Today's Entertainment

Thursday movies 12:15 p.m. SHOW "Always" ››› (1989, Fantasy) Richard Dreyfuss, Holly Hunter. A firefighter pilot in heaven returns to Earth to help his girlfriend fall for another pilot and get on with her life. (2hr15) 1:00 p.m. MAX "Aliens" ›››› (1986, Science Fiction) Sigourney Weaver, Carrie Henn. On planet LV-426, Ripley and a dwindling number of Marines battle an almost-unstoppable army of monstrous predators which wiped out an entire colony of humans, save for one little girl. (2hr20) 2:20 p.m. ENC "Elf" ››› (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell, James Caan. Adopted as a baby by one of Santa's elves, a man leaves the workshop to search for his family in New York. (1hr45) 4:00 p.m. SPIKE "Inglourious Basterds" ››› (2009, War) Brad Pitt, Mélanie Laurent. An Allied officer and his team of Jewish soldiers join forces with a German actress and undercover agent to take down the leaders of the Third Reich. (4hr) 4:30 p.m. AMC "Blazing Saddles" ››› (1974, Comedy) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder. A black railroad worker is appointed sheriff of a town marked for destruction by a scheming politician. (2hr) 6:05 p.m. STARZ "Finding Nemo" ››› (2003, Comedy) Voices of Albert Brooks, Ellen DeGeneres. Animated. A clown fish embarks on THURSDAY, MAY 23 C ( , T ) * S1 S2 NBC WNDU CBS WSBT CW WCWW FOX WSJV PBS WNIT + WHME _ ABC WBND SBT2 TBN WMYS 0 M A&E ∂ AMC ≤ ANPL ª BET [ CNBC W CNN O COM E CSNCH 1 CSPAN D DISC R DISN N E! B ESPN C ESPN2 æ FAM V FNC ∞ FOOD P FX ≥ GOLF (131) HALL I HGTV H HIST F LIFE Z MSNBC ¥ NBCSN ? 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Fired from his group and desperate for money, a guitarist poses as a 5:30 6 PM 6:30 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 10:00 p.m. LIFE "My Best Friend's Wedding" ››› (1997, RomanceComedy) Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney. A writer realizes that she is in love with her best friend and tries to stop him from marrying another woman, a guileless heiress. (2hr2) 11:05 p.m. ENC "Shanghai Knights" ››› (2003, Comedy) Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson. With help from his sister and a friend, a martial-arts master travels to London to find his father's murderer. (2hr) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV MOVIES 5 PM teacher for students who play in a school band. (2hr) 8:00 p.m. DISN "The Princess and the Frog" ››› (2009, Comedy) Voices of Anika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos. Animated. A fateful kiss leads a young woman and a royal amphibian on an adventure through the bayous of Louisiana. (1hr45) 9:30 p.m. SHOW "Last Days Here" ››› (2011, Documentary) Bobby Liebling, lead singer of the rock band Pentagram, battles decades of addiction to drugs and exorcising personal demons. (1hr30) 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 (:01) Hannibal Jack and Alana NewsCenter 16 Tonight Show NewsCenter NewsCenter 16 NewsCenter NBC Nightly Inside Edition Access Hol- Save Me Save Me The Office Parks and 16 at 5 at 5:30 16 at 6 News lywood Recreation question Abigail. at 11 w/Jay Leno WSBT News WSBT News WSBT News CBS Evening Wheel of Jeopardy! 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Game of Thrones Veep Taxicab Confessions (4:50) Movie The Apparition (:15) ›› Varsity Blues ('99) James Van Der Beek. ›› American Reunion ('12, Comedy) Jason Biggs. ›› Fast Five ('11, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (:35) ›› Broken Flowers ('05) Bill Murray, Jeffrey Wright. Movie ››› The School of Rock ('03) Jack Black, Joan Cusack. ››› Last Days Here ('11, Documentary) Gigolos The Borgias (4:20) Movie Practical Magic (:05) ››› Finding Nemo ('03) Voices of Albert Brooks. (7:50) › Jack and Jill ('11) Adam Sandler. (:25) ›› Bad Teacher ('11) Cameron Diaz. Da Vinci's Demons The Goshen News • TV Spotlight • May 20-26, 2013

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