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SATURDAY, MARCH 22 C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV C S1 S2 5 PM 5:30 6 PM 6:30 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 ( NBC 16 16 WNDU PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, Third Round. NewsCenter 16 at 6 NBC Nightly News Access Hollywood Dateline NBC Crisis "Pilot" A field trip ends as a national crisis. NewsCenter 16 at 11 (:29) Saturday Night Live , CBS 22 22 WSBT 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) 48 Hours WSBT News at 11 (:35) Criminal Minds T CW 25 25 WCWW The Middle The Middle "The Quarry" How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Futurama "Futurestock" Futurama Seinfeld Seinfeld "The Junior Mint" ABC57 News on CW25 Friends ›› White Oleander ('02, Drama) Alison Lohman. ) FOX 28 28 WSJV Bones Brennan worries about motherhood. Glee The student council presi- dent election. Brazil Butt Lift Paid Program Almost Human A smart home turns on its occupants. The Following "Unmasked" Joe and Micah launch a plan. News Modern Family Animation Domination High-Def * PBS 34 34 WNIT NewsHour Wk Experience Michiana Classic Gospel Gaither Vocal Band; Ernie Haase. The Lawrence Welk Show "Spring" Celebrating spring. Antiques Roadshow Signed Andy Warhol soup cans. Keeping Up Appearances Keeping Up Appearances As Time Goes By As Time Goes By Globe Trekker St. Lucia, Marti- nique and Montserrat. + WHME 46 Disaster Relief Partners in Faith Live From Studio B Comfortable Cooking P. Allen Smith Paid Program Paid Program Spotlight America Paid Program Dr. Sumrall Teaching High School Basketball _ ABC 57 57 WBND (4:00) ESPN Sports Saturday (N) ABC57 News at 6P ABC World News ABC57 News at 7P The Insider Marvel Studios: Assembling a Universe Nightline Prime 20/20 ABC57 News at 11P The Closer "Mom Duty" 0 SBT2 30 Cressy Real Green Game Time Beer Geeks Alien File Alien File Da Vinci's Inquest White Collar News Red Carpet Paid Program WSBT News TBN 260 372 ›› A Dog of Flanders ('99) Jack Warden. Angels Gaither: Precious Memories In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power Graham Classic Crusades Drive History Travel Road WMYS (3:30) Movie Unfaithful House/Payne House/Payne There Yet? There Yet? First Family First Family Box Office Box Office Meet, Browns Meet, Browns Jerry Springer M A&E 118 265 Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Flipping Vegas "Fire House" Flipping Vegas Flipping Vegas (:01) Flipping Vegas ∂ AMC 130 254 (4:00) Movie Braveheart ›› John Q ('02, Drama) Denzel Washington, Robert Duvall. ››› Mission: Impossible III ('06, Action) ≤ ANPL 184 282 To Be Announced Too Cute! Too Cute! Too Cute! My Cat From Hell Too Cute! ª BET 124 329 (3:00) Movie Family-Preys ›› The Longshots ('08, Docudrama) Ice Cube, Keke Palmer. ›› Just Wright ('10, Romance-Comedy) Queen Latifah, Common. Ac.- Him- Her All Things [ CNBC 208 355 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Till Debt/Part Till Debt/Part Till Debt/Part Till Debt/Part The Suze Orman Show 60 Minutes on CNBC 60 Minutes on CNBC W CNN 200 202 CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Special Chicagoland "Fireworks" Death Row Stories Death Row Stories Chicagoland "Fireworks" O COM 107 249 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 E CSNCH 665 MLB Preseason Baseball: Giants at White Sox Playing Thro SportsNet MLB Preseason Baseball San Francisco Giants at Chicago White Sox. SportsNet SportsNet 1 CSPAN 210 350 Washington This Week Washington Communicat Washington This Week Washington This Week Washington This Week D DISC 182 278 Gold Rush Gold Rush Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Timber Kings Timber Kings Timber Kings R DISN 172 290 Dog Dog Liv & Maddie Liv & Maddie Jessie Jessie ››› The Muppets ('11) Jason Segel, Amy Adams. Mighty Med Kickin' It Dog Dog N E! 114 236 (4:00) The Voice The Voice E! News ›› She's Out of My League ('10) Jay Baruchel. Fashion Police ››› Whip It ('09) B ESPN 140 206 NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series. (N) (Live) SportsCenter College Wrestling NCAA Championships, Final. From Oklahoma City. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) C ESPN2 144 209 Women's College Basketball NCAA Update Women's College Basketball NCAA Update The Fab Five 30 for 30 æ FAM 180 311 (4:00) Movie Hook ›› Jumanji ('95, Fantasy) Robin Williams, Bonnie Hunt. ››› The Goonies ('85, Adventure) Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen. Space Jam V FNC 205 360 The Five America's News HQ FOX Report Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large Red Eye ∞ FOOD 110 231 Cutthroat Kitchen Chopped Chopped Chopped Chopped Chopped Restaurant: Impossible P FX 137 248 (4:30) Movie The Twilight Saga: Eclipse ››› The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo ('11, Suspense) Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara. ››› The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo ≥ GOLF 401 605 PGA Tour Golf LPGA Tour Golf LPGA Founders Cup, Third Round. (N) Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, Third Round. (131) HALL 185 312 ›› The Nanny Express ('09, Drama) Vanessa Marcil. ››› Straight From the Heart ('03, Romance) Teri Polo. When Calls the Heart How to Fall in Love ('12) Eric Mabius, Brooke D'Orsay. I HGTV 112 229 Who's Lived in My House? Hunters Hunters Int'l Hunters Hunters Int'l Property Brothers "Amber" Property Brothers House Hunters Renovation Hunters Hunters Int'l H HIST 120 269 Rumrunners, Moonshiners American Pickers Restoration Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars F LIFE 108 252 (4:00) Movie Sins of Preach The Preacher's Mistress ('13, Suspense) Sarah Lancaster. Sorority Surrogate ('14, Drama) Cassie Steele, Chris Bruno. Status: Unknown ('14) Stacey Oristano, Stephen Colletti. Z MSNBC 209 356 Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Lockup Lockup Lockup ¥ NBCSN 151 608 MLS Soccer NHL Top 10 College Hockey Hockey East Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (L) NHL-A Season NHL Top 10 Match of the Day ? NICK 170 299 Breadwinners Sanjay, Craig Thundermans Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Hathaways Thundermans Awesome Full House Full House Friends (:36) Friends L OXY 127 612 Movie ›› Sleeping With the Enemy ('91) Julia Roberts. ››› Pretty Woman ('90) Richard Gere, Julia Roberts, Ralph Bellamy. (:15) ››› Pretty Woman ('90) Richard Gere. Q SPIKE 168 262 Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Auction Auction Cops Cops Cops Cops 6 TBS 139 247 Friends Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) J TLC 183 280 Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Obsession: Dark Desires Dateline: Real Life Mysteries T TNT 138 245 Pregame (N) (Live) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) ›› Men in Black II ('02) @ TOON 176 296 Gumball Gumball Steven Univ. Uncle Gra. ››› Shrek ('01) Voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy. King of Hill King of Hill Family Guy Family Guy Boondocks Space Dandy Ø TRAV 215 277 Food Paradise Food Paradise Food Paradise Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures The Dead Files ± TRUTV 204 246 S. Beach Tow S. Beach Tow S. Beach Tow S. Beach Tow Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers Deal With It Imp. Jokers Imp. Jokers > TVLAND 106 301 Gilligan's Isle Gilligan's Isle (:12) Gilligan's Island Gilligan's Isle Gilligan's Isle Gilligan's Isle Gilligan's Isle Raymond Raymond Raymond King King King S USA 105 242 Movie ›› He's Just Not That Into You ('09) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston. Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Sirens He's Just Not 3 WGN-A 239 307 MLB Preseason Baseball Cincinnati Reds at Chicago Cubs. Funny Videos Bulls Eye NBA Basketball Philadelphia 76ers at Chicago Bulls. (N) (Live) Funny Videos Engagement Engagement (517) ENC 340 526 (3:45) Movie Think Like Man (5:50) ›› Batman Forever ('95, Action) Val Kilmer. ›››› L.A. Confidential ('97) Kevin Spacey, Russell Crowe, Guy Pearce. (:20) ›› Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (550) HBO 300 501 (4:30) Movie Snitch › Wrath of the Titans ('12), Liam Neeson (:15) ›› The Hangover Part III ('13) Bradley Cooper. John Leguizamo's Ghetto Klown Face Off (562) MAX 310 512 (4:10) Movie Beautiful Crtrs (:15) ›› The Purge ('13) Ethan Hawke. (:45) ›› Snow White and the Huntsman ('12, Fantasy) Kristen Stewart. ›› Jack the Giant Slayer ('13, Fantasy) Nicholas Hoult. (575) SHOW 318 537 (4:25) Movie Notting Hill Episodes Shameless ›› Saw II ('05, Horror) Donnie Wahlberg. All Access › The Canyons ('13) Lindsay Lohan. Shameless (533) STARZ 350 520 (4:45) Movie Mission to Mars (:45) ›› White House Down ('13, Action) Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal. Paramilitary soldiers take over the White House. Saturday movies 7:00 p.m. FX "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" ››› (2011, Suspense) Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara. A disgraced journalist and an investigator for a secu- rity firm probe a 40-year-old murder. (3hr30) HALL "Straight From the Heart" ››› (2003, Ro- mance) Teri Polo, Andrew McCarthy. A successful New York photographer meets a reclusive Wyoming widower who cannot let go of the past. (2hr) TOON "Shrek" ››› (2001, Comedy) Voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy. Animated. In order to save his home, a monster with a donkey makes a deal with a mean lord to rescue a beautiful princess. (2hr) 8:00 p.m. DISN "The Muppets" ››› (2011, Comedy) Jason Segel, Amy Adams. Kermit, Miss Piggy and the other Mup- pets join forces with their fans to raise $10 million to save Muppet Studios from a greedy Texan who wants to raze the building and drill for oil. (1hr50) ENC "L.A. Confidential" ›››› (1997, Crime Dra- ma) Kevin Spacey, Russell Crowe. Policemen become immersed in corruption, scandal, politics and prosti- tution in 1950s Hollywood. (2hr20) 9:00 p.m. FAM "The Goonies" ››› (1985, Ad- venture) Sean Astin, Josh Brolin. Coastal Oregon kids follow the treasure map of pirate One-Eyed Willie past his deadly traps to gold. (2hr30) 10:15 p.m. OXY "Pretty Woman" ››› (1990, Romance-Comedy) Rich- ard Gere, Julia Roberts. A corporate raider pays a gorgeous hooker to be his escort for a business week in Beverly Hills. (2hr45) 10:30 p.m. AMC "Mission: Impossible III" ››› (2006, Action) Tom Cruise, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Now a trainer for IMF re- cruits, agent Ethan Hunt squares off against the toughest foe he has ever faced: a ruthless arms and information broker. (3hr) FX "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" ››› (2011, Suspense) Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara. A disgraced journalist and an investigator for a secu- rity firm probe a 40-year- old murder. (3hr30) 8 p.m. on LIFE Movie: Sorority Surrogate Cassie Steele ("Degrassi") stars in this new drama as 21-year-old college student Valerie, who becomes a surrogate mother to a wealthy young couple to earn some much-needed money for school. The parents-to-be are killed in an accident, and their will specifies that the baby's aunt will have custody, but her controlling mother- in-law (Mimi Kuzyk) has other ideas. MOVIES March 17-23, 2014 • The Goshen News • TV Spotlight 13

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