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8 p.m. on WBND Y Dancing With the Stars Two country singers, two Olympians, two funnymen, a soap star and a Disney darling are among the stars vying in the dance competition's 16th season. The full roster: Wynonna Judd, Kellie Pickler, Andy Dick, D.L. Hughley, Dorothy Hamill, Lisa Vanderpump ("The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"), boxer Victor Ortiz, gymnast Alexandra Raisman, NFL star Jacoby Jones, Zendaya Coleman ("Shake It Up!") and Ingo Rademacher ("General Hospital"). Monday movies 12:15 p.m. HBO "Napoleon Dynamite" ››› A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student. (1hr45) 1:45 p.m. ENC "The River Wild" ››› Strangers threaten a former river guide, her husband and their son on a white-water rafting trip in the West. (2hr) 2:30 p.m. MAX "The Terminator" ››› A cyborg from the future arrives in 20th- MONDAY, MARCH 18 C ( , T ) * S1 S2 NBC WNDU CBS WSBT CW WCWW FOX WSJV PBS WNIT + WHME _ ABC WBND SBT2 TBN WMYS 0 M A&E ∂ AMC ≤ ANPL ª BET [ CNBC W CNN O COM E CSNCH 1 CSPAN D DISC R DISN N E! B ESPN C ESPN2 æ FAM V FNC ∞ FOOD P FX ≥ GOLF (131) HALL I HGTV H HIST F LIFE Z MSNBC ¥ NBCSN ? NICK L OXY Q SPIKE 6 TBS J TLC T TNT @ TOON Ø TRAV ± TRUTV > TVLAND S USA 3 WGN-A (517) (550) (562) (575) (533) ENC HBO MAX SHOW STARZ 16 22 25 28 34 34 46 57 57 30 260 372 118 130 184 124 208 200 107 210 182 172 114 140 144 180 205 110 137 401 185 112 120 108 209 151 170 127 168 139 183 138 176 215 204 106 105 239 265 254 282 329 355 202 249 665 350 278 290 236 206 209 311 360 231 248 605 312 229 269 252 356 608 299 612 262 247 280 245 296 277 246 301 242 307 340 300 310 318 350 526 501 512 537 520 7:00 p.m. AMC "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" ››› Now divided, members of a fellowship take different paths to destroy the ring and defeat evil Sauron and his pawns. (4hr) 8:00 p.m. ENC "Kill Bill: Vol. 1" ››› Awaking from a coma, an assassin seeks vengeance against her former boss and his ruthless gang. (1hr55) FX "Megamind" ››› Animated. An evil genius must create a powerful new opponent after defeating his heroic nemesis leaves him without purpose. (2hr) 5 PM 5:30 6 PM 6:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 Rules of Engagement 30 Rock NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 How I Met Your Mother Family Guy NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Pelley How I Met Your Mother American Dad 7 PM 7:30 Inside Edition Access Hollywood Wheel of Jeopardy! Fortune The Big Bang The Big Bang Theory Theory The Simpsons Family Guy 8 PM 10:00 p.m. FX "Megamind" ››› Animated. An evil genius must create a powerful new opponent after defeating his heroic nemesis leaves him without purpose. (2hr) 11:00 p.m. AMC "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" ››› Now divided, members of a fellowship take different paths to destroy the ring and defeat evil Sauron and his pawns. (4hr) 11:50 p.m. ENC "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" ››› A disgraced journalist and an investigator for a security firm probe a 40year-old murder. (2hr40) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV MOVIES NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News 22 at 5 Rules of 25 Engagement Two and a Half 28 Men Wild Kratts 16 century Los Angeles to kill the woman who will give birth to mankind's postapocalyptic savior. (1hr45) 3:00 p.m. AMC "Braveheart" ››› Enraged by the killing of his wife, Scotsman William Wallace leads a revolt against the tyrannical English king in the 13th century. (4hr) 5:10 p.m. STARZ "The Muppets" ››› Kermit, Miss Piggy and the other Muppets join forces with their fans to raise $10 million to save Muppet Studios from a greedy Texan who wants to raze the building and drill for oil. (1hr55) 8:30 9 PM 9:30 The Biggest Loser "Live Finale" The winner is announced. 10 PM 10:30 (:01) Deception Vivian's killer is 11 PM 11:30 NewsCenter 16 Tonight Show revealed. at 11 w/Jay Leno How I Met Your Rules of 2 Broke Girls Mike & Molly Hawaii Five-0 "Na Ki'i" Catherine WSBT News Late Show Mother Engagement goes under cover. at 11 W/Letterman The Carrie Diaries Dorrit looks Hart of Dixie Tansy's dog goes ABC57 News Seinfeld "The The King of TMZ for a gift for Carrie. missing. on CW25 Doodle" Queens Bones Investigating a former The Following Joe demands News The Office The Office Marine's death. information from Ryan. "Inner Circle" "Gossip" World News Rick Steves' Experience PBS NewsHour Antiques Roadshow "Spokane, Market Warriors "Antiquing in American Masters Author Charlie Rose America Europe Michiana WA" Walnut, IA" Margaret Mitchell. The Partridge Family Ties Star Trek: The Next Generation Hogan's IBA News From Lester Sumrall Paid Program The Harvest Show News and Hart to Heart Joyce Meyer SEC Tournament Preview Family Heroes Israel music. Ministries (:01) Castle A DVD appears to ABC57 News (:35) Jimmy ABC57 News ABC57 News at ABC57 News ABC World omg! Insider Entertainment Dancing With the Stars at 5P 5:30P at 6P News Tonight kill its viewers. at 11P Kimmel Live Anderson Live Paid Program WSBT News Dr. Phil Katie News Comics Paid Program WSBT News Praise the Lord Max Lucado Potters Behind Living Edge Franklin J. Duplantis Praise the Lord Funniest Home Videos Raymond Raymond Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: Criminal Intent The People's Court (10:55) Bates Motel Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Bates Motel (3:00) Movie Braveheart ››› The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers ('02, Fantasy) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Liv Tyler. Lord of the Rings Gator Boys: Xtra Bites Tanked: Unfiltered Gator Boys "Deathgrip" Mud Lovin' Rednecks Catfishin' Kings Catfishin' Kings River Monsters: Unhooked (4:00) Movie Caught Up 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live "Top 10 Countdown" ›› Beauty Shop ('05) Queen Latifah, Alicia Silverstone. › Friday After Next ('02, Comedy) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. Fast Money Mad Money The Kudlow Report 60 Minutes on CNBC Treasure Detectives The Car Chasers Mad Money The Situation Room Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360 Piers Morgan Live Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront (:26) Tosh.0 Futurama Sunny Sunny Colbert Rep Daily Show Futurama Futurama South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep Gas Money Gas Money Gas Money Chicago Tribune Live (N) SportsNet SportsNet Blackhawks NHL Hockey Chicago Blackhawks at Colorado Avalanche. (N) (Live) Blackhawks Public Affairs Politics & Public Policy Today Extreme Smuggling Shipwreck Men Shipwreck Men Extreme Smuggling Shipwreck Men Bering Sea Gold Shipwreck Men Dog Dog Good-Charlie Jessie Shake It Up! Austin & Ally Wizards Return: Alex Jessie A.N.T. Farm Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Jessie Good-Charlie Kourtney and Kim Take Playing With Fire E! News Studio E! Chasing The Kourtney and Kim Take Burning Love After Lately Chelsea Lat E! News Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) Women's Selection NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Boston Celtics. From TD Garden in Boston. NBA Basketball: Knicks at Jazz NFL32 (N) (Live) Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) ESPN Tournament Challenge (Live) Numbers SportsNation SportsCenter (N) (Live) Secret-Teen Secret-Teen Secret-Teen Secret-Teen ›› You Again ('10) Kristen Bell, Jamie Lee Curtis. The 700 Club The Five Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O'Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The O'Reilly Factor Best Dishes Pioneer Wo. Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive (3:00) Movie Twilight: Moon How I Met How I Met Two Men Two Men ››› Megamind ('10) Voices of Will Ferrell, Brad Pitt. ››› Megamind ('10) Voices of Will Ferrell, Brad Pitt. PGA Tour Golf Golf Central (N) (Live) The Golf Fix (N) The Haney Project The Haney Project (N) Feherty Jack Welch. (N) Golf Central Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch NUMB3RS "Atomic No. 33" NUMB3RS Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Curb Appeal Curb Appeal Curb Appeal Curb Appeal Love It or List It Love It or List It Love It or List It Hunters Hunters Int'l Love It or List It, Too (:02) American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers (4:00) The Bible (:01) The Client List The Bible Joshua conquers Jericho. The Bible The Jews are enslaved in Babylon. Preachers' Daughters Hardball Chris Matthews PoliticsNation Hardball Chris Matthews The Ed Show The Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word The Ed Show Pro Football Talk (N) Crossover NHL Live (N) (Live) NHL Hockey Philadelphia Flyers at Tampa Bay Lightning. (Live) NHL Live (N) Crossover Pro Ftb Talk NHL Overtime (:33) Friends SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Drake & Josh Full House Full House Full House Full House The Nanny The Nanny Friends Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Snapped "Kristi Lunbery" Snapped "Shannon Baugus" Snapped: Killer Couples Law & Order: Criminal Intent (:42) ›› The Transporter 2 ('05, Action) Jason Statham, Amber Valletta. (:45) › Crank: High Voltage ('09, Action) Movie ›› Transporter 3 ('08, Action) Jason Statham, Natalya Rudakova. Friends King King Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Conan Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Gypsy Sisters: Extra Bling Gypsy Sisters: Extra Bling Gypsy Sisters: Extra Bling Gypsy Sisters: Extra Bling (:01) Dallas "Ewings Unite!" Castle Castle "The Double Down" Castle "Inventing the Girl" Castle "Deep in Death" Dallas "Ewings Unite!" Monday Mornings Gumball Regular Show Regular Show Regular Show Regular Show Advent. Time Regular Show MAD King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Hotel Impossible Bizarre Foods/Zimmern World's Dumbest... Cops Cops Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Worked Worked (:12) The Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Cleveland Cleveland King King (:05) NCIS: Los Angeles NCIS "Faith" NCIS "Ignition" NCIS "Flesh and Blood" WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (L) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Old Christine Old Christine Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos WGN News at Nine Funniest Home Videos (:45) ›› Heartbreak Ridge ('86, War) Clint Eastwood, Marsha Mason. (9:55) ›› The Specialist ('94, Action) Sylvester Stallone. Movie ››› Kill Bill: Vol. 1 ('03, Action) Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu. Movie ›› Cowboys & Aliens ('11) Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford. Fight Game Real Time With Bill Maher American Winter ('13, Documentary) Fight Game Cornered Boxing (4:15) Movie New Year's Eve (:15) ›› The Hangover Part II ('11) Bradley Cooper. (:40) Banshee ›› Road House ('89, Action) Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch. ›› Alien vs. Predator ('04) Sanaa Lathan. (3:30) Movie Scarlet Let. (5:50) ›› Captain Corelli's Mandolin ('01) Nicolas Cage. Homeland "Two Hats" Californicat. House of Lies Shameless Comedy House of Lies (:10) ››› The Muppets ('11) Jason Segel, Amy Adams. (:05) ›› Colombiana ('11) Zoe Saldana, Jordi Mollà. Spartacus: War Spartacus: War › That's My Boy ('12) March 18-24, 2013 • The Goshen News • Viewer's Choice 5

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