Post & Courier, TV Week
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: Friday, May 16, 2014 ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ The Post and Courier : Friday, May 16, 2014 ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ The Post and Courier J Jackie Chan's Miracles aaa Jackie Chan. A young country boy becomes the head of a gang after purchasing lucky roses. (1:50) 'PG-13' MOVPLX Tue. 1:15 a.m. Jarhead aaa Jake Gyllenhaal. A new Marine is chosen for a sniper squad that sees action during the Gulf War. (2:05) 'R' FLIX Sat. 8:00 p.m. Jet Li's Fearless aaac Shido Nakamura. A self-trained martial artist becomes one of the most revered ﬁghters in China. (1:50) 'PG-13' TMC Sun. 3:40 p.m. Juno aaac Ellen Page. A pregnant teen arranges to give her baby to a seemingly perfect couple. (2:05) 'PG-13' (HD) OXYG Thu. 5:05 p.m., Fri. 12:20 a.m. K The Karate Kid aaa Ralph Mac- chio. A teenager in a new town is bullied until an old man teaches him karate. (3:00) 'PG' (HD) FAM Sat. 9:30 a.m. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 aaac Uma Thur- man. An assassin awakens from a coma and seeks revenge against her former colleagues. (2:00) 'R' (HD) SHO Mon. 3:00 a.m. King of New York aaa Christo- pher Walken. A drug czar attempts to reclaim his New York drug empire after a prison stay. (1:55) 'R' TMC Mon. 1:35 a.m. L The Last Kiss aaa Zach Braﬀ. A college co-ed tempts a man strug- gling in his relationship with his ﬁancée. (1:45) 'R' (HD) MAX Wed. 3:45 a.m. The Last Samurai aaa Tom Cruise. A cynical Civil War veteran embraces the samurai culture he was sent to destroy. (3:30) 'R' (HD) AMC Sun. 12:00 a.m., 10:02 a.m., Wed. 7:00 p.m., Thu. 3:30 p.m. The Legend of Hell House aaa Pamela Franklin. A group of people must survive a week inside of the mysterious Hell House. (1:45) 'PG' TCM Sat. 10:00 p.m. Les Misérables aaa Hugh Jack- man. Lives of runaway prisoner & helpless girl come to a boil in 19th- century Paris. (2:40) 'PG-13' (HD) MAX Sat. 6:10 a.m. Lethal Weapon 3 aaa Mel Gibson. Murtaugh and Riggs try to stop a gun runner from selling deadly weapons. (2:05) 'R' (HD) MOMAX Sun. 2:20 a.m. Life Is Ruﬀ aaac Kyle Orlando Massey. Calvin Wheeler is a normal kid who trains a stray dog to win a competition. (1:35) 'NR' (HD) DISN Mon. 2:30 a.m. Life of Pi aaac Suraj Sharma. A zookeeper's son is surrounded by loose animals after a shipwreck. (2:15) 'PG' (HD) MAX Fri. 12:30 p.m. Lincoln aaac Daniel Day-Lewis. President joins the Union to help put an end to the Civil War and slavery. (2:30) 'PG-13' (HD) SHO Thu. 7:30 p.m. Little Murders aaa Alan Arkin. A woman helps a man ﬁnd that his life of feeling nothing is counte rproductive. (2:00) 'R' FXM Wed. 1:00 p.m., Thu. 3:00 a.m. The Little Princess aaa Shirley Temple. A Victorian girl is made a servant after her military father disappears. (1:45) 'G' FXM Thu. 11:45 a.m. Live Free or Die Hard aaa Bruce Willis. A detective tries to foil a ter- rorist bent on destroying the U.S. economy. (2:39) 'PG-13' (HD) FXM Fri. 5:00 p.m., Sat. 3:00 p.m. Lord of War aaa Nicolas Cage. An arms dealer confronts the morality of his work as he is being chased. (2:05) 'R' (HD) TMC Thu. 8:00 p.m. Love Actually aaa Hugh Grant. People deal with their love lives during the frantic weeks before Christmas. (2:15) 'R' (HD) SHO Fri. 12:30 a.m. A Love Song for Bobby Long aaa John Travolta. A broken young woman returns to her hometown after years of desertion. (2:00) 'R' (HD) TMC Tue. 6:25 p.m. M Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted aaa Ben Stiller. Zoo animals end up in Monte Carlo while trying to return to New York. (1:40) 'PG' (HD) MAX Mon. 12:50 p.m. Man on a Ledge aaa Sam Worthington. An ex-convict threat- ens to jump to his death from a Manhattan hotel rooftop. (1:45) 'PG-13' (HD) SHO Fri. 4:30 p.m., Sat. 4:15 a.m., Mon. 6:15 p.m. Man on the Moon aaa Jim Carrey. An oddball stand-up comic captures both TV & wrestling audiences' attention. (2:30) 'R' (HD) SUND Sat. 6:15 a.m., 8:45 a.m. Man on a Tightrope aaa Fredric March. After Czechoslovakia becomes part of Soviet Empire, circus ﬂees to west. (2:00) 'NR' FXM Wed. 9:15 a.m. A Map of the World aaa Sigour- ney Weaver. A woman watches as her town turns against her with allegations of child abuse. (2:05) 'R' TMC Sat. 1:30 p.m. Margin Call aaa Kevin Spacey. An investment ﬁrm attempts to handle the early stages of a ﬁnancial crisis. (2:15) 'R' (HD) SUND Fri. 8:00 a.m. Marie Antoinette aaa Kirsten Dunst. Marie Antoinette indulges in the pleasures at Versailles during her reign. (2:30) 'PG-13' (HD) SUND Tue. 7:15 a.m. M*A*S*H aaac Donald Suther- land. Doctors work in the Mobile Army Surgical Hospital during the Korean War. (2:00) 'R' (HD) ENCORE Tue. 1:20 p.m. Mask aaa Cher. A biker mom tries to create a normal life for her disﬁgured teenage son. (2:05) 'PG-13' MOVPLX Sun. 5:30 a.m., 2:30 p.m. Match Point aaac Scarlett Johansson. An engaged ex-tennis pro falls for an actress dating his future brother-in-law. (2:05) 'R' (HD) MOMAX Fri. 10:50 a.m., Thu. 5:05 p.m. The Matrix aaaa Keanu Reeves. A hacker joins a shadowy collec- tive's struggle to free humankind from slavery. (3:00) 'R' (HD) AMC Wed. 10:30 p.m., Thu. 12:30 p.m. Meet the Parents aaa Robert De Niro. A male nurse attempts to im- press his girlfriend's ultra-conserva- tive father. (2:32) 'PG-13' (HD) COM Sat. 12:20 p.m., Sun. 8:17 a.m. Meet the Robinsons aaa Angela Bassett. An orphan boy genius takes a trip into the future and meets an eccentric family. (1:40) 'G' DISN Wed. 8:00 p.m., Thu. 2:00 p.m. Melancholia aaa Kirsten Dunst. Sisters' relationship is challenged when Earth becomes threatened. (2:30) 'R' (HD) TMC Wed. 12:00 p.m. The Mighty aaa Sharon Stone. Two boys, one physically weak and the other not too bright, form an allianc e. (2:00) 'PG-13' LIVE5+ Mon. 6:00 p.m. Miracle aaa Kurt Russell. An Olympic hockey coach readies his young team to face the Soviet juggernaut. (2:30) 'PG' FOX Sat. 5:00 p.m. Missing aaac Jack Lemmon. A wife encounters obstacles while investigating her husband's disappearance. (2:05) 'PG' MOVPLX Sat. 1:00 a.m., 10:45 a.m., 5:55 p.m., Thu. 1:00 a.m. Mission: Impossible III aaa Tom Cruise. A former secret agent's peaceful life is interrupted by a friend's kidnapping. (3:00) 'PG-13' (HD) AMC Wed. 11:00 a.m., Thu. 1:30 a.m. Mississippi Burning aaac Gene Hackman. Two FBI agents with contrasting backgrounds clash during a missing-persons case. (2:15) 'R' (HD) MAX Thu. 7:00 a.m. Monsters University aaa Billy Crystal. When Mike and Sulley ﬁrst met in college, they couldn't stand each other. (1:45) 'G' STARZ Fri. 9:45 a.m. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones aaa Lily Collins. A teen becomes involved in an ancient battle between angels and demons. (2:15) 'PG-13' STARZ Wed. 10:30 a.m., 6:45 p.m., Thu. 5:50 a.m. My Brilliant Career aaa Judy Davis. A headstrong woman stuns her family and friends when she becomes a writer. (2:00) 'G' TCM Fri. 8:00 p.m. My Cousin Vinny aaa Joe Pesci. An inept New York lawyer defends a cousin charged with murder in the Deep South. (2:33) 'R' (HD) COM Sun. 12:53 p.m., Mon. 11:24 a.m. My Favorite Year aaa Peter O'Toole. A comedy show writer is given the task of chaperoning a carousing guest star. (1:45) 'PG' TCM Tue. 10:15 p.m. My Life as a Dog aaac Anton Glanzelius. A young boy is sent to live with relatives in a rural village in 1950s Sweden. (2:15) 'PG-13' TCM Mon. 2:00 a.m. My Sister's Keeper aaa Abigail Breslin. Parents have another child, hoping her organs can save their sick daughter. (2:00) 'PG-13' (HD) LIFE Sat. 6:00 p.m. My Week with Marilyn aaa Michelle Williams. A ﬁlm student spends a week with the famous bombshell Marilyn Monroe. (1:45) 'R' (HD) SHO Sun. 9:30 a.m., Thu. 10:30 a.m. N The Natural aaa Robert Redford. A gifted professional baseball player is forced to overcome a horrible injury. (2:25) 'PG' ENCORE Mon. 8:55 a.m. Natural Born Killers aaa Woody Harrelson. The media makes ce- lebrities of young lovers on a cross- country killing spree. (2:00) 'R' (HD) HBO2 Tue. 1:35 a.m. Now You See Me aaa Jesse Eisen- berg. FBI agents search for illusion- ists who take on bank heists while performing. (2:00) 'PG-13' (HD) MAX Sat. 10:00 p.m., Sun. 10:00 p.m., Thu. 12:15 p.m., Fri. 1:10 a.m. O Oblivion aaa Tom Cruise. One of the last drone repairmen stationed on Earth has one last job. (2:10) 'PG-13' (HD) MAX Fri. 10:20 a.m., 10:00 p.m., Mon. 2:30 p.m., Tue. 1:00 a.m., Thu. 6:05 p.m. MOMAX Sat. 11:00 p.m. Ocean's Eleven aaa George Clooney. An ex-con robs three Las Vegas casinos to win over his ex-wife. (2:30) 'PG-13' WGN Sun. 5:30 p.m. Of Mice and Men aaaa Lon Chaney Jr. An itinerant farm worker and his mentally disabled friend ﬁnd tragedy. (2:00) 'NR' TCM Mon. 4:15 a.m. Old School aaa Luke Wilson. Three men try to recapture the glory days of college by starting a fr aternity. (2:00) 'R' (HD) TNT Sat. 8:00 p.m., 10:00 p.m. Open Range aaa Robert Duvall. Two cowboys with a herd of cattle get pulled into the aﬀairs of a c orrupt town. (3:00) 'R' FX Mon. 7:00 a.m. Outbreak aaa Dustin Hoﬀman. Scientists race to cure a lethal virus outbreak as politicians plot c oncealment. (2:10) 'R' (HD) MAX Mon. 7:00 a.m. P People Like Us aaa Chris Pine. A brother and sister meet for the ﬁrst time after their elderly father dies. (2:00) 'PG-13' (HD) TMC Mon. 6:00 p.m. The Pianist aaaa Adrien Brody. A Polish musician survives the Nazi occupation of WWII and the War- saw Ghetto. (3:15) 'R' (HD) SUND Fri. 10:15 a.m. Pigskin Parade aaa Stuart Erwin. A country bumpkin ﬁnds glory on the football ﬁeld of a rural college. (1:35) 'NR' FXM Thu. 6:00 a.m. Pinky aaac Jeanne Crain. A young woman's ethnicity becomes the focal point in a courtroom battle. (2:00) 'NR' TCM Sun. 10:15 p.m. Pirate Radio aaa Tom Sturridge. A pirate radio station broadcasts rock n' roll to the U.K. from a boat. (2:00) 'R' FUSE Thu. 8:00 p.m., 10:00 p.m. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End aaa Johnny Depp. Pirate alliance battles a nefarious shipping magnate and a cursed crew. (3:30) 'PG-13' (HD) SYFY Fri. 4:30 p.m. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides aaa Johnny Depp. A pirate is confused as to whether a woman from his past is there for love. (3:00) 'PG-13' (HD) FAM Tue. 8:00 p.m. Pitch Black aaa Vin Diesel. Survivors marooned on a desert planet are hunted by ﬂesh-eating creatures. (2:30) 'R' (HD) SYFY Sat. 6:30 p.m., Sun. 4:00 p.m. Pitch Perfect aaa Anna Kend- rick. An all-girls a capella singing group attempts to defeat their male rivals. (2:00) 'PG-13' (HD) HBO2 Sat. 11:15 a.m., 9:00 p.m., Thu. 2:00 a.m. The Place Beyond the Pines aaac Ryan Gosling. Trying to take care of his family, a man gets dragged into a life of stealing. (2:20) 'R' (HD) MAX Wed. 8:50 a.m. MOMAX Wed. 2:00 a.m. When orphan- ed inventor Lewis (voiced by Jordan Fry) tries to ﬁnd his mother with a memory scanner, his creation catches the attention of a boy from the year 2037 who takes Lewis home with him in "Meet the Robinsons," a family-friendly animated ad- venture airing Wednesday at 8 p.m. on Disney.