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Nancy Pelosi said she was "near tears" during the Prime Minister's speech to Congress because it insulted America's intelligence. So please, nobody tell Nancy Pelosi about The Bachelor. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon The White House announced yesterday that Michelle Obama is going to Japan and Cambodia this month to encourage education for girls. As opposed to the program we have in AMERICA that encourages girls to get an education: "The Bachelor." Late Show With David Letterman Yesterday was not only daylight saving time, but also International Women's Day. What better way to address the issue of inequality for women than giving them a day that's missing an hour. The new Apple Watch is out. I'm on the waiting list to get the new Apple hearing aid. Jimmy Kimmel Live Speaking of very wealthy people — happy birthday to Justin Bieber, who yesterday — turned 21 years old. Which means he can now be tried as an adult. Way back in 1994, while we were watching 'Roseanne' and listening to 'Black Hole Sun' — on the radio — our little man-god was born. He celebrated the milestone on an island in the Caribbean. He had a big party — all his closest freeloaders were there. Conan O'Brien Psychologists have found that going to sleep early may help ward off mental illness. In other words, if you stayed up late to watch my show, you're insane. We cause brain damage. nitelaughs Benjamin Netanyahu spoRts Movies FAMily speciAls

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