Today's Entertainment

9:31 p.m. on WBND Y How to Live With Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life) In this bawdy new halfhour comedy, recently divorced mom Polly (Sarah Chalke, "Scrubs") moves herself and her young daughter back home to her parents' house, where she discovers her morals, priorities and parenting style clash with those of her own freewheeling mom (Elizabeth Perkins, "Weeds") and kooky stepdad (Brad Garrett, "Everybody Loves Raymond"). Wednesday movies 2:00 p.m. COM "Wedding Daze" ››› A year after accidentally scaring his fiancee to death, a young man begins dating a waitress who has quirks of her own. (2hr) 3:30 p.m. HBO "Spanglish" ››› A single mother becomes a housekeeper for a laid-back chef and his neurotic wife. (2hr15) 4:00 p.m. FX "The Fighter" ››› Having earned a WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3 C ( , T ) * S1 S2 NBC WNDU CBS WSBT CW WCWW FOX WSJV PBS WNIT + WHME _ ABC WBND SBT2 TBN WMYS 0 M A&E ∂ AMC ≤ ANPL ª BET [ CNBC W CNN O COM E CSNCH 1 CSPAN D DISC R DISN N E! 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(2hr30) 6:10 p.m. ENC "La Bamba" ››› MexicanAmerican Ritchie Valens becomes a rock 'n' roll star, then dies at 17 in a 1959 plane crash. (1hr50) 6:15 p.m. MAX "The Birdcage" ››› In Miami Beach a gay couple pre- 5:30 6 PM 6:30 NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 How I Met Your Mother Family Guy NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Pelley How I Met Your Mother American Dad 7 PM 7:30 Inside Edition Access Hollywood Wheel of Jeopardy! Fortune The Big Bang The Big Bang Theory Theory The Simpsons Family Guy 8 PM Dateline NBC American singer's skyrocketing international career ends abruptly. (2hr31) 10:00 p.m. TBN "The Passion of the Christ" ››› Condemned to die by crucifixion, Jesus of Nazareth endures the agony of his final 12 hours. (2hr30) 10:01 p.m. AMC "True Lies" ››› A Washington wife discovers her computer-salesman husband is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. (3hr1) 11:40 p.m. ENC "Silverado" ››› Old West drifters Jake, Emmett, Mal and Paden shoot it out with a crooked sheriff and clan. (2hr20) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV MOVIES NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 Rules of Engagement 30 Rock tend to be man and wife when a son's future father-in-law and family visit. (2hr) SHOW "Source Code" ››› A helicopter pilot takes part in a secret government program that enables him to assume someone's identity and experience the last few minutes of that person's life. (1hr45) 7:00 p.m. LIFE "Seventeen and Missing" ››› A woman has psychic visions after her teenage daughter disappears, following a wild party. (2hr) 9:00 p.m. LIFE "Selena" ››› A beautiful Mexican- 8:30 9 PM 9:30 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Funny Valentine" Survivor: Caramoan -- Fans vs. Criminal Minds "Restoration" Favorites Arrow "Unfinished Business" A Supernatural Kevin hears woman dies violently. Crowley's voice in his head. American Idol "Finalists Compete" The remaining finalists perform. 10 PM 10:30 Chicago Fire Casey receives an unexpected visit. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation "Sheltered" ABC57 News Seinfeld "The on CW25 Statue" News 11 PM 11:30 NewsCenter 16 at 11 WSBT News at 11 The King of Queens The Office Tonight Show w/Jay Leno Late Show W/Letterman TMZ The Office World News Rick Steves' Experience PBS NewsHour Nature A study of how plants NOVA "Ancient Computer" The Eat, Fast and Live Longer With Charlie Rose America Europe Michiana behave. world's first computer. Michael Mosley The Partridge Family Ties Star Trek: The Next Generation Hogan's IBA News From Making Healthy Choices Two-Hour Special Paid Program Joyce Meyer Paid Program Paid Program Family "Mr. Wrong" Heroes Israel ABC57 News ABC57 News at ABC57 News ABC World omg! Insider Entertainment The Middle Suburgatory Modern Family Live With Your Nashville Rayna brings her kids ABC57 News (:35) Jimmy at 5P 5:30P at 6P News Tonight Parents on tour. at 11P Kimmel Live Anderson Live Paid Program WSBT News Dr. Phil Katie News Comics Paid Program WSBT News (4:30) Movie The Final Inquiry Easter Exper. Billy Graham Crusade Behind Turning Point Prince End of Age ››› The Passion of the Christ ('04) Jim Caviezel. Funniest Home Videos Raymond Raymond Law & Order: Criminal Intent NUMB3RS "Nine Wives" NUMB3RS Serial killer. Law & Order: Criminal Intent The People's Court The First 48 The First 48 Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty (:01) ››› True Lies ('94, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger. CSI: Miami CSI: Miami "Time Bomb" CSI: Miami "All Fall Down" ›› The Transporter ('02, Action) Jason Statham, Shu Qi. To Be Announced River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters River Monsters: Unhooked North Woods Law North Woods Law River Monsters: Unhooked (4:00) Movie Dance Flick 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live Wild Out Wednesday. The Game Together Husbands 35 & Ticking ('11, Romance-Comedy) Nicole Ari Parker, Tamala Jones. Fast Money Mad Money The Kudlow Report The Car Chasers All-Star Celebrity Apprentice Treasure Detectives Mad Money The Situation Room Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360 Piers Morgan Live Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Futurama Sunny South Park Tosh.0 Colbert Rep Daily Show Chappelle's Chappelle's South Park South Park Workaholics South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep NBA Basketball SportsTalk Live (N) (Live) MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh Pirates. From PNC Park in Pittsburgh. (N) (Live) Cubs Post. SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Public Affairs Capitol Hill Hearings Amish Mafia Amish Mafia "Holy War" Amish Mafia Weed Country Weed Country Pot Cops "Buried in Weed" Weed Country A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Good-Charlie Jessie A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Let It Shine ('12) Tyler James Williams, Coco Jones. Austin & Ally Good-Charlie A.N.T. Farm Playing With Fire The E! True Hollywood Story E! News Kourtney and Kim Take Kourtney and Kim Take The Soup "Soup Awards" Chelsea Lately Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Atlanta Hawks. (N) (Live) High School Basketball McDonald's All-American Game. (N) SportsCenter NFL32 (N) (Live) Around/Horn Interruption MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) MLB Baseball: Giants at Dodgers '70s Show '70s Show ›› Alice in Wonderland ('10, Fantasy) Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska. ›› The Sorcerer's Apprentice ('10, Fantasy) Nicolas Cage, Jay Baruchel. The 700 Club The Five Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O'Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The O'Reilly Factor Best Dishes Pioneer Wo. Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant Stakeout Restaurant: Impossible (4:00) Movie The Fighter Two Men Two Men ›› The Green Hornet ('11, Action) Seth Rogen, Jay Chou. The Americans The Americans The Haney Project Golf Central Euro Tour Golf Golf Acad. On the Range (N) LPGA Tour Golf The Haney Project Golf Central Inside PGA Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Buying and Selling Buying and Selling Buying and Selling Cousins Cousins Property Brothers Hunters Hunters Int'l Property Brothers "Olivia" (:02) Vikings "Raid" Civilization Lost Previously unknown civilizations. Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars The Bible Peter denies Jesus; Judas hangs himself. Bringing Ashley Home ('11) A.J. Cook, Jennifer Morrison. ››› Seventeen and Missing ('07) Deedee Pfeiffer. ››› Selena ('97, Biography) Jennifer Lopez, Edward James Olmos. Prank Mom Hardball Chris Matthews PoliticsNation Hardball Chris Matthews The Ed Show The Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word The Ed Show Pro Football Talk (N) Crossover NHL Live (N) (Live) NHL Hockey Pittsburgh Penguins at New York Rangers. (L) NHL Live (N) Crossover Pro Ftb Talk NHL Overtime (:33) Friends SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Drake & Josh Wendell Full House Full House Full House The Nanny The Nanny Friends Best Ink "Tattoo Virgins" Best Ink "Face Off" Best Ink Pet-themed tattoos. Best Ink "The King of Ink" Best Ink Best Ink Best Ink Police Videos ›› Fighting ('09, Drama) Channing Tatum, Terrence Howard. ›› Walking Tall ('04, Action) The Rock, Johnny Knoxville. ›› Fighting ('09) Channing Tatum, Terrence Howard. Friends King King Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan Obsession Obsession Obsession Obsession Obsession Obsession Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Obsession Obsession Hoarding: Buried Alive (4:00) Movie Ocean's Eleven ›› Sherlock Holmes ('09, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law. Boston's Finest Southland Boston's Finest Advent. Time Advent. Time Gumball Gumball Gumball NinjaGo Dragons Incred. Crew King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Big Beef Paradise Buffet Paradise Fast Foods Gone Global Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Cops Cops Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Operate-Repo Operate-Repo M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Cosby Show Cosby Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Forever Young Forever Young NCIS "Family Secret" NCIS "Escaped" NCIS "Singled Out" NCIS A girl is kidnapped. NCIS "Life Before His Eyes" Psych A trip to the circus. NCIS "Short Fuse" Law & Order: Criminal Intent Old Christine Old Christine Funniest Home Videos Engagement Engagement Engagement Engagement WGN News at Nine Funniest Home Videos (4:30) Movie National Lamp. (:10) ››› La Bamba ('87) Lou Diamond Phillips. (9:50) ›› Practical Magic ('98) ›› An Unfinished Life ('05, Drama) Robert Redford. (:45) ›› Rock of Ages ('12, Musical) Julianne Hough. (:45) ›› We Bought a Zoo ('11) Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson. Movie Game of Thrones Real Time With Bill Maher (4:50) Movie Devil (:15) ››› The Birdcage ('96, Comedy) Robin Williams. (:15) › This Means War ('12, Action) Reese Witherspoon. ›› From Dusk Till Dawn ('96, Horror) Harvey Keitel. (4:30) Movie Skateland (:15) ››› Source Code ('11, Suspense) Jake Gyllenhaal. Shameless 60 Minutes Sports (N) Californicat. House of Lies 60 Minutes Sports (:15) ›› Touchback ('11, Drama) Brian Presley, Kurt Russell. (:20) ›› Christmas With the Kranks ('04) (10:50) ›› Scary Movie 3 ›› Men in Black 3 ('12) Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones. April 1-7, 2013 • The Goshen News • Viewer's Choice 7

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