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16 • June 7 - 13, 2014 • Goldsboro News Argus Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Jimmy Kimmel Here in Southern California today, we premiered what I think is the first-ever firenado. It's kind of like a sharknado, except instead of sharks in the nado there is fire. Donald Sterling's attorney sent a letter to the NBA rejecting his lifetime ban and refusing to pay the $2.5 million fine they hit him with. In case you are keeping track, Donald Sterling is 0-for-80 at making good decisions this year. The Late, Late Show: Craig Ferguson It's a great day for Transylvania. The 14th-century Transylvania castle that inspired the book "Dracula" is for sale. Personally, if I wanted a house that belonged to a creepy undead guy, I'd buy the Playboy mansion. Do you know who's in the new "Godzilla" movie? Elizabeth Olsen, the sister of the Olsen twins. She is not a twin. She is just an Olsen single, so she's used to being around weird, scary creatures. Conan: Conan O'Brien The first openly gay player has been drafted by the NFL. If you saw it on ESPN, Michael Sam celebrated by kissing his boyfriend. This is historic. This is the first time anyone has celebrated being drafted by the St. Louis Rams. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy Fallon Tonight, Clippers owner Donald Sterling broke his silence in an interview with Anderson Cooper, where he insisted that he's not a racist. What better way to prove you're not racist than by sitting down with the whitest man on TV? In the interview, Sterling apologized for his racist remarks and said that his girlfriend, V. Stiviano, "baited" him into saying those things. When asked how she baited him, he said: "By asking what I think about black people." I just saw that in a new interview, Pope Francis said that he would baptize aliens if they asked him to. Then his friends said: "And that's enough communion wine for you, mister!" This week, officials here in New York actually said the city could survive being attacked by Godzilla. They were like: "If we can handle all the hosts of 'The View' in one place, Godzilla should be no problem." Yeah, they say New York City could survive a Godzilla attack. Seriously? It takes five cops to handle Alec Baldwin when he's riding his bike the wrong way! A/Mt. Olive Therapy B/Subway 3 x 2" A/Fasteners Supply B/Immediate Care 1 x 4.5" Howell Funeral 2 x 2" Sudoku Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 through 9. Solution on page 13 Late laughs A/Paul Murphy B/Retro Lube 2 x 2" A/David Henry Buick GMC B/Eastern Fridge 2 x 2" Bryant & Horton PA 1 x 4.5" The Late Show: David Letterman I think you all know this by now. Donald Sterling is the NBA's first openly bigoted owner. Donald Sterling did an interview with Anderson Cooper of CNN. The interview was conducted at Sterling's sprawling Triple-K ranch. 2604 Medical Office Place Across from the Hospital Monday-Friday 8am-8pm Saturday 8:30am-5pm Sunday & Holidays 12pm-5pm 919.580.0004 CAMP PHYSICALS CAMP PHYSICALS Also Providing Professional Care for Injuries On-Site X-Ray & Lab Services 88DCT0514D© Bankruptcy? Bryant & Horton, P.A. 202 S. William St. Goldsboro, NC 27533 919.736.0408 We assist in the filing of Chapters 7 and 13 bankruptcies and offer debt relief assistance to area residents. We have the experience and knowledge as bankruptcy specialists to help you get your finances back on track. We are a debt relief agency and help people file bankruptcy. 33DSP0913J 1000 9 th Street • Beside Dairy Queen • Off Wayne Memorial Drive Monday-Friday 8:00am-6:00pm • Saturday 8:00am-4:00pm Perfect for Women On the Go Oil Changes • Tire Rotations • Wipers NC Safety Inspections & More No Appointment Necessary If You Don't Like Changing the Oil in Your Car Yourself... Go to for money saving coupons Come to Retro Lube Where Good Friendly Service is Always In Style! 919.735.8019 7DCT0414D© Thinking CREMATION 1500 Wayne Memorial Drive, Goldsboro 919.731.7490 59DCT0414L© Cremation Specialist Eastern Refrigeration Supermarket • Ice Machines New & Used Equipment Sales, Service & Equipment Leasing 919-759-1004 (O) • 919-222-1974 (C) Allen Horton Commercial & Industrial 1DSL0813D© 101 W. Patetown Rd. (919) 739-9144 Goldsboro 2DCT0614S

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