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6 UCW OCTOBER 13-19, 2021 WWW.UPANDCOMINGWEEKLY.COM PITT DICKEY, Columnist. COMMENTS? Editor@upandcomin- gweekly.com. 910-484-6200. Remember when Lou Reed sang, "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side?" Not so much? Is your memory balky? What did you have for lunch yesterday? Remember in your twenties when you wondered what was the meaning of life? Now you just wonder where you parked your car? Is your Remembrance of ings Past getting more difficult? You have come to the right place. Today's column will help you restore your memory without the use of Prevagen. Mr. Science says think of your memory as a buck- et. At the bottom of the bucket are your first memo- ries, childhood pets, childhood traumas, first dates, that sort of thing. As you get older more events pile into your memory bucket squashing the long-term memories down at the bottom of the bucket. e new events float on top of the bucket. Unfortunately, long term memories are not infinitely compressible. Eventually the new memories fill the bucket up to the rim and splash out. e old memories remain at the bottom of the bucket and are easily retrievable. e new short term memories splatter onto the floor and can't be recalled. at is why you can remem- ber the name of your first-grade teacher but can't remember what you had for lunch. Can your fading memory be saved? Read on, MacDuff, have we got a deal for you. Today we are going to literally take a walk down Memory Lane. We go right to the source of all things memory related. We are going to visit the Greek Goddess of memory herself, the right honorable Mnemosyne. is is another one of those irritating columns that explore the curious world of Greek mythology. If mythology is all Greek to you, stick around. You can dazzle your friends if you find yourself on TV playing "Jeopardy" and Greek mythology is the Daily Double. Once you meet Mnemosyne and pay her proper respect, your memories will become shiny and new as a hot Krispy Kreme donut. First, some family history for Mnemosyne. Her friends could never remember how to pronounce her name. ey just called her Mimi which is what we shall do in today's lesson. Mimi was born into Greek God royalty; her Baby Daddy was Uranus the God of the sky and her Momma was Gaia the God- dess of Earth. Mimi turned out to be the Goddess of Memory. Mimi got together with her nephew Zeus on Spring Break. Zeus thinking his aunt Mimi might not cotton to sleeping with her nephew, changed himself into a mortal shepherd. Mimi fell for the handsome shepherd and spent nine nights with Zeus making whoopee. Mimi ended up in the family way as a result of her time with Zeus. She had to drop out of Goddess college to have Zeus' nine daughters. ese kids were the nine Muses. e Muses served as inspiration for creative types ever since then. According to Mr. Google, the Muses were Calliope (epic poetry), Clio (history), Euterpe (mu- sic and lyric poetry), Erato (love poetry), Mepomene (tragedy), Polyhymnia (hymns), Terpsichore (dance), alia (comedy) and Urania (astronomy). Mimi's kids were arty, not a warrior in the bunch. e moral is that if you get Mimi on your side, you will find inspiration in the arts and possibly win "America's Got Talent." Mimi wasn't just a vessel for producing children, no Sirree Bob. She also worked outside the home. However, with nine kids she must have had domes- tic help. Mimi was a lifeguard for a pool in Hades where dead Greeks go. Hades has the river Lethe where dead Greeks would drink to forget their past lives when they got reincarnated. e river that fed Mimi's pool was named for Mnemosyne which was the river of memory. Drinking from Mimi's pool had the opposite effect on dead Greeks causing them to remember their past lives thereby preventing them from being reincarnated. Mimi's name is the basis for our current word "mnemonic" which our pal Webster defines as a device such as a pattern of letters or associations that assists in remembering something. If you ask Mimi to put in a good word for you, she can help you remember where you parked your car, what you had for lunch or your anniversary. Unfortunately, not all memories are good ones, so be careful in your requests to Mimi for help. Do you really need to know what you had for lunch yesterday? Randy Newman wrote a song called "Potholes" about when he was a kid pitching in a baseball game and walked 14 batters in a row. He started crying and walked off the field going home in humiliation. He did his best to forget this event by turning it into a song. He wrote: "God bless the potholes/ Down on Memory Lane/ God bless the potholes/ Down on Memory Lane/ Hope some real big ones open up/ Take some of the memories that do remain." Have we learned anything today? Nothing we can't forget tomorrow. Some of those potholes on Memory Lane are our friends. No memories were harmed in the writing of this column. OPINION You must remember this by PITT DICKEY Reviewing the story of Mnemosyne in Greek mythology can offer explanations on modern memory troubles. We are updating our dining guide this November! To be featured please contact our office today! Dining Guide 910•484•6200