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SATURDAY, MARCH 8 C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV C S1 S2 5 PM 5:30 6 PM 6:30 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 ( NBC 16 16 WNDU PGA Tour Golf WGC Cadillac Championship, Third Round. NewsCenter 16 at 6 NBC Nightly News Access Hollywood Dateline Saturday Night Mystery Saturday Night Live NewsCenter 16 at 11 (:29) Saturday Night Live , CBS 22 22 WSBT (4:00) College Basketball Arizona at Oregon. (N) (Live) Dr. Perricone MD CBS Evening News Paid Program Jeopardy! 2 Broke Girls Mom 48 Hours 48 Hours WSBT News at 11 (:35) Criminal Minds T CW 25 25 WCWW The Middle "Signals" The Middle How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Futurama Futurama Seinfeld "The Opera" Seinfeld "The Virgin" ABC57 News on CW25 Friends › Collateral Damage ('02) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ) FOX 28 28 WSJV Bones Human remains are found in a field. Glee "Asian F" Emma gets a visit from her parents. Brazil Butt Lift Paid Program Almost Human The designer drug causes two deaths. The Following Max is faced with a new threat. News Modern Family "Flip Flop" Animation Domination High-Def * PBS 34 34 WNIT Moments to Remember: My Music 1950s and '60s hits. The Texas Tenors -- You Should Dream The versatile trio performs. Bee Gees: One Night Only Las Vegas concert. John Sebastian Presents: Folk Rewind (My Music) Artists of the 1950s and '60s. + WHME 46 College Basketball South Carolina at Mississippi State. Live From Studio B Comfortable Cooking P. Allen Smith Paid Program Paid Program Spotlight America Paid Program Dr. Sumrall Teaching High School Basketball _ ABC 57 57 WBND (4:00) ESPN Sports Saturday (N) ABC57 News at 6P ABC World News ABC57 News at 7P The Insider Jimmy Kimmel Live "After the Oscars" Once Upon a Time Hook and David search for a sextant. Once Upon a Time The race to stop Pan's curse. ABC57 News at 11P The Closer "LA Woman" 0 SBT2 30 Cressy Real Green Game Time Beer Geeks Alien File Alien File Da Vinci's Inquest White Collar "Point Blank" News Red Carpet Paid Program WSBT News TBN 260 372 Second Chances ('98) Kelsey Mulrooney, Isabel Glasser. Gaither: Precious Memories In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power Graham Classic Crusades Drive History Travel Road WMYS College Basketball House/Payne House/Payne There Yet? There Yet? First Family First Family Box Office Box Office Meet, Browns Meet, Browns Jerry Springer M A&E 118 265 Those Who Kill "Pilot" Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Flipping Vegas Flipping Vegas Flipping Vegas (:01) Flipping Vegas ∂ AMC 130 254 ›› The Core ('03, Action) Aaron Eckhart. Scientists travel to the center of the Earth. ›› Machete ('10, Action) Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba. ››› Dawn of the Dead ('04, Horror) ≤ ANPL 184 282 To Be Announced Too Cute! Too Cute! Oddest Animal Couples My Cat From Hell Oddest Animal Couples ª BET 124 329 (4:00) Movie Daddy's Little Girls ››› Love Jones ('97, Romance) Larenz Tate, Nia Long. ›› Meet the Browns ('08, Comedy-Drama) Tyler Perry, Angela Bassett. Funny Valent [ CNBC 208 355 Paid Program Grill-Pro Paid Program Paid Program Secret Lives Secret Lives Marijuana in America: Colo. The Suze Orman Show The Profit "Athans Motors" The Profit W CNN 200 202 CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Special Chicagoland CNN Special Chicagoland O COM 107 249 Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama ››› Role Models ('08) Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd. ››› Superbad ('07, Comedy) Jonah Hill, Michael Cera. E CSNCH 665 College Basketball College Basketball College Basketball SportsNet 1 CSPAN 210 350 Washington This Week Washington Communicat Washington This Week Washington This Week Washington This Week D DISC 182 278 The Devils Ride The Devils Ride The Devils Ride Game of Stones Game of Stones Ice Cold Gold Game of Stones R DISN 172 290 Dog Dog Liv & Maddie Liv & Maddie Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Jessie Liv & Maddie Dog Lab Rats Kickin' It Austin & Ally Liv & Maddie N E! 114 236 Kardashian Kardashian E! News › Little Fockers ('10, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. › Little Fockers ('10, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller. B ESPN 140 206 College Basketball College Basketball Indiana at Michigan. (N) (Live) College GameDay (N) (Live) College Basketball North Carolina at Duke. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) C ESPN2 144 209 NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Boyd Gaming 300. (N) College Basketball College Basketball College Basketball æ FAM 180 311 (4:00) Movie John Tucker ›› Miss Congeniality ('00, Comedy) Sandra Bullock. ›› Monster-in-Law ('05) Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda. ››› Twister ('96, Action) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton. V FNC 205 360 The Five America's News HQ FOX Report Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large Red Eye ∞ FOOD 110 231 The Great Food Truck Race The Great Food Truck Race The Great Food Truck Race The Great Food Truck Race The Great Food Truck Race The Great Food Truck Race Restaurant: Impossible P FX 137 248 Movie ››› Forgetting Sarah Marshall ('08) Jason Segel, Kristen Bell. ›› Step Brothers ('08) Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly. ››› The Other Guys ('10) Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg. ≥ GOLF 401 605 Feherty Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Puerto Rico Open, Third Round. From Rio Grande, Puerto Rico. PGA Tour Golf WGC Cadillac Championship, Third Round. (131) HALL 185 312 Chance at Romance ('13) Erin Krakow, Ryan McPartlin. A Ring by Spring ('14) Stefanie Powers, Rachel Boston. When Calls the Heart A Ring by Spring ('14) Stefanie Powers, Rachel Boston. I HGTV 112 229 Love It or List It, Too Hunters Hunters Int'l Hunters Hunters Int'l Property Brothers Property Brothers Hunters Hunters Int'l Hunters Hunters Int'l H HIST 120 269 Vikings "Brother's War" Vikings "Invasion" Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars F LIFE 108 252 (4:00) Movie Abducted Story Steel Magnolias ('12) Queen Latifah, Phylicia Rashad. The Trip to Bountiful ('14) Cicely Tyson, Vanessa Williams. ›› The Gabby Douglas Story ('14, Drama) Regina King. Z MSNBC 209 356 Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Lockup Lockup Lockup ¥ NBCSN 151 608 MLS Soccer 2014 Paralympic Winter Games From Sochi, Russia. (N Same-day Tape) Premier English Premier League Soccer (Taped) Match of the Day ? NICK 170 299 Breadwinners SpongeBob Hathaways Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Sam & Cat Hathaways Thundermans Awesome Full House Full House Friends (:36) Friends L OXY 127 612 (4:00) Movie Selena ›› Why Did I Get Married? ('07) Tyler Perry, Janet Jackson, Jill Scott. ›› Why Did I Get Married? ('07) Tyler Perry, Janet Jackson, Jill Scott. Q SPIKE 168 262 Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops Cops GLORY 14: Zagreb (N) (L) (:15) Cops Cops 6 TBS 139 247 King King Seinfeld Seinfeld Raymond Raymond Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang King of the Nerds J TLC 183 280 Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries T TNT 138 245 (4:00) Movie Lara Croft Tmb ›› Clash of the Titans ('10, Fantasy) Sam Worthington. ››› 300 ('07, Action) Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, David Wenham. (:32) ››› 300 ('07, Action) Gerard Butler. @ TOON 176 296 Advent. Time Advent. Time Steven Univ. Uncle Gra. Movie King of Hill King of Hill Family Guy Family Guy Boondocks Space Dandy Ø TRAV 215 277 Food Paradise Food Paradise Food Paradise Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures The Dead Files ± TRUTV 204 246 Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn > TVLAND 106 301 Brady Bunch Gilligan's Isle Gilligan's Isle Gilligan's Isle Gilligan's Isle Gilligan's Isle Gilligan's Isle Gilligan's Isle Raymond Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Raymond Raymond S USA 105 242 (4:00) Movie Friday ›› Next Friday ('00, Comedy) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Sirens ››› Friday 3 WGN-A 239 307 Law & Order Bones Bones Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Engagement Engagement (517) ENC 340 526 (4:45) Movie The Transporter (:20) ›› Hard to Kill ('90) Steven Seagal. ›› Batman Returns ('92) Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito. (:15) ››› Full Metal Jacket ('87, War) Matthew Modine. (550) HBO 300 501 ›› The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey ('12, Fantasy) Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman. ›› Snitch ('13) Dwayne Johnson, Barry Pepper. True Detective ›› Snitch ('13) (562) MAX 310 512 (4:00) Movie Armageddon (:35) ››› True Lies ('94) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis. Banshee "Homecoming" ›› The Purge ('13) Ethan Hawke. Banshee (575) SHOW 318 537 Movie ››› The Impossible ('12) Naomi Watts, Ewan McGregor. Canelo vs. Angulo: Countdown Live (N) ››› Quartet ('12) Maggie Smith. (:45) ›› Lawless ('12) Shia LaBeouf. (533) STARZ 350 520 (:10) Black Sails "VI." (:10) ››› This Is the End ('13) James Franco, Jonah Hill. Black Sails "VI." Black Sails "VII." Black Sails "VII." Black Sails "VII." Saturday movies 5:30 p.m. FX "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" ››› (2008, Romance-Comedy) In Hawaii struggling to get over a bad breakup, a musician encounters his former lover and her new boyfriend. (2hr30) SHOW "The Impossible" ››› (2012, Drama) A couple and their three sons encounter terror, courage and compassion following the December 2004 tsunami that devastated Thailand. (2hr) 6:10 p.m. STARZ "This Is the End" ››› (2013, Comedy) Cabin fever and dwindling supplies threaten to tear apart six friends who are trapped in a house together after cataclysmic events devastate Los Angeles. (1hr50) 6:30 p.m. BET "Love Jones" ››› (1997, Romance) Emotionally vulnerable Chicagoans carry on a torrid affair but deny their burgeoning love. (2hr30) 6:35 p.m. MAX "True Lies" ››› (1994, Action) A Washington wife discovers her computer-salesman husband is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. (2hr25) 8:00 p.m. COM "Role Models" ››› (2008, Comedy) Forced to join a mentorship program, two irresponsible men must help a pair of impressionable boys navigate the troubled waters of youth. (2hr) TNT "300" ››› (2007, Action) Sparta's King Leonidas and his badly outnumbered warriors fight to the death against King Xerxes' massive Persian army at the Battle of Thermopylae. (2hr32) 9:00 p.m. SHOW "Quartet" ››› (2012, Comedy- Drama) A long-smoldering flame is rekindled when a once-popular opera star reunites with her ex-husband and fellow performers at a retirement home for musicians. (1hr45) 10:00 p.m. COM "Superbad" ››› (2007, Comedy) Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high- school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party. (2hr30) FAM "Twister" ››› (1996, Action) Storm- chasers finalizing their divorce try to place equipment inside a tornado on the Oklahoma plains. (2hr30) FX "The Other Guys" ››› (2010, Comedy) Two deskbound detectives get more than they bargain for when they take on a seemingly minor case that may turn out to be New York's biggest crime. (2hr30) 10:15 p.m. ENC "Full Metal Jacket" ››› (1987, War) A Marine and his companions endure basic training under a sadistic drill sergeant and fight in the 1968 Tet offensive. (2hr) 10:30 p.m. AMC "Dawn of the Dead" ››› (2004, Horror) A nurse, a policeman and other residents of Milwaukee fight flesh-eating zombies while trapped in a mall. (2hr30) 10:32 p.m. TNT "300" ››› (2007, Action) Sparta's King Leonidas and his badly outnumbered warriors fight to the death against King Xerxes' massive Persian army at the Battle of Thermopylae. (2hr32) 11:30 p.m. USA "Friday" ››› (1995, Comedy) A South Central Los Angeles resident hangs out on his front porch with a pal who owes money to a drug dealer. (2hr) MOVIES March 3-9, 2014 • The Goshen News • TV Spotlight 13

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