Friends The Simpsons Family Guy “McStroke” Nightly Busi- ness Report ABC World News Frasier 7 PM Access Hol- lywood Wheel of Fortune How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men PBS NewsHour My Three Sons The Rifleman “The Bullet” IBA News From Israel The Insider Entertainment Tonight WSBT News at 7 Billy Graham Crusade ›› Demolition Man (‘93) Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes. Animal Cops Houston 7:30 Jeopardy! How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men 3:10 p.m. ENC “Under- cover Brother” ››› Ed- die Griffin, Chris Kattan. A low-rent private detective poses as a preppy nerd in order to foil a plot by con- spirators. (1hr30) 6:00 p.m. FAM “Willy Wonka and the Choco- late Factory” ››› Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson. A poor boy and his grandfa- ther win a tour through the marvelous factory of a wily confectioner. (2hr30) 7:00 p.m. OXY “The Green Mile” ››› Tom Hanks, David Morse. In 1935 a head prison guard realizes a man on death row may be innocent and MOVIES 8 PM 8:30 Inside Edition Minute to Win It A woman from Detroit competes. America’s Next Top Model “Sonia Dara” Nature Scientists search for birds of paradise. 9 PM have a supernatural ability to heal others. (3hr45) 8:00 p.m. AMC “Speed” ››› Keanu Reeves, Den- nis Hopper. A SWAT team ace must keep the speed of a Santa Monica bus above 50 mph, or a mad- man’s bomb will explode. (2hr45) 8:30 p.m. FAM “Charlie and the Chocolate Fac- tory” ››› Johnny Depp, Freddie Highmore. A poor boy and four spoiled chil- dren win a tour through the incredible factory of an odd confectioner. (2hr30) 9:00 p.m. STARZ “Gangs of New York” ››› Leon- ardo DiCaprio, Daniel 9:30 10 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Mask” Survivor: Redemption Island Criminal Minds A gang of suspected murderers. Shedding for the Wedding “Makeover Week” American Idol “Ten Finalists Compete” The finalists perform. NOVA Earthquake and tsunami strikes Japan. Making Healthy Choices Two Hour Special The Middle The Middle Modern Family (:31) Mr. Sunshine Dr. Phil Behind Don’t Forget Don’t Forget Burn Notice The First 48 Dog Animal Cops The Kudlow Report John King, USA E CSNCH 665 (3:00) The Dan Patrick Show ’net IMPACT Chicago Tribune Live (Live) 1 CSPAN 210 350 House of Representatives Suite/Deck E! News B ESPN 140 206 Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (Live) C ESPN2 144 209 SportsNation (N) æ FAM 180 311 Gilmore Girls V FNC 205 360 Glenn Beck ∞ FOOD 110 231 Contessa P FX 137 248 Movie The Oprah Winfrey Show Dog Dog the Bounty Hunter American Greed 10:45 p.m. AMC “Speed” ››› Keanu Reeves, Den- nis Hopper. A SWAT team ace must keep the speed of a Santa Monica bus above 50 mph, or a mad- man’s bomb will explode. (2hr30) OXY “The Green Mile” ››› Tom Hanks, David Morse. In 1935 a head prison guard realizes a man on death row may be innocent and have a supernatural ability to heal others. (3hr45) Day-Lewis. During the era of Tammany Hall’s sway, a young man vows vengeance on the vicious gangster who killed his father. (2hr50) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A girl is murdered. Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior “Jane” Seinfeld “The Nap” News Seinfeld “The Opera” News WSBT News at 11 Everybody- Raymond The Office Journey to Planet Earth Economy based on renewable sources. Get Up With Joyce Meyer Hope for the Hungry Off the Map “Hold on Tight” Charlie’s mother needs help. News Grant Jeffrey Secrets/Bible J. Van Impe Praise the Lord Burn Notice “Unpaid Debts” ››› Speed (‘94, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock. Piers Morgan Tonight Frasier (:11) The Insider Comics 11:30 Tonight Show w/Jay Leno Late Show W/Letterman Everybody- Raymond The Office Ribbon of Sand Paid Program (:41) Nightline RENO 911! Hates Chris Hates Chris Meet, Browns Meet, Browns Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars (:45) ››› Speed (‘94) Keanu Reeves. River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked I’m Alive “Ambushed” › The Perfect Holiday (‘07, Romance) Gabrielle Union. American Greed In the Arena NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Minnesota Timberwolves. (Live) Tonight From Washington Suite/Deck Sex/City D DISC 182 278 Cash Cab Cash Cab Cash Cab Cash Cab Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Sons of Guns S Beach ›› Starstruck (‘10, Drama) Sterling Knight. Sex/City Suite/Deck NBA Basketball New Jersey Nets at New York Knicks. (Live) FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor Ingredient Fix Best Dishes Minute Meals To Be Announced Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men ≥ GOLF 401 605 Euro Tour Golfing World Golf Central Quest-Card Learning (131) HALL 185 312 Little House on the Prairie Little House on the Prairie Intervention “Brooke” MSNBC Live NASCAR Now Interruption ATP Tennis Sony Ericsson Open, Men’s & Women’s Quarterfinals. From Miami. (Live) ››› Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (‘71) Gene Wilder. Special Report I HGTV 112 229 Get It Sold Get It Sold Disaster DIY Income Prop. Hunters Int’l House H HIST 120 269 Cults: Dangerous Devotion Brad Meltzer’s Decoded F LIFE 108 252 Unsolved Mysteries Z MSNBC 209 356 Hardball Chris Matthews ? NICK 170 299 SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Friends J TLC 183 280 Cake Boss Kitchen Boss Cake Boss T TNT 138 245 Law & Order “Blackmail” @ TOON 176 296 Garfield iCarly L OXY 127 612 ›› Cellular (‘04, Suspense) Kim Basinger, Chris Evans. Q SPIKE 168 262 UFC Unleashed 6 TBS 139 247 Friends Seinfeld UFC Fight Night Davis vs. Nogueira. Seinfeld Law & Order “The Wheel” Ø TRAV 215 277 Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern ± TRUTV 204 246 Most Daring Cops ¥ VERSUS 151 608 World of Adventure Sports Adv. Sports Top 10 3 WGN-A 239 307 Cheers Cheers (517) ENC 340 526 (4:40) Movie Rush Hour 2 (550) HBO 300 501 (4:00) Movie The Lovely Bones (562) MAX 310 512 (4:20) Movie Darkman II (575) SHOW 318 537 Fierce Funny Women King King Little House on the Prairie Touched by an Angel Property Ancient Aliens “Alien Tech” Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Amer. Justice Hardball Chris Matthews iCarly Ancient Aliens The Last Word The Game The Game The Mo’Nique Show American Greed Anderson Cooper 360 Daily Show Colbert Rep Chappelle’s Chappelle’s South Park South Park South Park Tosh.0 SportsNet Suite/Deck Bulls Post S Beach Daily Show Colbert Rep SportsNet SportsNet Capital News Today Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Suite/Deck Good-Charlie Good-Charlie The E! True Hollywood Story The E! True Hollywood Story Chelsea Lat E! News High School Basketball ››› Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (‘05, Fantasy) Johnny Depp. Hannity ›› The X-Files: I Want to Believe (‘08, Science Fiction) David Duchovny. 19th Hole Bobby Flay Bobby Flay Chopped All-Stars Golf Videos 19th Hole (N) Masters Highlights Property Touched by an Angel House House Secret Access: The Vatican The Inside Story: The Silence of the Lambs The Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show ››› The Green Mile (‘99) Tom Hanks. A condemned prisoner possesses a miraculous healing power. UFC Unleashed (N) What Sell? What Sell? Sister Wives Sister Wives Hoarding: Buried Alive Bones Bones Bones Codename Codename Total Drama Sym-Bionic Hole in Wall Dude Cops > TVLAND 106 301 Good Times Jeffersons All in Family All in Family Sanford S USA 105 242 NCIS “Forced Entry” NCIS Tony goes under cover. Sanford NCIS “Blackwater” Dharma/Greg Dharma/Greg Funniest Home Videos (:15) ›› Uncle Buck (‘89) John Candy, Amy Madigan. The Pee-wee Herman Show on Broadway › Bride of Chucky (‘98) Jennifer Tilly. (533) STARZ 350 520 (:10) › Pandorum (‘09) Dennis Quaid, Ben Foster. › Push (‘09, Suspense) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food “Miami” World’s Dumbest... NCIS “Hiatus” Sanford SpongeBob My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids Hates Chris Hates Chris George The Ultimate Fighter (N) George Coal “The Master Mines” SportsCenter NFL Live (N) The 700 Club Greta Van Susteren Restaurant: Impossible Justified “The Spoil” Golf Videos 19th Hole Touched by an Angel The O’Reilly Factor Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Justified “The Spoil” Hunters Int’l Holmes Inspection Golf Central Quest-Card Golden Girls Golden Girls Income Prop. Nostradamus Effect How I Met How I Met The Last Word The Nanny The Nanny (:45) ››› The Green Mile (‘99, Drama) Coal “The Master Mines” Meet, Browns Meet, Browns There Yet? There Yet? House/Payne House/Payne Conan Hoarding: Buried Alive Bones Raymond Raymond Cleveland NCIS “Hiatus” Hockey Hoarding: Buried Alive CSI: NY Destroy Build King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Man v. Food Man v. Food Deathwish Movers Bourdain: No Reservations Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Sanford NHL Hockey New York Rangers at Buffalo Sabres. (Subject to Blackout) › Cop Out (‘10, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan. ›› Funny People (‘09, Comedy-Drama) Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen. (:05) ›› Sex Drive (‘08) Josh Zuckerman, Amanda Crew. NCIS Political assassination. Frozen Old Christine Old Christine How I Met How I Met WGN News at Nine ›› The Proposal (‘09) Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds. U.S. of Tara Nurse Jackie Ins. NASCAR Californicat. Shameless Cleveland Roseanne Roseanne NCIS “Forced Entry” Lord Stanley NHL Overtime Scrubs (9:50) ›› Back to School (‘86, Comedy) Scrubs Rush Hour 2 REAL Sports Bryant Gumbel Real Time With Bill Maher ›› Green Zone (‘10, Action) Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear. Ins. NASCAR › Push (‘09) ››› Gangs of New York (‘02, Historical Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Daniel Day-Lewis. Saturday, March 26 - Friday, April 1, 2011 • The Goshen News • Viewer’s Choice 13 River Monsters: Unhooked Mad Money

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