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What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
What has ears but cannot hear?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Why did the student eat his homework?
How does the moon cut his hair?
A dino-snore!
A rocket chip!
Because she was stuffed.
A cornfield.
Between us,
something smells!
JOKES AND JOKES
AND JOKES!
Because the teacher told him
it was a piece of cake!
Eclipse it.
