The Brainerd Dispatch - Today's Entertainment Magazine
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10 Oc tober 26 - November 1, 2014 Brainerd Dispatch Conan: Conan O'Brien Over the weekend, George Clooney got married in Italy. His bachelor party was held over the course of the last 30 years. That's how I lost my voice, I was outside screaming, "Don't do it!" Microsoft has announced it will open its first flagship store in Manhattan. It's expected to be just like the Apple Store, but without all those pesky lines in front. It was revealed today that the White House fence-jumper got deeper inside the building than previously reported. In fact, for 20 minutes, he was acting secretary of commerce. I think he signed like three pieces of legislation. When asked for comment, Joe Biden said, "He made it much further than I've ever gotten." George Clooney says that marriage "feels pretty damn great." To which every married guy replied: "Dude, it's been four days. Give it time, George." People are wondering why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were not at George Clooney's wedding. Pitt and Jolie issued a statement saying: "We're sorry, we couldn't find 18 babysitters." Secret Service director Julia Pierson says agents are allowed to use "lethal force" to stop someone from entering the White House. Unfortunately, this may cut down on the number of trick- or-treaters at the White House this year. Now it's come out that the Secret Service let an armed ex-convict ride on the same elevator as President Obama. Solution on page 11. Late Laughs 609 Norwood Street, Brainerd, MN Silent auction items posted weekly on our Facebook page: www.facebook.com/Brainerdsalthriftstore Now Accepting Donations, call for donation pickup 218-822-3559 Dollars raised in our Thrift Store go to help those in need in the Brainerd/ Baxter Lakes Community 001087967r1 001145033r1 TENDER LOVING HEALTHCARE FOR YOUR LOVED ONE PEQUOT LAKES ANIMAL HOSPITAL Combining proven alternative care options with state-of-the-art conventional medicine Delivering every treatment plan with care and compassion CALL TODAY FOR AN APPOINTMENT TENDER LOVING HEALTHCARE ANIMAL HOSPITAL 30266 Old Hwy 371, Pequot Lakes, MN 56472 218.568.5095 www.pequotvet.com 001145074r1 001099660r1 Aitkin 301 2nd Street NE Brainerd 505 Washington Street Crosby 105 1st Street SW 888.810.7500 www.hudrlikcarpet.com FREE Pad Upgrade! FREE Pad Upgrade! FREE Removal & Disposal of Existing Carpet when you Purchase "In-Stock" Carpet. Hudrlik Cabinets Hu Hu Hu Hu Hu Hu Hu Hudr dr dr d li lik k Ca Ca Ca Ca Ca Ca Ca Cabi bi bi b ne ne n ts ts Best quality & service since 1948 k C b lik C bi Valuable Coupon "Easy As… A, B, C" 001129922r1 EXPERT GLASS REPAIR & REPLACEMENT Prompt Installation & Repair on ALL Auto Glass Auto Farm Equipment Chip Repair Glass Replacement ONE CALL DOES IT ALL! Mon-Fri 7:30am - 5:00pm Saturday by Appointment Emergency Service Available www.GreenheckAutoGlass.com Serving the Entire Lakes Area 218-824-6065 866-281-0565 118 Washington St., Brainerd 001099630r1