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FRIDAY EVENING MARCH 16, 2012 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 MOVIES BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA KDLH KSTP PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Almanac News News Shark Tank (N) (S) (CC) KAWE PBS NewsHour (N) Almanac KMSP TMZ (N) KARE KVRR Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) (S) (CC) (S) (CC) (CC) The Of- fi ce (CC) News Enter- Foxnews at 6 (N) WUCW Family WFTC Two and CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Storage Wars (AMC) (AP) (BRAVO) (CNBC) (CNN) (COM) (DISC) (DISN) (E!) (ESPN) (ESPN2) (EWTN) (FAM) (FSN) (FX) (GOLF) (HGTV) (HIST) (LIFE) (NICK) (SPIKE) (SYFY) (TBN) (TBS) (TCM) (TLC) (TNT) (TOON) (TRAV) (TRUTV) (TVLAND) (USA) (VS) (WGN-A) Wild Feud (S) Half Men tainment Two and Half Men Family Feud (S) KPXM Cold Case "Bomb- ers" (S) (CC) Storage Wars CSI: Miami "Broken" (S) (CC) Celtic Thunder Voyage The group performs favorites. (S) (CC) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) KCCO 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: WDSE PBS NewsHour (N) Primetime: What Would You Do? (N) Favorites 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) 20/20 (N) (S) (CC) News (:35) Almanac (S) (CC) Great Performances Salute to composer Stephen Sondheim. (S) (CC) Moyers & Company (S) (CC) Kitchen Nightmares Greek at the Harbor; Luigi's. (S) (PA) (CC) Who Do You Think You Are? (CC) Nikita "Doublecross" (N) (CC) Big Bang Monk A teacher's death. (S) (CC) Cold Case "Meta- morphosis" (CC) Storage Wars Storage Wars Grimm (S) (CC) Kitchen Nightmares Greek at the Harbor; Luigi's. (S) (PA) (CC) Supernatural "Out With the Old" (N) Monk "Mr. Monk and the Airplane" Cold Case "Two Weddings" (CC) Storage- Texas Storage- Texas › "Thinner" (1996, Horror) Robert John Burke, Joe Mantegna. (CC) Anderson Cooper Piers Morgan Sex-City Sex-City E! Special Need to Know (N) Washing- ton FOX at 9 (N) Dateline NBC (N) (S) (CC) Excused (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Big Bang Two and Half Men Cold Case "One Fall" (S) (CC) Storage- Texas Storage- Texas The Walking Dead "Better Angels" Wild North Woods Law North Woods Law Rattlesnake ››› "Scary Movie" (2000) Premiere. ››› "Scary Movie" (2000, Comedy) The Kudlow Report The Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) E. B. OutFront E! News (N) Daily Mass "Harry Potter" World News Sports Prime. Fox News at 9 (N) Two and Half Men The Insider (N) 30 Rock (CC) Nightline 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) McLaugh- lin Lakeland World News (:35) TMZ (N) KDLH 3 News PBS NewsHour (S) (CC) Late Show With David Letterman News Jimmy Kimmel Live (S) (CC) News Late Show With David Letterman Need to Know (N) (:05) The Offi ce News The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (S) Big Bang How I Met Inside Edition 30 Rock (CC) Flashpoint "Planets Aligned" (CC) (:01) Storage Wars (CC) Comic Book Men (CC) American Greed Mad Money Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront Family Guy (S) Storage Wars Business Washing- ton Business Tavis Smiley Buzz Paid Program 3rd Rock Old Family Guy (S) Storage Wars North Woods Law Rattlesnake ›››› "The Silence of the Lambs" Accord- ing-Jim Need to Know (S) (12:05) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (:37) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program Christine Christine Old Name Is Earl Storage- Texas Last Call/Daly (Off Air) Hates Chris Always Sunny Flashpoint (S) (CC) Flashpoint "Planets Aligned" (CC) Storage- Texas ›› "Christine" (1983, Horror) Keith Gordon, John Stockwell. (CC) The Celebrity Apprentice (S) (CC) Piers Morgan 30 Rock 30 Rock Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Key South Pk Ugly Tosh.0 ›› "National Lampoon's Van Wilder" Ralphie May "The Luck of the Irish" (S) NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Philadelphia 76ers. NBA Basketball: Spurs at Thunder To Be Announced The Dewey Bozella Story (N) UEFA Gopher College Hockey Two Two LPGA Tour Golf Boxing Tim Coleman vs. Kendall Holt. From Cabazon, Calif. (N) (Live) (CC) Life on the Rock Reality Rosary River of Light ››› "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" (2004) ›› "Hancock" (2008) Will Smith. Ultimate Fight PGA Tour Golf Champions: Toshiba Clas- sic, First Round. Most Wanted Love You Anubis iCarly (S) Fred Sponge. George George '70s (5:45) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tourna- ment Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (5:00) ›› "Three on a Couch" 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Adven NinjaGo Star M*A*S*H (CC) M*A*S*H (CC) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (MAX) (SHOW) (TMC) "The Ride" Home Improve. SportsCenter (N) The Women Daily Mass The 700 Club NBA Basketball: Timberwolves at Lakers ATP Tennis BNP Paribas Open, Women's Second Semifi nal. (N) (Live) (CC) Almanac Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson Late Late Show/ Craig Ferguson (Off Air) Under the Streetlamp Songs from the 1960s. (S) (CC) Paid Program Idina Menzel Live -- Barefoot at the Symphony (S) (CC) Paid Program News Enter- Meet the Browns Ameri- can Dad Storage- Texas North Woods Law Wild tainment (:35) Extra (S) Paid Program Storage- Texas The Walking Dead "Better Angels" ›››› "The Silence of the Lambs" Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront FOX at 9 Great Performances Tony Bennett sings with many artists. (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program (:05) Today (S) (CC) (:04) Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Paid Program Paid Program Flashpoint (S) (CC) Paid Program Cheaters (CC) Paid Program (:02) Storage Wars (CC) Comic Book Men (CC) Jerry Springer (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program › "Graveyard Shift" (1990, Horror) David Andrews, Kelly Wolf. (CC) Wild North Woods Law North Woods Law Rattlesnake Scarier Moments Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Mad Money Piers Morgan Chelsea Soup Fashion Chelsea Chelsea E! Special SportsCenter (N) College GameDay (N) (Live) (CC) PGA Tour Golf Transitions Championship, Second Round. From Innisbrook Resort and Golf Club in Palm Harbor, Fla. Most Wanted Most Wanted '70s WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (S) Merlin (N) (CC) ››› "Jason and the Argonauts" (1963, Fantasy) Todd Armstrong. (CC) Friends Friends Friends Friends '70s Being Human Merlin (S) (CC) Spring Praise-Thon Behind Report Bible P. Stone Praise the Lord (Live). (CC) (:15) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) ›› "Clash of the Titans" (1981) Harry Hamlin, Laurence Olivier. (CC) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Ray- mond Ray- mond Ray- mond In Plain Sight (Sea- son Premiere) (N) Real Time With Bill Maher (N) (CC) Archer Archer Archer Archer Ultimate Fight Golf Most Wanted NBA Tonight (N) Business Today Piers Morgan Paid Program In Wine Country Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Cops (S) (CC) Lakeland Lakeland Paid Program Cars.TV (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Access Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program The Rifl eman Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program The Rifl eman Big Cat Big Cat "Crazy/Beautiful" Suze Orman Show Options Paid Saturday Morning Bering Sea Gold Bering Sea Gold Bering Sea Gold Bering Sea Gold Bering Sea Gold Bering Sea Gold Bering Sea Gold Bering Sea Gold Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Lab Rats Phineas Jessie Austin Good Shake It Shake It Wizards Wizards Phineas Phineas Phineas ››› "You Wish!" (2003) Fashion Police (N) Chelsea E! News SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball: Heat at 76ers E:60 SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Prince Prince Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club Wolves Action Dan Patrick ›› "The Transporter 2" (2005) Central 19th Hole (N) Love You '70s Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SportsCenter Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid PGA Tour Golf Champions: Toshiba Clas- sic, First Round. Most Wanted Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Money Rescue Me "Play" Paid Paid Paid Paid 19th Hole Golf Paid Program Paid Program Central Golf Hunters Hunters House Hunters You Live in What? House Hunters Hunters Hunters You Live in What? House Hunters Hunters Hunters House Hunters Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Cold Case Files Most Wanted UFC Unleashed (S) UFC Unleashed (S) Ultimate Fighter Ultimate Fighter Ultimate Fighter ››› "A Bronx Tale" (1993, Drama) Robert De Niro. (S) "Dawn-Dead" ›› "The Mummy Returns" (2001, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah. (CC) (:15) ›› "Helen of Troy" (1955, Adventure) Rossana Podesta, Jack Sernas, Cedric Hardwicke. Lost Girl (S) (CC) Monster Man Price Focus Secrets Crefl o Spring Praise-A-Thon ››› "Spider-Man" (2002, Action) Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst. › "She Freak" (1967) Claire Brennen, Lee Raymond. ›› "Pride" (2007) Terrence Howard. The Nanny 3's Com- pany 3's Com- pany Paid Memory Paid Paid Paid Paid Chris George George My Wife My Wife Home Nanny TBA T.U.F.F. T.U.F.F. Repo Repo Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid "Headless Horseman" (2007, Horror) ›› "Berserk" (1967) Joan Crawford, Ty Hardin. (CC) Live and Learn Preview Smallville (CC) Rose- anne (S) Paid Program Home Improve. Paid Program ›› "The Key" (1934) Edna Best Four Weddings (S) Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Four Weddings (S) Say Yes Say Yes Four Weddings (S) Say Yes Say Yes Four Weddings (S) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid ››› "Friday Night Lights" (2004, Drama) (CC) 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament King of Queens March Madnes World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Vegas The Investigators Forensic Paid Paid Paid King of Queens Rose- anne (S) The Nanny The Nanny Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Hockey NHL Live College Hockey Funny Videos (5:00) ›› "Chasing Liberty" (2004) (5:40) ›› "Last Man Stand- ing" (1996) Bruce Willis. 'R' (5:15) "Lucky" (2011) Colin Hanks. Fairly Legal "Satis- faction" (CC) "Game Change" (2012, Docudrama) Julianne Moore, Ed Harris. (S) (CC) (:20) ›››› "Pulp Fiction" (1994, Crime Drama) John Travolta, Uma Thurman. (S) 'R' (CC) ››› "Exit Through the Gift Shop" (2010) iTV. 'R' › "Push" (2009, Suspense) Chris Evans, Camilla Belle. iTV. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) ››› "The Thomas Crown Affair" (1999) Pierce Brosnan. (S) 'R' (CC) 16 – MARCH 11 - 17, 2012 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH Suits "Errors and Omissions" (CC) Real Time With Bill Maher (S) (CC) Girl's Guide Sin City Diaries ››› "Air Force One" (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford. (S) 'R' Fairly Legal "Satis- faction" (CC) East- bound In Plain Sight (CC) ››› "16 Blocks" (2006, Action) Bruce Willis, Mos Def. (CC) NHL Overtime (N) Game Poker After Dark Darts (:45) "Beatdown" (2010, Action) Rudy Youngblood. Premiere. (S) 'R' (CC) (:05) "Busty Coeds vs. Lusty Cheerleaders" (2011) 'NR' Boxing ShoBox: The New Generation. (N) (Live) ›› "The Hunted" (2003) Tommy Lee Jones. 'R' (CC) (:05) "Restitution" (2011, Crime Drama) Mena Suvari, Mark Bierlein. (S) 'R' (CC) (:20) ›› "Universal Soldier" (1992) (S) 'R' (CC) (:20) ›› "Paul" (2011) Simon Pegg. (S) 'R' (CC) 3's Com- pany Paid Program 3's Com- pany Paid Program Mother Mother Mother Mother News Videos 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Death Death Sunny Sunny Fturama Fturama South Pk South Pk Mad Ab't Paid Paid (:05) › "My Soul to Take" (2010, Horror) Max Thieriot. (S) 'R' (CC) (:05) ››› "No Way Out" (1987, Sus- pense) Kevin Costner. (S) 'R' (CC) (:35) ››› "The Messenger" (2009, Drama) Ben Foster. iTV. (S) 'R' (CC) (12:50) "Fubar: Balls to the Wall" (2010) David Lawrence. (:20) ››› "Blue Valentine" (2010) Ryan Gosling. (S) "The Ride" (2011, Documen- tary) iTV. 'NR' 3's Com- pany Home Improve. Ray- mond King of Queens King of Queens Law & Order (S) Genera King/Hill King/Hill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Boon Aqua Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Drinky Aqua King/Hill King/Hill Looney Looney Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures The Dead Files Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures The Dead Files Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament 3's Com- pany Monk "Mr. Monk and the Airplane" Poker After Dark Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Sing Adelante ›› "Love Don't Cost a Thing" (CC) ››› "Missing" (1982, Drama) Jack Lem- mon, Sissy Spacek. 'PG' (CC) (4:59) "Love's Kitchen" (2011) (:15) ››› "Sophie's Choice" (1982, Drama) Meryl Streep. Premiere. 'R' (CC) Stargate Universe Paid Paid Stories Story Cherub Phphy Married Married Married Married Central Life on the Rock Catholic Defend Epistles Saints Music Saint Lenten Parish ISolated INcident Artie Lange: Jack and Coke Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid Phineas Phineas Phineas Phineas Chug Pirates SportsCenter SportsCenter (CC) NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Oklahoma City Thunder. Original Lord Old Christine (:07) Twin Cities Live Happenings. SPORTS KIDS Celtic Thunder Voyage The group performs favorites. (S) (CC) Be a Mil- lionaire Paid Program (:37) The Dr. Oz Show (S) (CC) McCa- rver News Comics NewsRa- dio Hispanic Busin. Paid Program Weather Now Paid Program NEWS Favorites News News- Center Latino TV House Smarts Wen Hair! Wall St. Journal Real Green Paid Program Paid Program Home- time Mat- thews Paid Program Home Remodel

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