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Brainerd Dispatch • May 22 - 28, 2016 •3 ACROSS 1 Bric-a-__ 5 Isinglass 9 "Alice" diner operator 12 Caramel candy brand 13 Island setting of "Magnum, P.I." 14 Dernier __ (Latest fashion) 15 Count Basie song: "__ _'Clock Jump" 16 Waves, in Spain 17 Soap opera actor Mr. Shriner 18 National Geographic Channel show, "__ Tuna" 20 Guitar's one-of-six 22 "Poison __" by The Coasters 23 Demeanor 24 Flood-stopping embankment 27 "The __" ('90s comedy starring Fran Drescher) 30 Mr. Knievel (Daredevil, b.1938 - d.2007) 31 Ear part 32 __ _ soul (Nobody) 34 "__ the Barbarian" (1982) starring Arnold Schwarzenegger 35 __ cloud, as per Astronomy 37 Sci-Fi role for Harrison in 1977 38 Kris __ (Matriarch of E!'s "Keeping Up with the Kardashians") 40 Legendary aviator Ms. Earhart 44 Mr. Geller of spoon- bending 45 Jack __ (Host of classic game show "Concen- tration" in the 1970s) 47 Shania Twain's "I ___ No Quitter" 48 Mints brand, __ tac 49 Hurt 50 "The __-Motion": 1962 chart-topper for 25 Down 51 Tasman __ 52 Priory of __, a per "The Da Vinci Code" (2006) 53 Ginger cookie DOWN 1 Makeup artist's arch 2 'Rice-A-__, The San Francisco Treat!' 3 Sir Guinness 4 Taraji P. Henson's character on FOX's "Empire": 2 wds. 5 The __ Theater (Texas venue where the show at 8 Down gets taped live in front of an audience) 6 Suffix with 'Tutor' 7 Gorge 8 Music concert series on PBS, "__ City Limits" 9 Kate __ (Current cast member on "Saturday Night Live" known for her impression of Hillary Clinton) 10 Ireland, to a poet 11 "Ally McBeal" character 19 "All About __" (1950) 21 ABC sitcom about a Catholic family in Chicago, "The __ __" 24 Judge on "Dancing With the Stars" 25 Little __ (Singer of 50 Across) 26 Betty's friend in Archie Comics 28 Los Angeles Lakers org. 29 Hankering 33 Sporty venues for concerts 34 Hollywood actress Ms. Diaz, to pals 36 Ms. Bingham of "Baywatch" 37 __ Audel (Biologist/ Natural history guide who hosts "Primal Survivor" on National Geographic Channel) 38 Protrudes, as a cliff 39 Cleveland's lake 41 "The __ King" (1994) 42 Peruvian empire 43 Perched on 46 Pi's follower in the Greek alphabet Solution on page 10 Conan Over the weekend, Beyoncé released an album which implies that Jay-Z cheated on her. The most damning evidence is the first track, "Jay-Z Cheated on Me." Jimmy Kimmel Live John Kasich may be "mathematically dead," but he doesn't seem to know it. He was on "Face The Nation" yesterday, where the reality of being beaten by a reality show host still doesn't seem to have set in. He's looking for a running mate. He might as well aim high. Like Abe Lincoln. Or Frosty the Snowman. Late Laughs Crossword television Brainerd 200 South 6th Street | (218) 829-0371 mmfcu.org Explore your insurance options for auto, home, life and more . . . Ask for independent agents, Steve Isackson or Barb Dalton, for a free policy review or no-obligation policy quote at (218) 828-1118. Your future, your piece of mind. 001288424r1 001414302r1 Intersection Hwy 371N & CR 77 www.dondelingerauto.com 218-829-4787 • 800-642-1566 Mon. - Fri. 7am - 6pm • Sat. 7am - 1pm C H E V R O L E T • C A D I L L A C FREE Shuttle Rides, Coffee, Doughnuts, & Popcorn! Coupon • Complimentary Car Wash Must Present Coupon Register to win a FREE dinner for two Coupon Ladies Day Ladies Day Ladies Day Ladies Day Ladies Day Tuesdays Register to win a 1/2 hour massage at Register to Register to $ 5. 00 OFF Oil Change Senior Day Senior Day Senior Day Senior Day Senior Day Wednesdays $ 5. 00 OFF Oil Change • Complimentary Car Wash Must Present Coupon S E A M L E S S Experience the Advantage (218) 270-2663 | AdvantageSeamlessGutters.com 001412485r1 15670 Edgewood Drive, Baxter (218) 828-4024 Book online at: www.PearleVision.com 001257319r1 Service Drug "Locally Owned and Operated" 218 West Washington 829-3664 (Tyrol Hills Shopping Center) Off $ 2 00 SAFE for Diabetics, High Blood Pressure and the Entire Family Pharmacist Recommended Bronchial Soothe Cough Syrup Provide natural support for optimal lung & bronchial passageway health Off er ends May 31, 2016. Visit our Website: www.onepharmacistadvice.com

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