Today's Entertainment

Thursday movies 12:00 p.m. AMC "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome" ››› Aunty Entity will return Mad Max's camels if he will fight the giant Blaster in a barbaric caged arena. (2hr30) 1:20 p.m. ENC "National Lampoon's Animal House" ››› Bluto, Otter and the rowdy Deltas make fools of the dean and the square Omegas at 1962 Faber College. (1hr50) 1:30 p.m. SHOW "Ransom" ››› A selfmade millionaire stuns his wife and the FBI with a televised threat to his son's kidnappers. (2hr15) 2:30 p.m. AMC "Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior" ››› Loner lawman Mad Max fights barbarian bikers for gasoline in the wasteland of the future. (2hr) 4:00 p.m. STARZ "The Ides of March" ››› A campaign press secretary becomes involved in a political scandal that threatens to smash his candidate's bid for the presidency. (1hr45) 4:30 p.m. AMC "Mad Max" ››› In an Australia of the not-too-distant future, a police officer strikes back against motorized menaces to what is left of society after a nuclear holocaust. (2hr) 6:05 p.m. MAX "The Blues Brothers" ››› Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues, brothers on a mission from God, bomb around Chicago in an old police car, reuniting their hot band. (2hr15) THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14 C ( , T ) * S1 S2 NBC WNDU CBS WSBT CW WCWW FOX WSJV PBS WNIT + WHME _ ABC WBND SBT2 TBN WMYS 0 M A&E ∂ AMC ≤ ANPL ª BET [ CNBC W CNN O COM E CSNCH 1 CSPAN D DISC R DISN N E! B ESPN C ESPN2 æ FAM V FNC ∞ FOOD P FX ≥ GOLF (131) HALL I HGTV H HIST F LIFE Z MSNBC ¥ NBCSN ? 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(2hr30) 7:30 p.m. SHOW "The Rock" ››› A scientist and a British spy who once escaped from Alcatraz are sent to the former island prison to stop a 6 PM 6:30 7 PM 7:30 8 PM Ben Burtt, Elissa Knight. Animated. After years of tidying up an Earth devoid of humanity, a robot janitor meets a mechanical scout and chases her across the galaxy. (1hr45) ENC "Gremlins" ››› An inventor gives his son an odd little creature which multiplies into monsters which wreck the town. (1hr50) 11:20 p.m. ENC "Blue Steel" ››› A police rookie loses her badge, gains a boyfriend and hunts a killer who uses a.44-caliber Magnum. (1hr50) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV MOVIES 5:30 disgruntled war hero from obliterating San Francisco with chemical warheads. (2hr30) STARZ "Finding Nemo" ››› Animated. A clown fish embarks on a journey to find his son after losing him in the Great Barrier Reef. (1hr45) 7:45 p.m. HBO "The FiveYear Engagement" ››› Career plans and other obstacles stand in the way of two lovers who run into trouble each time they try to set a wedding date. (2hr15) 8:00 p.m. DISN "WALLE" ›››› Voices of 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 (:31) 1600 Penn (:01) Do No Harm Jason makes NewsCenter 16 Tonight Show NewsCenter NewsCenter 16 NewsCenter NBC Nightly Access Hol- Inside Edition Community Parks and The Office 16 at 5 at 5:30 16 at 6 News lywood Recreation "Moving On" a deal with Ian. at 11 w/Jay Leno WSBT News WSBT News WSBT News CBS Evening Wheel of Jeopardy! 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(:20) Anchorman: Legend of Ron ›› Resident Evil: Apocalypse ('04) Life on Top Movie ›› Red ('10, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. ››› The Rock ('96, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris. Melanie Comarcho: Hello! Gigolos Gigolos (:45) ›› Duplex ('03, Comedy) Ben Stiller. (:15) ›› The Vow ('12, Romance) Rachel McAdams. Movie Starz Studios ››› Finding Nemo ('03), Ellen DeGeneres Spartacus: War The Goshen News • Viewer's Choice • Monday, February 11, 2013-Sunday, February 17, 2013

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