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SATURDAY DAYTIME MARCH 17, 2012 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA WordGirl (S) (EI) KDLH KSTP Cyber- chase 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) Rogers Arthur (S) (EI) CBS This Morning (N) (S) (CC) Good Morning America (N) (CC) KCCO CBS This Morning (N) (S) (CC) WDSE (Off Air) Mister Curious George KAWE Business Lakeland Caillou KMSP Paid KARE KVRR Program Hom- eowner Today (N) (S) (CC) (Off Air) Paid Program WUCW Paid WFTC Paid KPXM Paid Program Program Program CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) (TRUTV) (TVLAND) (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) Sell This House! The Rifl eman Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Sell This House! The Rifl eman Pets.TV (CC) Cubix: Robots Adven- tures Paid Program The Rifl eman Aqua Kids Cubix: Robots Wild Animals Paid Program Flip This House "A Well of a Tale" The Rifl eman Viking Wilderness Hand Fishin' "Nature" Dinosaur Train Curious George Wild Kratts Victory Garden Doodle- bops (EI) Home- time Doodle- bops (EI) 5 Eyewitness News AM (N) (S) WCCO 4 News Saturday Morning Thomas/ Friends Thomas/ Friends Bob the Builder Bob the Builder Fox 9 Morning News: Saturday (N) Passprt to Expl Sonic X (CC) Swap TV (EI) Paid Program The Rifl eman BETA Records Sonic X (CC) Holly- wood Paid Program Flip This House (CC) Dogs 101 (CC) "Crazy/Beautiful" › "Crossroads" (2002) Anson Mount Gupta CNN Saturday Morning E! Special Sewing With Nancy: Art Busy- town Jack Hanna Doodle- bops (EI) Signing Time! (S) Animal Rescue Paid Program Yu-Gi- Oh! Zex Paid Program Busy- town Ocean Mys. Doodle- bops (EI) Angelina Biz Kid$ (CC) WHAD- DYADO KARE 11 News Saturday (N) (CC) Paid Program Yu-Gi- Oh! (S) Paid Program Rosedale Paid Program Flip This House "Design Wars" Sewing With Nancy: Sewing A to Z (S) (CC) Danger Rangers Born to Explore Busy- town Knitting Daily (S) Winning Edge Zula Patrol (S) Paid Program Dragon Ball Z Paid Program Atmo- sphere ››› "Blazing Saddles" (1974, Comedy) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder. (CC) Horse- land Everyd Health Busy- town It's Sew Easy (S) Hey Kids Sewing With Nancy: Art Sports Stars Shelldon (CC) Paid Program Dragon Ball Z Paid Program Paid Program Flip This House (CC) Food for Thought Love of Quilting Young Icons Jane- Dragon Open House Tai Chi Chasers Hom- eowner Paid Program Favorites 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Third Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) Culture Click Sewing/ Nancy Live Life and Win! Babar (CC) Hom- eowner Yu-Gi- Oh! (S) Paid Program Paid Program Flip This House (CC) Paid Program Wood- wright The A to Z Guide to Healing Yourself! With Dr. Mark Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program George Lopez Paid Program Wood- smith Anti-Ag- ing Paid Program Rosedale Metro Ford Paid Program 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Third Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Third Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Third Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) The Mayo Clinic Diet Five steps toward weight loss. (S) Spend Well, Live Rich With Michelle Singletary (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Gymnastics 2012 Pacifi c Rim Champion- ships. From Everett, Wash. (Taped) Grey's Anatomy (S) (CC) Paid Program Take- Shirt Off! 10 Min Meals! Paid Program Paid Program How I Met Paid Program Use Your Brain to Change Your Age With Dr. Amen Paid Program How I Met Paid Program ›› "Notting Hill" (1999) Julia Roberts. A bookseller and a movie star have an unlikely romance. ›››› "GoodFellas" (1990) Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta. An Irish-Italian hood joins the 1950s New York Mafi a. (CC) ››› "Die Hard" (1988) Bruce Willis. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. (CC) Paid Paid Goode Sit Down Shorties Yankers Yankers Ugly South Pk South Pk Sunny Sunny Scrubs Scrubs 30 Rock 30 Rock Key Key Paid Paid Paid Paid Dirty Jobs (CC) SportsCenter NBA Tonight SportsCenter College GameDay (CC) Chaplet Rosary Daily Mass Boy Boy Boy Central 19th Hole Paid Program Bottom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom Your Money (N) Dirty Jobs (CC) E! Special SportsCenter (N) College Basketball College GameDay (CC) Women's College Basketball NCAA Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. Pirates (:25) "Tinker Bell" Doc Phineas Phineas Phineas Fish "The Luck of the Irish" (S) E! Special Fashion Soup E! News (N) SportsCenter The Announcement: Magic Johnson ›› "Sky High" (2005) Kurt Russell Fisher. Fishing Motor Fisher Out ››› "Marley & Me" (2008) Owen Wilson. Golf Paid Program Lucy Angels Donut The Friar Knights Rosary Daily Mass ›› "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" E! Special E! Special NASCAR Racing Women's College Basketball NCAA Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) EWTN Visionar River of Light "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls" Mother Mother Mother Two Two Two Two Top Gear (CC) Top Gear (CC) Top Gear (CC) European PGA Tour Golf Open de Andalucia, Third Round. From Spain. (N) (Live) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Central PGA Tour Golf Transitions Championship, Third Round. Judge J. Brown Judge J. Brown Grey's Anatomy "Almost Grown" ›› "The Addams Family" (1991) Anjelica Huston, Raul Julia. (CC) Law & Order (S) (CC) Parking Wars Parking Wars ››› "Die Hard 2" (1990) Bruce Willis. Police hero spots military terrorists at D.C. airport. (CC) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Third Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) ATP Tennis BNP Paribas Open: Men's Semifi nals. From Indian Wells, Calif. (N) (Live) (CC) News World News 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Third Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) The Blood Sugar Solution With Dr. Mark Hyman (CC) Judge Judy (S) Paid Program Judge Judy (S) PGA Tour Golf Transitions Championship, Third Round. From Innisbrook Resort and Golf Club in Palm Harbor, Fla. Paid Program Grey's Anatomy (S) (CC) ››› "Best in Show" (2000) Michael Hitchcock, Parker Posey. Premiere. (S) Parking Wars Parking Wars FOX at 5 (N) Ray- mond Extra (N) (S) (CC) Inside Edition Hockey: More Joseph Campbell and the Power of Myth How different belief systems view creation, rebirth and heroism. (S) (CC) FOX at 5:30 (N) News Nightly News Two and Half Men The Insider (N) Bones "The Signs in the Silence" (S) Psych (S) (CC) Parking Wars Parking Wars ››› "Die Hard With a Vengeance" (1995) Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons. (CC) Who- Animals My Cat From Hell Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Finding Bigfoot (S) Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Shahs of Sunset Tabatha Tk-Ovr Tabatha Tk-Ovr Interior Therapy Celeb. Apprentice Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Sat. American Chopper Toughest Trucker Toughest Trucker Toughest Trucker Toughest Trucker American Chopper Moonshiners (S) E! Special E! Special E! Special Women's College Basketball NCAA Tournament, First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) ››› "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" (2004) Musky Woods Out DW-TV Fishing Fishing Fishing Sports Wild NHL Hockey: Hurricanes at Wild ›› "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian" Golf Feherty Larry the Cable Larry the Cable MonsterQuest Chris Chris "Accused at 17" (2009) Cynthia Gibb. Chaplet Rosary Servant Catholic. Sunday Night Wild Ice Dreams ›› "The Transporter 2" (2005) MonsterQuest E! Special CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom CNN Newsroom Situation Room ›› "National Lampoon's Van Wilder" Sunny Sunny Moonshiners (S) Wizards Good Good Shake It Shake It Jessie Jessie Jessie Jessie Good Jessie Austin Shake It E! Special Countdown SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Women's College Basketball Saints Fathers "Harry Potter-Goblet of Fire" Twins Awards ›› "Hancock" LPGA Tour Golf RR Donnelley Founders Cup, Third Round. From Phoenix. (N) (Live) Disaster Disaster Income Kitchen Property Property Yard Yard Crashers Crashers Bath Bath Room Homes Homes Showhs Buck High Dime Dear Love It or List It House Hunters Heavy Metal (CC) Modern Marvels Top Gear (CC) MonsterQuest Swamp People "The Boy She Met Online" (2010) (CC) "We Have Your Husband" (2011) (CC) ›› "Trapped" Penguin Penguin Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Kung Fu Kung Fu Power Sponge. Parents Parents Parents Parents Big Time Big Time iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) iCarly (S) ››› "Jurassic Park" (1993) Sam Neill, Laura Dern. (S) Paid Paid Paid Paid Walker, Ranger Repo Repo Xtreme Horse. Trucks! Muscle Repo Repo Repo Repo Paid Paid Paid Paid Faithville Maralee BJ's Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Name Is Earl Meet the Browns (:15) ›› "My Wild Irish Rose" (1947) Dennis Morgan, Arlene Dahl. (CC) Law & Order (S) 3's Com- pany Paid Program Accord- ing-Jim (:40) ›› "The Mummy Returns" (2001, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah. (CC) ›› "The Daughter of Rosie O'Grady" (1950) June Haver. Paid Paid Paid Paid Moving Up (CC) Law & Order (S) Johnny Redakai Bey Poké Ben 10 Star Three's Company (CC) Paid Program Out Paid Program PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) "Love Don't" (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) "Love's Kitchen" The Nanny Paid Program The Nanny The Nanny Psych "Shawn and the Real Girl" 2 Days: Portrait › "Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son" (2011) (CC) (:05) ››› "Melinda and Melinda" (2004) 'PG-13' (CC) "Babysitters Be- ware" (2008) 'PG' (4:15) ››› "Sophie's Choice" 'R' Law & Order (S) (:45) ›› "The Irish in Us" (1935) James Cagney. (CC) Moving Up (CC) Rizzoli & Isles The Nanny Happily Divorced CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Moving Up (CC) The Closer (CC) Extreme Makeover: Home CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (:45) ›› "Nanny McPhee Returns" (2010) Emma Thompson. (S) 'PG' (CC) (:45) ›› "Opportunity Knocks" (1990, Comedy) Dana Carvey. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (:45) ››› "Bandslam" (2009) Aly Michalka. iTV. (S) 'PG' (CC) (6:50) ›› "K-19: The Widowmaker" (2002) Harrison Ford. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (:25) ››› "Spider-Man" (2002, Action) Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst. (:15) ››› "Shake Hands With the Devil" (1959) James Cagney. (CC) Moving Up (CC) Most Daring Lantern Johnny Level Up Level Up Looney Looney Movie When Vacations Mysteries-Museum Roadside Adv. No Reservation No Reservation Amazing Amazing Man v Man v Slce- Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Over Over Most Daring Most Daring Extreme Makeover: Home CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Season Seasons Parker Fishing B. Dance Angling Bass Sltwtr Saltwa Into Paid Paid Paid Paid Walker, Ranger Walker, Ranger Law Order: CI ›› "Date Night" (2010) Steve Carell. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (:45) ›› "Honey, I Blew Up the Kid" (1992) Rick Moranis. (:10) ›› "Smile" (2005, Drama) Mika Boorem, Yi Ding. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Law Order: CI Extreme Makeover: Home CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) (:45) ››› "Hanna" (2011, Action) Saoirse Ronan. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) ›› "Doctor Detroit" (1983) Dan Aykroyd. 'R' (CC) Law & Order (S) ›› "Into the Blue" (2005) (CC) "Jurassic Park III" ›› "Leprechaun" (1992, Horror) (CC) › "Leprechaun 2" (1994, Horror) (CC) › "Leprechaun 3" (1995, Horror) (CC) ›› "Leprechaun" (1992, Horror) (CC) › "Leprechaun 2" (1994, Horror) (CC) Charity Kids Clb Dooley Wonder Bugtime Auto B. Hopkins God Roc Goliath Ishine The Hermie Caterpillr Tails Heroes & Legends News TBN Highlights of 2011 Friends (CC) (:15) ››› "The Rising of the Moon" (1957, Drama) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang (:45) ››› "The Last Hurrah" (1958, Drama) Spen- cer Tracy, Jeffrey Hunter, James Gleason. ››› "Young Cas- sidy" (1965) Police Women Police Women D.U.I. (S) D.U.I. (S) D.U.I. (S) D.U.I. (S) D.U.I. (S) D.U.I. (S) Dateline: Real Life › "Biker Boyz" (2003, Action) (CC) NCAA Tip-Off NCAA Tourn. Most Daring Gumball Gumball Johnny Johnny Johnny Regular Regular Adven Adven Slce- Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters Extr. Terror Rides Most Shocking Most Shocking Most Shocking Most Shocking ›› "Legends of the Fall" (1994) Brad Pitt. Premiere. The forces of love and war slowly destroy a Montana family. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) Sport B. Dance Charlie Hot Law Order: CI Law Order: CI (:45) Saving Face (S) (CC) (:15) ›› "The Switch" (2010) Jennifer Aniston. iTV. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) ››› "The Preacher's Wife" (1996, Fantasy) Denzel Washington. (S) 'PG' CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) ›› "The Transporter" (2002) Jason Statham. (CC) ›› "MacGruber" (2010, Comedy) Will Forte. 'R' (CC) ››› "Capote" (2005, Biography) Philip Seymour Hoffman. iTV. (S) 'R' (:05) ›› "Phenomenon" (1996, Drama) John Travolta. (S) 'PG' CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) B. Dance Snowboarding Snowboarding Law Order: CI Law Order: CI › "Black Sheep" (1996) Chris Farley. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S) › "Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son" (2011) Martin Lawrence. 'PG-13' (2:55) ›› "Godzilla" (1998) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. iTV. (S) 'PG-13' (:10) ›› "Handsome Harry" (2009, Drama) Jamey Sheridan. (S) 'R' (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) NCIS "Left for Dead" (S) (CC) Motorsports Hour Motorsports Hour Law Order: CI Law Order: CI "Percy Jackson & the Olympians" › "Cop Out" (2010, Comedy) Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan. (S) 'R' (CC) "Hous- esitter" (:15) › "The Heart Specialist" ›› "Holy Rollers" (2010) (S) 'R' MARCH 11 - 17, 2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH – 17 SPORTS KIDS NEWS

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