Today's Entertainment

9 p.m. on WSJV < New Girl Jess and Nick (Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson), who are caught between friendship and something more, try to break out of relationship limbo by going on a "first" date. Once Schmidt and Winston (Max Greenfield, Lamorne Morris) realize a full-on Jess/Nick romance might be happening, they swoop in to try to sabotage the evening in the new episode "Date Night." Thursday movies 12:15 p.m. AMC "Out of Sight" ››› The mutual attraction between a federal marshal and an escaped convict interferes with their goals. (2hr45) 2:00 p.m. FX "Hellboy II: The Golden Army" ››› Hellboy and his team face an underworld prince who plans to awaken a lethal army and use it to reclaim Earth for his magical kindred. (2hr30) THURSDAY, APRIL 4 C ( , T ) * S1 S2 NBC WNDU CBS WSBT CW WCWW FOX WSJV PBS WNIT + WHME _ ABC WBND SBT2 TBN WMYS 0 M A&E ∂ AMC ≤ ANPL ª BET [ CNBC W CNN O COM E CSNCH 1 CSPAN D DISC R DISN N E! B ESPN C ESPN2 æ FAM V FNC ∞ FOOD P FX ≥ GOLF (131) HALL I HGTV H HIST F LIFE Z MSNBC ¥ NBCSN ? NICK L OXY Q SPIKE 6 TBS J TLC T TNT @ TOON Ø TRAV ± TRUTV > TVLAND S USA 3 WGN-A (517) (550) (562) (575) (533) 10 ENC HBO MAX SHOW STARZ 16 22 25 28 34 34 46 57 57 30 260 372 118 130 184 124 208 200 107 5 PM 5:30 6 PM 6:30 210 182 172 114 140 144 180 205 110 137 401 185 112 120 108 209 151 170 127 168 139 183 138 176 215 204 106 105 239 265 254 282 329 355 202 249 665 350 278 290 236 206 209 311 360 231 248 605 312 229 269 252 356 608 299 612 262 247 280 245 296 277 246 301 242 307 340 300 310 318 350 526 501 512 537 520 7 PM 7:30 8 PM cifixion, Jesus of Nazareth endures the agony of his final 12 hours. (2hr30) 6:00 p.m. FAM "Twister" ››› Storm-chasers finalizing their divorce try to place equipment inside a tornado on the Oklahoma plains. (2hr30) 6:10 p.m. ENC "The Bourne Supremacy" ››› A CIA chief sends a senior operative to take down Jason Bourne when it appears the rogue agent is behind the deaths of two people. (1hr50) 8:00 p.m. ENC "Gremlins" ››› An inventor gives his son an odd little crea- ture which multiplies into monsters which wreck the town. (1hr50) 8:30 p.m. FAM "Twister" ››› Storm-chasers finalizing their divorce try to place equipment inside a tornado on the Oklahoma plains. (2hr30) 9:00 p.m. STARZ "Open Range" ››› Cattle herdsmen unite to battle a ruthless rancher and his henchmen in 1882. (2hr20) 9:50 p.m. ENC "Gremlins 2: The New Batch" ››› A designer and his wife try to stop hundreds of creatures from taking over New York. (1hr50) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV MOVIES NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News 22 at 5 Rules of 25 Engagement Two and a Half 28 Men Wild Kratts 16 2:20 p.m. ENC "Friends With Benefits" ››› Friends naively believe that adding sex to their relationship will not lead to complications. (1hr55) 2:35 p.m. STARZ "Open Range" ››› Cattle herdsmen unite to battle a ruthless rancher and his henchmen in 1882. (2hr20) 3:00 p.m. AMC "True Lies" ››› A Washington wife discovers her computer-salesman husband is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. (3hr) 4:30 p.m. TBN "The Passion of the Christ" ››› Condemned to die by cru- 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 (:31) Go On (:01) Hannibal "Aperitif" The FBI NewsCenter 16 Tonight Show NewsCenter 16 NewsCenter NBC Nightly Inside Edition Access Hol- Community Parks and The Office at 5:30 16 at 6 News lywood Recreation "Promos" works with a psychiatrist. at 11 w/Jay Leno WSBT News WSBT News CBS Evening Wheel of Jeopardy! The Big Bang (:31) Two and a (:01) Person of Interest "Trojan (:01) Elementary "Snow Angels" WSBT News Late Show at 5:30 at 6 News/Pelley Fortune Theory Half Men Horse" at 11 W/Letterman Rules of How I Met Your How I Met Your The Big Bang The Big Bang The Vampire Diaries Klaus turns Beauty and the Beast Evan is ABC57 News Seinfeld "The The King of TMZ Engagement Mother Mother Theory Theory to Stefan for help. kidnapped. on CW25 Heart Attack" Queens 30 Rock "I Do Family Guy American Dad The Simpsons Family Guy American Idol The contestants New Girl "First The Mindy News The Office The Office "The Do" face elimination. Date" Project "Fire" Banker" World News Rick Steves' Experience PBS NewsHour Ask an Expert Antiques Roadshow Baseball Shadows of Innocence: Sexual Charlie Rose America Europe Michiana bat used by Mickey Mantle. Assault Among Indiana The Partridge Family Ties Star Trek: The Next Generation Hogan's IBA News From Making Healthy Choices Two-Hour Special Paid Program Joyce Meyer Paid Program Paid Program Family Heroes Israel ABC57 News ABC57 News at ABC57 News ABC World omg! Insider Entertainment Wife Swap "Cochran/Curry" Grey's Anatomy "She's Killing (:02) Scandal "Molly, You in ABC57 News (:35) Jimmy at 5P 5:30P at 6P News Tonight Me" Danger, Girl" at 11P Kimmel Live Anderson Live Paid Program WSBT News Dr. Phil Katie News Comics Paid Program WSBT News (4:30) Movie The Passion of the Christ Always Good Potters Behind Joel Osteen Prince Hillsong TV Praise the Lord Funniest Home Videos Raymond Raymond Law & Order: Criminal Intent White Collar "The Portrait" White Collar "All In" Law & Order: Criminal Intent The People's Court (:01) The First 48 The First 48 The First 48 The First 48 The First 48 The First 48 "Wild Ride" The First 48 (3:00) Movie True Lies ›› The Transporter ('02, Action) Jason Statham, Shu Qi. The Walking Dead Comic Men Freakshow Immortalized Comic Men Freakshow Immortalized North Woods Law North Woods Law North Woods Law North Woods Law North Woods Law: Hunt North Woods Law North Woods Law: Hunt (4:00) Movie Janky Prom 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live "Top 10 Countdown" › Friday After Next ('02, Comedy) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. › The Cookout ('04, Comedy) Ja Rule, Tim Meadows. Fast Money Mad Money The Kudlow Report Crime Inc. American Greed Fugitives American Greed Mad Money The Situation Room Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360 Piers Morgan Live Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Futurama Sunny South Park Tosh.0 Colbert Rep Daily Show Sunny Sunny Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Ben Show Nathan-You Daily Show Colbert Rep Postgame Gas Money Inside Look SportsTalk Live (N) (Live) SportsNet Blackhawks NHL Hockey St. Louis Blues at Chicago Blackhawks. (N) Blackhawks SportsNet SportsNet Public Affairs Capitol Hill Hearings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Auction Kings Property Property Auction Kings Auction Kings (:10) Jessie Jessie Jessie Good-Charlie Jessie A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl Austin & Ally Good-Charlie A.N.T. Farm ›› She's Out of My League ('10) Jay Baruchel. E! News The Soup "Soup Awards" Kourtney and Kim Take Kourtney and Kim Take Chelsea Lat E! News Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) College Basketball College Basketball NIT Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) NFL32 (N) (Live) Around/Horn Interruption NFL Live (N) SportsCenter QB Camp 30 for 30 NFL Live '70s Show '70s Show ››› Twister ('96, Action) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton, Cary Elwes. ››› Twister ('96, Action) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton, Cary Elwes. The 700 Club The Five Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O'Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The O'Reilly Factor Best Dishes Trisha's Sou. Chopped Sweet Genius Chopped Chopped Chef Wanted- Anne Burrell Worst Cooks in America How I Met Two Men Two Men Anger ›› The Green Hornet ('11, Action) Seth Rogen, Jay Chou. Anger Archer Legit BrandX With Russell Brand PGA Tour Golf LPGA Tour Golf Kraft Nabisco Championship, First Round. From Rancho Mirage, Calif. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Valero Texas Open, First Round. Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l Selling NY Selling NY Hunters Int'l Hunters Income Property Rehab Addict Rehab Addict Hunters Hunters Int'l Hunters Hunters Int'l Swamp People Swamp People Swamp People Swamp People Swamp People Big Rig Bounty Hunters America's Book of Secrets Wife Swap Dance Moms Dance Moms Project Runway Project Runway "Finally on My Own" Preachers' Daughters Prank Mom Hardball Chris Matthews PoliticsNation Hardball Chris Matthews The Ed Show The Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word The Ed Show Pro Football Talk (N) Crossover Crossover The Grid Heads-Up Poker (Taped) Heads-Up Poker (Taped) Heads-Up Poker (Taped) Crossover Pro Ftb Talk NHL Overtime (:33) Friends SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Drake & Josh See Dad Run See Dad Run Full House Full House The Nanny The Nanny Friends House "Wilson" House "The Down Low" House "Epic Fail" House "The Tyrant" House "Instant Karma" House "Known Unknowns" House "Teamwork" (3:30) Movie Fighting ›› Walking Tall ('04, Action) The Rock, Johnny Knoxville. iMPACT Wrestling (N) Bellator MMA Live (N) (L) Friends King King Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Men at Work Big Bang Conan NY Ink "Now or Never" NY Ink "Fight or Flight" Tattoos Tattoos Casino Casino Tattoos Tattoos NY Ink Tattoos Tattoos Castle "Nikki Heat" Castle "Poof, You're Dead" NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Brooklyn Nets. (N) (Live) NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Oklahoma City Thunder. (N) (Live) Gumball Advent. Time Advent. Time Regular Show Regular Show Annoying Incred. Crew Regular Show King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Top 20 Most Shocking Cops Cops World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Upload-Shaq. Upload-Shaq. Top 20 Most Shocking M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Cosby Show Cosby Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King King NCIS "Once a Hero" NCIS "Twisted Sister" NCIS "Smoked" Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Psych A trip to the circus. Law & Order: Criminal Intent Old Christine Old Christine Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met WGN News at Nine Funniest Home Videos (4:15) Movie Daylight (:10) ››› The Bourne Supremacy ('04) Matt Damon. (9:50) ››› Gremlins 2: The New Batch (:40) Friends ››› Gremlins ('84) Zach Galligan, Phoebe Cates. Movie REAL Sports Bryant Gumbel (:45) ›› Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy ('04) Phil Spector ('13) Al Pacino, Helen Mirren. Game of Thrones Real Sex Cathouse (6:50) › Chernobyl Diaries (:15) ›› Horrible Bosses ('11, Comedy) Jason Bateman. Cleanskin ('12, Suspense) Sean Bean, Abhin Galeya. ›› Fast Five ('11, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. (4:55) Movie Legally Blonde 2 › The Three Musketeers ('11) Matthew MacFadyen. ›› The Ninth Gate ('99, Suspense) Johnny Depp, Frank Langella. Gigolos Gigolos (:10) ›› Bringing Down the House ('03) Steve Martin. ›› Sparkle ('12, Drama) Jordin Sparks, Whitney Houston. ››› Open Range ('03, Western) Robert Duvall, Kevin Costner. 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