Today's Entertainment

Wednesday movies 5:00 p.m. WHMEN "Meet John Doe" ››› A reporter pays a bum to pose as her popular but madeup spokesman, John Doe. (2hr30) TBN "The Greatest Story Ever Told" ››› The life of Jesus unfolds according to the Bible, from birth to the Resurrection, on an epic scale. (3hr30) FX "Kung Fu Panda" ››› Animated. Chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy, a clumsy panda must be- come a martial-arts master and defend his people from a villainous snow leopard. (2hr) 5:10 p.m. STARZ "Brave" ››› Animated. A courageous Scottish princess must figure out how to undo a beastly curse after an eccentric witch grants her an ill-fated wish. (1hr35) 5:30 p.m. SPIKE "Forrest Gump" ›››› Tom Hanks, Robin Wright. JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history is seen through the eyes of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75. (3hr30) 5:40 p.m. ENC "Kill Bill: Vol. 2" ››› Before confronting her former boss, an assassin goes after the man's younger brother and her one-eyed counterpart. (2hr20) 6:00 p.m. TBS "A Christmas Story" ›››› Peter Billingsley, Darren McGavin. In the 1940s, little Ralphie tries to convince his parents to get him a Red Ryder range-model BB gun for Christmas. Narrated by Jean Shepherd. (2hr) 7:00 p.m. AMC "El Dorado" ››› An old gunfighter, a drifter and a deputy sober up a sheriff to track down killers. (3hr) FX "Kung Fu Panda 2" ››› Animated. Po must unlock secrets of his past WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 25 C ( , T ) * S1 S2 NBC WNDU CBS WSBT CW WCWW FOX WSJV PBS WNIT + WHME _ ABC WBND SBT2 TBN WMYS 0 M A&E ∂ AMC ≤ ANPL ª BET [ CNBC W CNN O COM E CSNCH 1 CSPAN D DISC R DISN N E! B ESPN C ESPN2 æ FAM V FNC ∞ FOOD P FX ≥ GOLF (131) HALL I HGTV H HIST F LIFE Z MSNBC ¥ NBCSN ? 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(N) (Live) 28 57 30 260 372 118 130 184 124 208 200 107 5 PM 210 182 172 114 140 144 180 205 110 137 401 185 112 120 108 209 151 170 127 168 139 183 138 176 215 204 106 105 239 265 254 282 329 355 202 249 665 350 278 290 236 206 209 311 360 231 248 605 312 229 269 252 356 608 299 612 262 247 280 245 296 277 246 301 242 307 340 300 310 318 350 526 501 512 537 520 lovelorn, a woman takes on the strange and expensive rituals associated with being her best friend's maid of honor. (2hr) 9:00 p.m. FAM "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" ››› The Griswolds spend the holiday in a garish way, especially when a country cousin pulls up in an RV. (2hr) FX "How to Train Your Dragon" ››› Animated. A misfit Viking teenager sees a chance to change the course of his clan's future when he befriends an injured dragon. (2hr) SPIKE "Forrest Gump" ›››› Tom Hanks, Robin 8 PM Wright. JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history is seen through the eyes of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75. (3hr30) 9:40 p.m. ENC "Jackie Brown" ››› A bail bondsman helps a smuggler frame her boss, an arms dealer who plans to kill her. (2hr35) 10:00 p.m. AMC "The Sons of Katie Elder" ››› Four sons attend their mother's Texas funeral and avenge their slain father. (3hr) 10:30 p.m. OXY "Ocean's Thirteen" ››› Danny Ocean and his gang plot revenge against a casino owner who wronged one of their own. (2hr30) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV MOVIES American Inside Notre Dream Dame Ftbl A Hollywood Christmas at the 22 Grove The Middle The Middle 16 in order to defeat a formidable villain who plans to wipe out kung fu and conquer China. (2hr) SHOW "Crash" ››› Racial tensions collide in a collection of intertwined stories involving residents of Los Angeles. (2hr) 8:00 p.m. ENC "Reservoir Dogs" ››› Thieves ponder the identity of the traitor in their midst in the violent aftermath of a failed jewelry heist. (1hr40) OXY "Ocean's Thirteen" ››› Danny Ocean and his gang plot revenge against a casino owner who wronged one of their own. (2hr30) USA "Bridesmaids" ››› Though broke and 8:30 9 PM Kelly Clarkson's Cautionary Christmas Music Tale Undercover Boss "Modell's Sporting Goods" Panda Holiday Merry Madagascar Ice Age: Dragons: Gift Christmas Nature Wildlife adapts to cold conditions. Stellar Tribute to the Holidays 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 Michael Bublé's 3rd Annual Christmas Special Hawaii Five-0 "Kahu" A boy's father goes missing. One Direction iHeartRadio Album Release Party Raising Hope Raising Hope Hollywood Game Night Ray Romano and Cheryl Hines. Blue Bloods Erin questions Mayor Poole. ABC57 News Seinfeld on CW25 News NewsCenter 16 Tonight Show at 11 w/Jay Leno WSBT News Late Show at 11 W/Letterman The King of TMZ Queens The Arsenio Hall Show NOVA Gothic cathedrals. Comet Encounter Charlie Rose The Harvest Show News and Paid Program Joyce Meyer Paid Program Paid Program music. The Middle Trophy Wife Modern Family (:31) Super Fun Nashville Juliette's career is ABC57 News (:35) Jimmy "Arrested" Night threatened. at 11P Kimmel Live Judge Ross Judge Ross Happening Happen. Now Diff. Strokes Gimme Break Cosby Show Steve Harvey Dr. Phil News Comics Paid Program WSBT News ››› The Greatest Story Ever Told ('65, Historical Drama) Max von Sydow, Charlton Heston. Turning Point Prince End of Age Mary and Joseph: A Story of Faith Raymond Raymond Millionaire Family Feud Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: SVU Millionaire W. Williams Rodeo Girls Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty (4:30) Movie Cahill, United States Marshal ››› El Dorado ('67, Western) John Wayne, Robert Mitchum, James Caan. ››› The Sons of Katie Elder ('65) John Wayne. Gator Boys: Xtra Bites Gator Boys: Xtra Bites Gator Boys: Xtra Bites Gator Boys: Xtra Bites Gator Boys: Xtra Bites Gator Boys: Xtra Bites Gator Boys: Xtra Bites (3:30) Queen Queen Queen The Game The Game Ultimate Factories "Bacardi" 60 Minutes on CNBC 60 Minutes on CNBC The Costco Craze: Inside Target: Inside the Bullseye Coca-Cola: The Real Story Pepsi's Challenge (:28) Crossfire Erin Burnett OutFront The Situation Room Anderson Cooper 360 Piers Morgan Live AC 360 Later Erin Burnett OutFront (4:55) Movie Tommy Boy Jeff Dunham: Arguing Jeff Dunham Christmas Jeff Dunham: Arguing Jeff Dunham Christmas The Comedy Central Roast (4:00) Return to Vancouver Adrenalin TV SportsTalk Live SportsNet QuestGold Bears Classic From 10/16/2006. Thrills, Spills and Chills SportsNet SportsNet Key Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Q & A "Medea Benjamin" Key Capitol Hill Hearings Key Capitol Hill Hearings Speeches. Key Capitol Hill Hearings Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Good-Charlie Phineas, Ferb Jessie A.N.T. Farm Dog Austin & Ally Good Luck Jessie: NYC Liv & Maddie Shake It Up! Good-Charlie Jessie Dog Austin & Ally (4:30) Movie My Best Friend's Wedding Keeping Up With the Kardashians I Am Britney Jean Spears' personal and professional life. The Soup The Soup Chelsea Lat Kardashian SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) NBA Basketball Houston Rockets at San Antonio Spurs. (N) (Live) NBA Basketball: Clippers at Warriors Outside Lines ESPN FC (N) Bowl Preview College Basketball College Basketball Diamond Head Classic, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) ›› The Santa Clause 2 ('02) Tim Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell. › The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause ('06, Comedy) ››› National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation ('89) The 700 Club The Five Special Report Greta Van Susteren The O'Reilly Factor The Kelly File Hannity The O'Reilly Factor Rachael vs. Guy Cook-Off Rachael vs. Guy Cook-Off Rachael vs. Guy Cook-Off Rachael vs. Guy Cook-Off Rachael vs. Guy Cook-Off Rachael vs. Guy Cook-Off Diners, Drive Diners, Drive ››› Kung Fu Panda ('08, Comedy) Voices of Jack Black. ››› Kung Fu Panda 2 ('11) Voices of Jack Black. ››› How to Train Your Dragon ('10), Gerard Butler ››› Megamind ('10) RE/MAX Long Drive Golf Central PGA Tour Golf WGC Bridgestone Invitational, Final Round. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf (4:30) Movie Snow Bride Window Wonderland ('13) Chyler Leigh. A Very Merry Mix-Up ('13) Alicia Witt. The Christmas Ornament ('13) Kellie Martin. Let It Snow ('13) Candace Cameron Bure. Hawaii Life Hawaii Life Hawaii Life Hawaii Life Hawaii Life Hawaii Life Property Brothers Buying and Selling Hunters Hunters Int'l Property Brothers (:02) Bible Secrets Revealed Bible Secrets Revealed Bible Secrets Revealed Bible Secrets Revealed Bible Secrets Revealed Bible Secrets Revealed Bible Secrets Revealed (4:00) Movie Finding Mrs. Christmas on the Bayou ('13) Hilarie Burton, Tyler Hilton. Kristin's Christmas Past ('13) Shiri Appleby, Judd Nelson. A Snow Globe Christmas ('13) Alicia Witt, Donald Faison. The Ed Show PoliticsNation Hardball Chris Matthews All In With Chris Hayes The Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word All In With Chris Hayes Premier League Soccer Premier FNIA: Clicker NFL Turning Point NFL Turning Point Still Standing: Earl Campbell NFL Turning Point NFL Turning Point (N) Odd Parents Odd Parents Odd Parents Odd Parents Odd Parents Odd Parents See Dad Run Instant Mom Full House Full House Full House Full House Friends Friends (4:00) Movie Family ›› The Lake House ('06) Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock. ››› Ocean's Thirteen ('07, Comedy-Drama) George Clooney, Brad Pitt. ››› Ocean's Thirteen ('07), Brad Pitt Movie ›››› Forrest Gump ('94) Tom Hanks. An innocent man enters history from the '50s to the '90s. ›››› Forrest Gump ('94, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Gary Sinise. (4:00) Movie Christmas Stry ›››› A Christmas Story ('83) Peter Billingsley. Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss "ADT" Undercover Boss "Orkin" Undercover Boss Undercover Boss "Orkin" (4:15) Movie Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse ›› Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest ('06) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom. ›› Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End ('07, Action) Movie Gumball Teen Titans Advent. Time Johnny Test Johnny Test Gumball Gumball Regular Show Advent. Time Cleveland Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods/Zimmern White Magic White Magic Magic Man Magic Man Bizarre Foods America Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Operate-Repo S. Beach Tow S. Beach Tow S. Beach Tow S. Beach Tow S. Beach Tow S. Beach Tow S. Beach Tow S. Beach Tow Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Operate-Repo (:12) The Nanny (:05) Kirstie Golden Girls Golden Girls Roseanne Roseanne Cosby Show Cosby Show Raymond Raymond The Exes King King Movie ›› Couples Retreat ('09, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman. ››› Bridesmaids ('11) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph. Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Mod Fam Funniest Home Videos America's Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos (:40) ››› Kill Bill: Vol. 2 ('04, Action) Uma Thurman, David Carradine. (:40) ››› Jackie Brown ('97) Pam Grier, Samuel L. Jackson. Movie ››› Reservoir Dogs ('92) Harvey Keitel. (4:45) Movie Diary-Wimpy Kid: Dog Days ›› The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey ('12, Fantasy) Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman. Fight Game Treme 24/7 Red Wings/Maple (4:20) Movie Gangster Squad (:15) › New Year's Eve ('11) Halle Berry, Jessica Biel. (:15) ›› Parental Guidance ('12, Comedy) Billy Crystal. ›› This Is 40 ('12) Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann. ›› Beauty Shop ('05) Queen Latifah, Alicia Silverstone. ››› Crash ('04, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle. Inside the NFL (N) 60 Minutes Sports Inside the NFL (:10) ››› Brave ('12), Emma Thompson (:45) ›› Oz the Great and Powerful ('13) James Franco, Mila Kunis. (10:50) Company You ›› Men in Black 3 ('12) Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones. December 23-29, 2013 • The Goshen News • Spotlight TV 7

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