Today's Entertainment

Friday movies 2:30 p.m. OXY "The First Wives Club" ››› Three 50-ish college friends plot revenge after their husbands dump them for younger women. (2hr) 2:45 p.m. MAX "Anywhere but Here" ››› The relationship between a teen and her mother evolves when they move from a small Midwest town to Los Angeles. (1hr55) 3:20 p.m. STARZ "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl" ››› A swashbuckler must rescue a governor's daughter from a pirate and his mates, who turn into skeletons by moonlight. (2hr30) 4:20 p.m. ENC "Curly Sue" ››› A con man targets a corporate lawyer and steals her heart with his adorable adopted daughter. (1hr45) 4:30 p.m. OXY "The Princess Bride" ››› A storybook stableboy turns pirate and rescues his beloved, who is about to marry a dreadful prince. (2hr) SHOW "The King's Speech" ››› An extraordinary friendship forms between England's King George VI and the Australian actor/speech therapist who helps him overcome a stammer. (2hr) 5:00 p.m. AMC "Enter the Dragon" ››› A secret agent comes to an opium lord's island fortress with other fighters for a martialarts tournament. (2hr30) 5:30 p.m. SPIKE "The Green Mile" ››› In 1935 a head prison guard realizes a man on death row may be innocent and have a supernatural ability to heal others. (4hr30) FRIDAY, MARCH 15 C ( , T ) * S1 S2 NBC WNDU CBS WSBT CW WCWW FOX WSJV PBS WNIT + WHME _ ABC WBND SBT2 TBN WMYS 0 M A&E ∂ AMC ≤ ANPL ª BET [ CNBC W CNN O COM E CSNCH 1 CSPAN D DISC R DISN N E! B ESPN C ESPN2 æ FAM V FNC ∞ FOOD P FX ≥ GOLF (131) HALL I HGTV H HIST F LIFE Z MSNBC ¥ NBCSN ? NICK L OXY Q SPIKE 6 TBS J TLC T TNT @ TOON Ø TRAV ± TRUTV > TVLAND S USA 3 WGN-A (517) (550) (562) (575) (533) ENC HBO MAX SHOW STARZ 16 22 25 28 34 34 46 57 57 30 260 372 118 130 184 124 208 200 107 5 PM 210 182 172 114 140 144 180 205 110 137 401 185 112 120 108 209 151 170 127 168 139 183 138 176 215 204 106 105 239 265 254 282 329 355 202 249 665 350 278 290 236 206 209 311 360 231 248 605 312 229 269 252 356 608 299 612 262 247 280 245 296 277 246 301 242 307 340 300 310 318 350 526 501 512 537 520 5:30 6 PM 6:30 NewsCenter 16 at 5:30 WSBT News at 5:30 Rules of Engagement 30 Rock NewsCenter 16 at 6 WSBT News at 6 How I Met Your Mother Family Guy NBC Nightly News CBS Evening News/Pelley How I Met Your Mother American Dad 7 PM 7:30 Inside Edition Access Hollywood Wheel of Jeopardy! Fortune The Big Bang The Big Bang Theory Theory The Simpsons Family Guy "Stew-Roids" PBS NewsHour 8 PM 8:10 p.m. MAX "The Terminator" ››› A cyborg from the future arrives in 20thcentury Los Angeles to kill the woman who will give birth to mankind's postapocalyptic savior. (1hr50) 8:30 p.m. TBS "Hitch" ››› A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress. (2hr30) 10:00 p.m. FX "Superbad" ››› Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high-school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party. (2hr30) SPIKE "Independence Day" ››› A fighter pilot, a computer whiz and others fight back after 15-milewide alien ships zap Earth's major cities. (3hr) TNT "The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines" ››› An adventurer and a brilliant archaeologist use a map to search for the fabled mines of King Solomon. (2hr) 11:10 p.m. ENC "Dazed and Confused" ››› Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas. (1hr50) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV MOVIES NewsCenter 16 at 5 WSBT News 22 at 5 Rules of 25 Engagement Two and a Half 28 Men Wild Kratts 16 6:30 p.m. SHOW "The Help" ››› Determined to become a writer, a 1960s Mississippi society girl turns her small town on its ear by interviewing black women who work for prominent white families. (2hr30) 6:45 p.m. HBO "Napoleon Dynamite" ››› A gawky teenager from an odd family helps his new friend run for class president against a popular student. (1hr45) 7:30 p.m. FX "Superbad" ››› Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high-school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party. (2hr30) 8:30 Fashion Star The designers present sexy pieces. Undercover Boss "ADT" 9 PM 9:30 Grimm Juliette questions her mental state. Golden Boy "Role Models" Clark threatens Arroyo. Nikita Amanda offers to Cult A woman claims her exchange Alex for Ari. husband went missing. Kitchen Nightmares Yanni's Touch "Ghosts" Jake and Martin Greek restaurant in Seattle. visit Breakwire. Country Pop Legends (My Music) Country and pop charts. 10 PM 10:30 Rock Center With Brian Williams Blue Bloods "No Regrets" ABC57 News on CW25 News Seinfeld "The Beard" 11 PM 11:30 NewsCenter 16 at 11 WSBT News at 11 The King of Queens The Office Tonight Show w/Jay Leno Late Show W/Letterman TMZ The Office World News Economic Experience Muddy Waters & the Rolling Stones Live The ADD and America Outlook Michiana Rolling Stones visit club. Mastering It! The Partridge Family Ties Star Trek: The Next Generation Hogan's IBA News From Lester Sumrall The Harvest Show News and Full Circle Joyce Meyer Partners in Paid Program Family Heroes Israel music. Faith Prayer (:31) Malibu ABC57 News ABC57 News at ABC57 News ABC World omg! Insider Entertainment Last Man Shark Tank A posture correction (:01) 20/20 ABC57 News (:35) Jimmy at 5P 5:30P at 6P News Tonight Standing Country device. at 11P Kimmel Live Anderson Live Paid Program WSBT News Dr. Phil Katie News Comics Paid Program WSBT News Praise the Lord Sid Roth - It's Potters Behind Hal Lindsey The Harvest Perry Stone Praise the Lord Funniest Home Videos Raymond Raymond Law & Order: Criminal Intent Monk Monk Law & Order: Criminal Intent The People's Court Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty ››› Enter the Dragon (73) Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Jim Kelly. ›› The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen ('03) Sean Connery. The Walking Dead Comic Men Freakshow Tanked: Unfiltered Tanked: Unfiltered Tanked Tanked Neil Patrick Harris. Tanked: Unfiltered Tanked: Unfiltered Tanked: Unfiltered (3:30) Movie Dysfuncti 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live Freestyle Friday. Centric's Comedy All-Stars Nine of today's hottest comics. ›› Soul Plane ('04, Comedy) Kevin Hart, Tom Arnold. Option Action Money in Mad Money The Kudlow Report Treasure Detectives The Car Chasers American Greed Mad Money (4:00) The Situation Room Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360 Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront (:26) Tosh.0 (7:57) Tosh.0 (:28) Tosh.0 Futurama Sunny South Park Colbert Rep Daily Show Workaholics (:29) Tosh.0 (9:59) ›› Dinner for Schmucks ('10) Steve Carell. NHL Hockey: Blackhawks at Blue Jackets Chicago Tribune Live (N) SportsNet College Baseball Kentucky at Florida. (N Same-day Tape) SportsNet SportsNet (2:00) Politics & Public Policy Today Politics & Public Policy Today Politics & Public Policy Today Bering Sea Gold Bering Sea Gold Yukon Men Yukon Men Yukon Men Bering Sea Gold Yukon Men Wizards Wizards Wizards Wizards Wizards of Waverly Place Wizards Return: Alex Gravity Falls Dog Jessie Good-Charlie A.N.T. Farm Jessie Burning Love Burning Love E! Special The Soup E! News After Lately After Lately Fashion Police Fashion Police Chelsea Lat E! News Around/Horn Interruption SportsCenter (N) (Live) College Basketball College Basketball Big East Tournament, Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. Basketball ATP Tennis SportsNation College Basketball College Basketball ACC Tournament, Fourth Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (N) ATP Tennis '70s Show '70s Show Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos The 700 Club The Five Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O'Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The O'Reilly Factor Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Restaurant: Impossible Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Two Men How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met ››› Superbad ('07, Comedy) Jonah Hill, Michael Cera. ››› Superbad ('07, Comedy) Jonah Hill, Michael Cera. PGA Tour Golf Golf Central LPGA Tour Golf PGA Tour Golf Champions: Toshiba Classic, First Round. PGA Tour Golf Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Brady Bunch Return to Nim's Island ('13) Bindi Irwin, Toby Wallace. Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Selling LA Selling LA Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l Dream Home Spontaneous I Brake for Yard Sales Flea Market Flea Market Hunters Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l Hunters Int'l MonsterQuest American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers Love- 1880's Love- 1880's (:01) Army Wives Hoarders Hoarders Hoarders Hoarders Hoarders Hoarders Hardball Chris Matthews PoliticsNation Hardball Chris Matthews The Ed Show The Rachel Maddow Show MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Pro Football Talk (N) Crossover Crossover College Hockey Hockey East Tournament, Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (N) Heads-Up Poker (Taped) Crossover Pro Ftb Talk NHL Overtime (:33) Friends SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Teenage Mut. Figure It Out iCarly iCarly Full House Full House The Nanny The Nanny Friends (4:30) Movie The Princess Bride ›› A Cinderella Story ('04) Hilary Duff, Jennifer Coolidge. ›› Cruel Intentions ('99, Drama) Sarah Michelle Gellar. ›› Sweet Home Alabama ('02) Gangland ››› The Green Mile ('99, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse. A guard thinks an inmate has a supernatural power to heal. ››› Independence Day ('96) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. Friends King King Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy ››› Hitch ('05, Romance-Comedy) Will Smith, Eva Mendes. There Yet? There Yet? Four Weddings Four Weddings Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Four Weddings Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Borrowed Borrowed Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL The Mentalist The Mentalist "Redacted" The Mentalist ›› The Librarian: Quest for the Spear ('04) Noah Wyle. ››› The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines Gumball Advent. Time Advent. Time Regular Show Regular Show Regular Show Cartoon Planet King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures The Dead Files The Dead Files Top 20 Most Shocking Cops Cops Wipeout Wipeout Wipeout Guinness World Records Top 20 Most Shocking (:16) M*A*S*H Cosby Show Andy Griffith (:38) M*A*S*H Cosby Show Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King King Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU CSI: Crime Scene MLB Baseball Old Christine Old Christine Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met News at Nine NBA Basketball: Bulls at Warriors (4:20) Movie Curly Sue (:05) › McHale's Navy ('97) Tom Arnold, Tim Curry. (:35) › Billy Madison ('95) Adam Sandler. (:10) Dazed and Confused ›› Bad Teacher ('11) Cameron Diaz. (:45) ››› Napoleon Dynamite ('04, Comedy) Jon Heder. ›› One Day ('11) Anne Hathaway. ›› Project X ('12) Thomas Mann. Real Time With Bill Maher Real Time With Bill Maher (4:40) Movie El Gringo (:20) ›› Contraband ('12) Mark Wahlberg. (:10) ››› The Terminator ('84) Arnold Schwarzenegger. Banshee Banshee (4:30) Movie The King's Speech ››› The Help ('11, Drama) Viola Davis, Emma Stone. The World According to Dick Cheney The World-Dick Cheney (3:20) Movie Pirates-Carib. (5:50) ›› 30 Minutes or Less ('11) (:20) ›› Underworld: Awakening ('12) Spartacus: War Spartacus: War Spartacus: War March 11-17, 2013 • The Goshen News • Viewer's Choice 11

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