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SATURDAY EVENING APRIL 19, 2014 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS KTCA The This Old House Hour (CC) Antiques Road- show (S) (CC) Pioneers of Televi- sion (S) (CC) Ellen DeGeneres: The Mark Twain Prize (S) (CC) ››› "Dressed to Kill" (1980) Michael Caine. Austin City Limits (S) (CC) Antiques Road- show (S) (CC) Pioneers of Televi- sion (S) (CC) Ellen DeGeneres: The Mark Twain Prize (S) (CC) ››› "Dressed to Kill" (1980) Michael Caine. KSTP ››› "The Ten Commandments" (1956, Historical Drama) Charlton Heston, Yul Brynner, Edward G. Robinson. Moses leads the enslaved Jews to the Promised Land. (S) News (:19) Castle "Till Death Do Us Part" (:19) Private Prac- tice "Who We Are" Red Carpet (1:49) › "The Messengers" (2007) Kristen Stewart, Dylan McDermott. Entertainers: With Byron Allen (CC) Happy Easter! (N) (S) KCCO News Wheel of Fortune Mike & Molly (S) The Mill- ers (S) Criminal Minds "The Return" (S) 48 Hours (N) (S) (CC) News Storm Stories Life to the Max (:35) CSI: Miami (S) (CC) Criminal Minds "Paradise" (CC) Leverage "The Bank Shot Job" White Collar "Power Play" News Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Life to the Max WDSE Ask This Old H'se This Old House The Lawrence Welk Show Antiques Road- show (N) (CC) New Red Green New Red Green Austin City Limits Acoustic music. (S) ››› "The Picture of Dorian Gray" (1945) George Sanders, Hurd Hatfi eld. (Off Air) KAWE News- Hour Wk Common Ground As Time Goes By Ameri- can Red Green Red Green David Garrett: Music -- Live in Concert (S) (CC) Shark Island Austin City Limits Acoustic music. (S) NOVA (S) (CC) (DVS) Independent Lens "The Trials of Muhammad Ali" (S) Ribbon of Sand Antiques Road- show (CC) Washing- ton Charlie Rose Sid the Science Word- World KMSP TMZ (N) (S) (CC) UFC: Werdum vs. Browne (N) (S Live) (CC) FOX at 9 (N) Sports Prime. Animation Domina- tion High-Def (N) ›› "Hotel for Dogs" (2009, Comedy) Emma Roberts, Jake T. Austin. Paid Program Paid Program FOX at 9 Focus T25 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program KARE News Bound Dateline NBC (S) (CC) Saturday Night Live (S) (CC) News (:29) Saturday Night Live (N) (S) (CC) Paid Program This- Minute News Paid Program Paid Program (:32) Cars.TV Paid Program Paid Program Amer. Athlete Paid Program (:02) 1st Look (S) Open House KVRR The Middle (S) Ultimate Outdoor UFC: Werdum vs. Browne (N) (S Live) (CC) Fox News 9 Big Bang Animation Domina- tion High-Def (N) (:05) White Collar "Power Play" Two and Half Men (Off Air) WUCW Bloopers (CC) Bloopers (CC) › "Dirty Work" (1998, Comedy) Norm Macdonald, Jack Warden. (CC) The Arsenio Hall Show (S) (CC) Ring of Honor Wrestling (CC) Alien File Alien File Comedy.TV (S) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program There Yet? Paid Program ›› "The Perfect Score" (2004) Erika Christensen, Chris Evans. (CC) Paid Program Paid Program WFTC Glee "Big Brother" (S) (CC) Glee Disco-inspired dance numbers. (S) Burn Notice "Pilot" (Part 1 of 2) (CC) Burn Notice "Made Man" (CC) 30 Rock (CC) 30 Rock (CC) Futura- ma (S) Futura- ma (S) Always Sunny Beer Geeks Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Whacked Out Paid Program Paid Program KPXM Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) The Listener "Cur- tain Call" (S) (CC) The Listener "The Taking" (S) (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Paid Program Interna- tional CABLE CHANNELS (A&E) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Storage Wars (S) Paid Program Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (AMC) (4:00) ›››› "For- rest Gump" ›››› "Forrest Gump" (1994) Tom Hanks. An innocent man enters history from the '50s to the '90s. (CC) ›››› "Forrest Gump" (1994) Tom Hanks. An innocent man enters history from the '50s to the '90s. (CC) ›››› "Forrest Gump" (1994) Tom Hanks. An innocent man enters history from the '50s to the '90s. (CC) Game of Arms (CC) Mad Men Changes at Sterling Cooper. (AP) Too Cute! (CC) Too Cute! (N) (S) Too Cute! (S) My Cat From Hell Too Cute! (S) Too Cute! (S) My Cat From Hell To Be Announced Untamed-Uncut Untamed-Uncut Untamed-Uncut Extreme Extreme (BRAVO) "How to Lose" ›› "The Princess Diaries" (2001) ›› "The Princess Diaries" (2001) ›› "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" (2003) Happens Happens Couch Paid Paid Paid Paid Million Dollar (CNBC) American Greed American Greed American Greed American Greed Money Talks Money Talks American Greed Paid Paid Money Talks American Greed Suze Orman Show Options Paid (CNN) Newsr'm Spotlight Chicagoland Death Row Stories Death Row Stories Chicagoland Death Row Stories Death Row Stories Anthony Bourd. Anthony Bourd. CNN Special New Day Sunday (COM) South Pk South Pk ››› "Role Models" (2008) (CC) Katt Kevin Hart: Laugh Kevin Hart: Grown Comedy Katt Katt Williams American Hustle Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid (DISC) Fast N' Loud (S) Fast N' Loud (S) Timber Kings (S) Timber Kings (N) Timber Kings (S) Timber Kings (S) Fast N' Loud (S) Fast N' Loud (S) Popoff Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (DISN) Dog Austin Jessie I D idn't Liv-Mad. Dog Mighty Kickin' It ANT Austin ANT Dog Austin ANT Jessie ›› "Cadet Kelly" (2002) Deck Deck Fish Phineas Henry Mickey (E!) Secret Societies "Blue Crush 2" (2011, Drama) Sasha Jackson. Total Divas Total Divas Total Divas Posted Worst Worst Chelsea Soup Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (ESPN) NBA Basketball NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (CC) SportsCenter SportsCenter (ESPN2) SEC Storied (CC) 30 for 30 Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Tonight (N) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Tonight SportsCenter (N) (CC) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) NBA Basketball Teams TBA. (CC) (EWTN) I Thirst Rutler Easter Vigil (N) (Live) Cross Thirst for Truth Easter Vigil Mass Joy- Icons Solemn Mass of Easter Sunday (N) Urbi et Orbi (FAM) "Little Mermaid" ››› "Tangled" (2010) Zachary Levi (:03) ›› "The Prince & Me" (2004) Julia Stiles. Melissa Melissa Melissa Paid Paid Grill-Pro Paid Paid Paid Paid Z. Levitt Paid Mass (FNC) FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine (N) Geraldo at Large (N) (S) (CC) Red Eye Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (S) (CC) Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Huckabee FOX and Friends Sunday (N) (FSN) Playing College Softball Texas at Oklahoma. Game Hard Charge Boxing MLB Baseball: Twins at Royals College Softball Texas at Oklahoma. West-Customs Car Warriors (S) (FX) (3:30) "Avatar" ››› "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" (2011) ›› "Green Lantern" (2011) Ryan Reynolds. Fargo Saint Anger Louie Louie FXM Paid Paid Paid Paid (GOLF) (5:30) LPGA Tour Golf LOTTE Championship, Final Round. From Oahu, Hawaii. (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf RBC Heritage, Third Round. From Hilton Head, S.C. Golf Central PGA Tour Golf Champions: Greater Gwin- nett Championship, Second Round. Paid Program Golf Central Euro PGA (HGTV) Hunters Hunt Intl Property Brothers Property Brothers House Hunters Hunters Hunt Intl Property Brothers House Hunters Hunters Hunt Intl Property Brothers Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (HIST) (5:00) The B ible (S) The Bible (S) (CC) The Bible (S) (CC) (:01) The B ible (S) (CC) (:01) The Bible (S) (CC) Paid Knife Show/Cutlery Corner Paid Paid (LIFE) "Gabby Douglas" "A Day Late and a Dollar Short" (2014) ›› "Madea's Family Reunion" (2006) (:02) "A Day Late and a Dollar Short" (:02) ›› "Madea's Family Reunion" Chris Chris Paid Paid Hair! Paid (NBCSN) NHL Live NHL Hockey NHL Hockey NHL Formula One Racing F1 Prer Formula One Racing F1 Extra Paid Premier Premier (NICK) Sam & Sam & Sam & Cat (CC) Haunted Thunder Full H'se Full H'se Friends Friends (:12) Friends (CC) Friends '70s '70s George (:12) George Lopez George George YesDear YesDear Hang. Hang. (SPIKE) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) ›› "The Expendables" (2010, Action) Jet Li (S) ›› "Rambo" (2008) Julie Benz (S) ›› "The Punisher" (2004) Thomas Jane. (S) Paid Paid Paid Paid Rifl es Paid (SYFY) ›› "Piranha" (2010) Elisabeth Shue. ›› "Big Ass Spider!" (2013) "Bigfoot" (2012) Danny Bonaduce. (CC) ›› "Big Ass Spider!" (2013) "Axe Giant: The Wrath" Metal Metal Paid Paid (TBN) "Passion-Christ" In Touch Hour of Power Graham Classic Passion Travel the Road (CC) Changed Lives "Apostle Peter" ››› "King of Kings" (1961) Jeffrey Hunter, Robert Ryan. (TBS) Ray- mond Ray- mond Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Deal With It Bam's Bad Ass ›› "Barbershop" (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube, Anthony Anderson. › "The Love Guru" (2008) Mike Myers, Jessica Alba. Married Married Married Married Married Married Married (TCM) (4:00) "Where Eagles Dare" (1969) ››› "Laura" (1944, Mystery) Gene Tierney. Premiere. (:45) ›› "Where the Sidewalk Ends" (1950) Dana Andrews, Gary Merrill. (CC) ›› "The Iron Curtain" (1948, Suspense) Dana Andrews, Gene Tierney, June Havoc. Premiere. › "Hatchet for the Honey- moon" (1971, Horror) (:45) › "The Terror" (1963, Horror) Boris Karloff. (CC) MGM Parade (:45) ››› "The Silver Chal- ice" (1954, Drama) (CC) (TLC) Hoard-Buried Sex Sent Me to Sex Sent Me to Outrageous 911 (S) Sex Sent Me to Sex Sent Me to Outrageous 911 (S) Hoard-Buried Popoff Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TNT) "X2: X-Men Uni." ›› "I, Robot" (2004) Will Smith. Premiere. (:32) ››› "X2: X-Men United" (2003) Patrick Stewart. (:34) ›› "Daredevil" (2003) Ben Affl eck. (CC) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) Law & Order (S) (TOON) "Wizard of Oz" King/Hill King/Hill Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Boon Boon Space Bleach Naruto 1 Piece Exorcist Black Naruto Shell Fullmetal Samurai IGPX Star Titan Looney Looney (TRAV) Food Paradise Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures The Dead Files The Dead Files Ghost Adventures The Dead Files The Dead Files Ghost Adventures Grill-Pro Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TRUTV) World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Most Shocking World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Most Shocking Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Grill-Pro (TVLAND) Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Gilligan Isle Ray- mond Ray- mond Ray- mond Ray- mond Ray- mond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens The Soul Man Cleve- land '70s Show '70s Show '70s Show '70s Show '70s Show Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls (USA) Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Law & Order: Spe- cial Victims Unit Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Modern Family Chrisley Knows Chrisley Knows (:01) ›› "The Switch" (2010) Jennifer Aniston. Premiere. (CC) (DVS) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) House Treating a seizure patient. (S) House "Clueless" (S) (CC) House Severe al- lergic reaction. (S) House "Teamwork" (S) (CC) (WGN-A) Witches White MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Texas Rangers. (N) Witches Rules Rules Rules 30 Rock 30 Rock Sunny Dharma Death Death ›› "Slow Burn" (2000) Minnie Driver. Paid Paid PREMIUM CHANNELS (HBO) (:15) ››› "The Way, Way Back" (2013) Steve Carell. 'PG-13' (CC) Billy Crystal 700 Sundays The comic discusses childhood memories. (N) (S) Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles Fight Game Road to Marquez Game of Thrones Tyrion helps Jaime. ››› "The Way, Way Back" (2013) Steve Carell. (S) (:45) VICE (S) (:15) ›› "Unleashed" (2005, Action) Jet Li, Bob Hoskins. (S) 'R' (CC) (:15) ›› "Musical Chairs" (2011) (MAX) "Intern- ship" ››› "The Abyss" (1989) Ed Harris. An oil-rig crew must search for a sunken nuclear sub. (CC) › "Getaway" (2013, Action) Ethan Hawke. 'PG-13' (CC) Femme Fatales Girl's Guide (:45) ››› "The Conjuring" (2013, Hor- ror) Vera Farmiga. (S) 'R' (CC) (:40) The Erotic Traveler (S) (CC) (:25) ››› "Tombstone" (1993, Western) Kurt Russell. (S) 'R' (CC) Black Girl (:05) ›› "Hitch- cock" (2012) (CC) (SHOW) (5:00) ››› "The Impossible" (2012) Nurse Jackie Californi- cation All Ac- cess (N) Boxing Bernard Hopkins vs. Beibut Shumenov. (N) (Live) All Ac- cess Californi- cation Nurse Jackie ››› "Seven Psychopaths" (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell. (S) 'R' (CC) (:25) ›› "Gone" (2012) Amanda Seyfried. (S) 'PG-13' ›› "The Secret of My Success" (TMC) ›› "Lawless" (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) 'R' (CC) ›› "The Brood" (1979) Oliver Reed. (S) 'R' (CC) (:35) ›› "Scanners" (1981, Science Fiction) Stephen Lack. (S) 'R' (CC) ›› "The Brood" (1979) Oliver Reed. (S) 'R' (CC) (:05) ›› "Scanners" (1981, Science Fiction) Stephen Lack. (S) 'R' (CC) ›› "Lawless" (2012, Crime Drama) Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy. (S) 'R' (CC) (4:55) › "Inescap- able" (2012) (S) 'R' 18 – APRIL 13 - 19, 2014 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS

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