Today's Entertainment

Saturdaymovies 6:00 p.m. HBO “Ocean’s Eleven” ››› (2001, Comedy-Drama) George Clooney, Matt Damon. A parolee organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist. (2hr) MSNBC “Witch Hunt” ››› (2008, Documen- tary) Narrated by Sean Penn. Filmmakers Dana Nachman and Don Hardy examine unjust convictions of people accused of child abuse. (2hr) SATURDAY, MARCH 5 C ( NBC 16 16 WNDU , CBS 22 22 WSBT T CW 25 25 WCWW ) FOX 28 28 WSJV * PBS 34 34 WNIT + WHME 46 _ ABC 57 57 WBND 0 SBT2 30 WMYS S1 S2 5 PM 6:30 p.m. FX “The Incred- ible Hulk” ››› (2008, Action) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. As Bruce Ban- 5:30 (3:00) PGA Tour Golf Honda Classic, Third Round. (4:00) College Basketball Vil- lanova at Pittsburgh. (Live) The King of Queens The King of Queens The Closer Brenda must decide how to treat a case. (4:00) Rock, Pop and Doo Wop (My Music) (4:00) College Basketball Arkansas at Mississippi. (Live) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Sam’s Town 300. Cressy M A&E 118 265 Movie TBN 260 372 (3:00) Spring Praise-A-Thon The Wild, Wild West 6 PM NewsCenter 16 at 6 Friends Jack LaLanne Juicer OXY “Juno” ››› (2007, Comedy-Drama) Ellen Page, Michael Cera. Un- foreseen complications arise when a precocious teenager chooses an up- scale couple to adopt her unborn baby. (2hr) SHOW “Transsiberian” ››› (2008, Suspense) Woody Harrelson, Emily Mortimer. A train trip from Beijing to Moscow takes a deadly turn when a couple encounter a pair of drug dealers and a Russian detective on a killer’s trail. (2hr) ner seeks to rid himself of The Hulk forever, a powerful enemy known as The Abomination arises to wreak havoc on the human race. (2hr30) 7:00 p.m. TOON “Monster House” ››› (2006, Fan- tasy) Steve Buscemi, Mag- gie Gyllenhaal. Animated. No adults believe three youths’ assertion that a neighboring residence is a living creature that means them harm. (2hr) 8:00 p.m. WBNDY “King Kong” ››› (2005, Ad- venture) Naomi Watts, Jack Black. Members of a film crew encounter prehis- toric beasts and a gigantic MOVIES 6:30 NBC Nightly News Paid Program CBS Evening News Friends 7 PM 7:30 Paid Program Jeopardy! How I Met Your Mother Paid Program Two and a Half Men How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men Lawrence Welk’s Big Band Splash Big Band music from the 1920s-1950s. Girls High School Basketball Indiana Class 3A Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (Live) World News The Insider House “The Softer Side” Teen has genetic mosaicism. bInTune TV Stargate Atlantis ∂ AMC 130 254 (3:45) Movie The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly ≤ ANPL 184 282 Infested! ª BET 124 329 Girlfriends Girlfriends O COM 107 249 (4:51) Movie Scary Movie 3 E CSNCH 665 College Basketball 1 CSPAN 210 350 (2:00) C-SPAN Weekend D DISC 182 278 Gold Rush: Alaska Kourtney B ESPN 140 206 College Basketball C ESPN2 144 209 College Basketball æ FAM 180 311 (3:30) Movie The Goonies Girlfriends Situation Room Beyond Scared Straight “Chowchilla” Infested! Girlfriends [ CNBC 208 355 Healthy Hair Paid Program Hot Bodies of 2011 W CNN 200 202 Newsroom Gomer Pyle Gomer Pyle M*A*S*H Stargate Universe “Lost” M*A*S*H Beyond Scared Straight Must Love Cats (6:51) Tosh.0 (:22) Tosh.0 BLUEPRINT SportsNet President Commun. America & the Courts Gold Rush: Alaska 8 PM 8:30 Paid Program Paid Program Harry’s Law Four albinos seek asylum. 9 PM College Basketball Duke at North Carolina. (Live) ›› The Shipping News (‘01, Drama) Kevin Spacey. A struggling writer returns to his Newfoundland hometown. Cops Cops “U.S. Marshals” America’s Most Wanted: America Fights Back Behind the Britcom: From Script to Screen British comedies. Law & Order: Los Angeles “Ballona Creek” ape on mysterious Skull Island. (3hr) FAM “A Bug’s Life” ››› (1998, Fantasy) Voices of Dave Foley, Kevin Spacey. Animated. An inventor ant teams up with other insects to keep a gang of grasshoppers from terrorizing his colony. (2hr) OXY “Juno” ››› (2007, Comedy-Drama) Ellen Page, Michael Cera. Un- foreseen complications arise when a precocious teenager chooses an up- scale couple to adopt her unborn baby. (2hr30) USA “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” ››› (1989, Adventure) Har- rison Ford, Sean Connery. Archaeologist Jones res- cues his kidnapped father, and the two race the Nazis to find the Holy Grail. (3hr) 9:00 p.m. STARZ “The Last Station” ››› (2009, Biography) Helen Mirren, Christopher Plummer. While Leo Tolstoy and his wife battle over the rights to his literary legacy, Tolstoy’s trusted disciple sends the writer a new assistant to spy on the proceedings. (2hr) 9:30 p.m. BET “Malcolm X” ››› (1992, Biography) Denzel Washington, Ange- la Bassett. The civil-rights 9:30 10 PM leader rises from criminal to crusader, undergoing a religious conversion while jailed. (4hr) 10:00 p.m. FAM “Ice Age” ››› (2002, Comedy) Voices of Ray Romano, John Leguizamo. Ani- mated. A woolly mammoth, a saber-toothed tiger and a sloth find a human baby and try to reunite him with his tribe. (2hr) 10:30 p.m. TBS “Pretty Woman” ››› (1990, Romance-Comedy) Rich- ard Gere, Julia Roberts. A corporate raider pays a gorgeous hooker to be his escort for a business week in Beverly Hills. (2hr30) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV 10:30 11 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Behave” 48 Hours Mystery “Shelley’s Last Breath” News (:15) Girls High School Basketball Indiana Class 4A Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (Live) Da Vinci’s Inquest Brothers & Sisters Beyond Scared Straight ›› American Violet (‘08, Drama) Nicole Beharie, Will Patton. Till Debt/Part Made-Millions American Greed Newsroom Race and Rage (7:53) Tosh.0 (:24) Tosh.0 Women’s College Basketball American Perspectives Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Desert Car Kings College GameDay (Live) College Basketball Cold Squad Spring Praise-A-Thon Cold Case “Mind Hunters” ››› Scarface (‘83) Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer. A Cuban immigrant fights to the top of Miami’s drug trade. Must Love Cats Beyond Scared Straight Pit Boss XL The Suze Orman Show Piers Morgan Tonight (8:55) Tosh.0 (:26) Tosh.0 Beyond Scared Straight Pit Boss (9:57) Tosh.0 (:28) Tosh.0 R DISN 172 290 Phineas, Ferb Phineas, Ferb Phineas, Ferb Phineas, Ferb Phineas, Ferb Phineas, Ferb Shake It Up! Good-Charlie Suite/Deck Wizards N E! 114 236 Kourtney V FNC 205 360 (4:00) America’s News HQ America’s News HQ ∞ FOOD 110 231 Iron Chef America P FX 137 248 (3:00) Movie Armageddon ≥ GOLF 401 605 Golf Chopped Pixar Short Films Twenty computer-animated short films. FOX Report Chopped ››› A Bug’s Life (‘98, Fantasy) Voices of Dave Foley. Huckabee Chopped ››› The Incredible Hulk (‘08, Action) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. Ancient Aliens Investigating aliens. F LIFE 108 252 Date With Darkness-Trial and Capture of Andrew Luster Z MSNBC 209 356 In Coldest Blood ? NICK 170 299 Fanboy-Chum Fanboy-Chum iCarly L OXY 127 612 America’s Next Top Model Q SPIKE 168 262 (4:34) DEA (:45) DEA A stripper risks her life. 6 TBS 139 247 Raymond Raymond Seinfeld J TLC 183 280 48 Hours: Hard Evidence ››› Witch Hunt (‘08) Narrated by Sean Penn. iCarly ››› Juno (‘07) Ellen Page, Michael Cera. Seinfeld 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Most Shocking (6:53) DEA King Bermuda Tria. Most Shocking Ancient Aliens “Alien Tech” Lockup: Pendleton Big Time Victorious (131) HALL 185 312 Who’s Boss? Who’s Boss? Who’s Boss? Who’s Boss? Who’s Boss? Who’s Boss? Who’s Boss? Who’s Boss? Who’s Boss? Who’s Boss? Who’s Boss? Who’s Boss? Who’s Boss? Who’s Boss? 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Boxing 3 WGN-A 239 307 Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Unit “Silver Star” (517) ENC 340 526 (4:30) Movie Dumb & Dumber Bones “The Man in the Cell” (:20) ›› Race to Witch Mountain (‘09) ››› Ocean’s Eleven (‘01) George Clooney, Matt Damon. (:15) ››› Coming to America (‘88) Eddie Murphy. ››› Transsiberian (‘08, Suspense) Woody Harrelson. Antonio True Jackson Big Time ››› Juno (‘07, Comedy-Drama) Ellen Page, Michael Cera. (:04) DEA @ TOON 176 296 Johnny Test Advent. Time Total Drama Scooby-Doo ››› Monster House (‘06, Fantasy) Steve Buscemi. Ø TRAV 215 277 Weird Travels ± TRUTV 204 246 Most Shocking > TVLAND 106 301 Cleveland Sanford House House Ancient Aliens Evidence of 20th-century alien contact. ›› Love and Other Disasters (‘06) Brittany Murphy. Life After Lockup Lockup: Pendleton ›› What Women Want (‘00, Romance-Comedy) Mel Gibson, Helen Hunt. 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Top 20 Most Shocking Sanford Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Ancient Aliens One Born Every Minute Lockup: Pendleton My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids Lopez (:14) ›››› Unforgiven (‘92, Western) Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman. 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence ›› The Mummy Returns (‘01, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. Ghost Adventures Sanford Ghost Adventures World’s Dumbest... WGN News at Nine Lopez King of Hill King of Hill God, Devil Family Guy Boondocks Venture Bros. Ghost Adventures World’s Dumbest... ›› The Next Karate Kid (‘94, Action) ››› Pretty Woman (‘90) Richard Gere. (:25) ›› Deep Impact (‘98) Robert Duvall. Ghost Adventures ››› Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (‘89) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery. Bull Riding PBR Chicago Invitational. From Chicago. (Taped) Bones Funniest Home Videos ››› The Thing (‘82) Kurt Russell, A. Wilford Brimley. ›› Robin Hood (‘10, Adventure) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett. (:15) ›› Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian Shameless Caroline Rhea & Friends (:10) › Did You Hear About the Morgans? (‘09, Comedy) Forensic File Forensic File Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond The Bourne Ultimatum (‘07) Sports Jobs NBA D-League Basketball Scrubs (9:50) ›› Rambo III (‘88), Richard Crenna Boxing ›› Tooth Fairy (‘10) Dwayne Johnson. Strikeforce (Live) ››› The Last Station (‘09, Biography) Helen Mirren. Life on Top › Old Dogs (‘09, Comedy) Saturday, March 5, 2011- Friday, March 11, 2011 • The Goshen News • Viewer’s Choice 5 How I Met 48 Hours: Hard Evidence American Chopper-Divided Explosions Gone Wrong Wizards Wizards Sex and-City Sex and-City Sex and-City Sex and-City ››› Something’s Gotta Give (‘03, Romance-Comedy) Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton. College Basketball Florida at Vanderbilt. (Live) College Basketball College Basketball Texas at Baylor. (Live) SportsCenter (Live) Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large Chopped Chopped News The Unit The Office News WSBT News at 11 11:30 (:29) Saturday Night Live (:35) Criminal Minds › Bait (‘00, Action) Jamie Foxx, David Morse. An investigator uses an unsuspecting petty criminal as bait. Fringe “The Box” Walter meets with Nina. Rock, Pop and Doo Wop (My Music) Popular songs from the 1950s and 1960s. Paid Program Paid Program LeSea in Action ››› King Kong (‘05, Adventure) Naomi Watts, Jack Black, Adrien Brody. A beauty tames a savage beast. House Patient speaks his mind uncontrollably. ›› Love on the Side (‘04) Marla Sokoloff. Hates Chris Hates Chris Beyond Scared Straight Pit Boss XL ››› Malcolm X (‘92, Biography) Denzel Washington, Angela Bassett. Till Debt/Part Till Debt/Part American Greed Newsroom Race and Rage (10:59) Jackass: The Movie ’net IMPACT College Basketball American Perspectives Desert Car Kings Wizards ››› Ice Age (‘02, Comedy) Voices of Ray Romano. Jour. 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