winter
jokes
Q. Where do
snowmen go to
dance?
a. the snowball!
Q. Where do
snowmen keep
their money?
a. In a
snowbank!
Q. What flies
when it's born,
lies when it's
alive, and runs
when it's dead?
a. snow!
Q. What do you
get when you
cross a snowman
with a vampire?
a. Frostbite!
Q. Which one
is faster,
hot or cold?
a. Hot! You
can catch cold!
Q. How does a
penguin build a house?
a. Igloos it together!
Q. How do snowmen
greet each other?
a. they say,
"Have an Ice day!"
Q. Who is Frosty's
favorite aunt?
a. aunt artica!
Q. What do snowmen
eat for breakfast?
a. Frosted Flakes!
Q. Why did the
snowman go to
the doctor?
a. He was
feeling chilled!
Q. What do you
call a snowman in
the summer?
a. a puddle!
Q. What's it called
when a snowman
has a temper
tantrum?
a. a meltdown!
Q. How do you scare a snowman?
a. You get a hairdryer!
6 • JaNuaRY 2023 • www.officialkidsMag.com
