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5 The Daily Star, Oneonta, N.Y., Friday, April 29, 2016 By Andrew Warren TV Media Dreadfully delightful: Showtime's hit horror drama is back for a third season, and it's conjuring up some spooky new bodies to join its ranks. "Penny Dreadful," the Showtime series inspired by characters from 19th-century British and Irish stories, returns for a third sea- son Sunday, May 1, on the ca- bler. Last season closed out with Ethan (Josh Hartnett, "Pearl Harbor," 2001) heading back to the United States after commit- ting some very unsavory crimes, and preparing himself to face his father's anger. View- ers will get to see that father — who is likely to be none too pleased by his son's ac- tions — this season, played by veteran actor Brian Cox ("Braveheart," 1995) in a guest-starring role. Also joining the cast are Jes- sica Barden ("Coronation Street") as a charming young assis- tant, Christian Camargo ("Dex- ter") as a friendly zoologist, Wes Studi ("Avatar," 2009) as Ethan's new pal, and Samuel Barnett ("Jupiter Ascending," 2015) as a helpful new secre- tary. "Penny Dreadful's" original stars are all returning, too. Fel- low former James Bond veter- ans Timothy Dalton ("Licence to Kill," 1989) and Eva Green ("Casino Royale," 2006) are back as Sir Malcolm Murray and Vanessa Ives, respectively, as is Billie Piper ("Doctor Who") as the monstrous Lily Frankenstein. Set in the late 1800s, "Penny Dreadful" brings together some of the characters made famous in the fiction of the era. It's a fun and frightening su- pernatural romp that spans the globe and includes characters such as Van Helsing (David Warner, "Titanic," 1997) and Dr. Victor Franken- stein (Harry Treadaway, "City of Em- ber," 2008). AMUSING BELLY LAUGH BLOOPERS CAMP CARTOONS CELEBRITY ROAST CHEERY CLOWNS COMEDY CLUBS COMICS DROLL ENJOY FUNNY GAGS GLAD GLEE GRINS GUFFAWS HAHAHA HAPPY HIGH SPIRITS HUMOR JESTER JOKING JOVIAL tvsearch From the list, find each word and circle its letters in the puzzle above to reveal the message relating to this week's theme. Hilarity starsonscreen JOYOUS MIRTH PARODY PUNCHLINE REVELRY SATIRE SITCOMS SMILE SPOOFS STAND-UP WHIMSY WITTY Conan Ted Cruz said that a "white knight" is not going to parachute into the Republican convention and walk away with the nomination. To which the GOP responded: "You had us at 'white.'" Greece has put into place its new plan of deporting unwanted migrants. The plan was the brainchild of new Greek minister "Adonis Trumpadopolous." The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon Tomorrow, of course, is the Wisconsin presidential primary, which could actually be pivotal for the Republican race for president. While Milwaukee has already played a major role by making all the beer that's helped us through it. Over the weekend, Donald Trump told the Washington Post he'll be able to get the United States completely out of debt in eight years. When asked how, Trump was like: "Easy, declare bankruptcy and start fresh. I've done it, like, five times, it's amazing." The Late Show With Stephen Colbert Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy wants to reduce Spain's three- hour siesta to one hour. They're just going to have a lunch break like everybody else. Instead of going home for their late laughs Eastern Travel 3 x 5 Edward Jones 2 x 2 nap, they'd sleep at their desk like the rest of us. The Late Late Show with James Corden Meanwhile, in the world of baseball, Washington National Bryce Harper received some flak for wearing a hat that says "Make baseball fun again" on opening day. The hat is a take on Donald Trump's "Make America Great Again," and what better way to make baseball fun again than by reminding all of your Latino teammates about how Donald Trump wants to deport them. Wes Studi as seen in "Penny Dreadful" 3.5" x 2.5" | Maximum Font Size: 30 pt Unsure whether you can retire? Let's talk. Jody L DiStefano Financial Advisor . 762 State Highway 28 Suite 2 Oneonta, NY 13820 607-432-1510 www.edwardjones.com Member SIPC

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