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Big O TRUTV 61 USA VH1 TMC TNT WGN-A 39 67 - 246 204 242 105 335 162 307 259 March 19 - 25, 2011 March 19 - 25, 2011 49 500 501 300 551 › Cop Out (2010) ›› She’s Out of My League (2010) Jay Baruchel. 229 112 203 House Hunters House Hunters Hunters Int’l 269 120 277 Underwater Universe (CC) 18 One Born Ev. How I Met 16 Jersey Shore “A House Divided” 42 248 136 47 ››› The Incredible Hulk (2008) 312 185 41 62 TCM 192 256 132 501 ››› Never Too Late (1965, Comedy) Maureen O’Sullivan, Paul Ford. 6 Gold Rush: Alaska (CC) 280 183 - Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (CC) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (CC) Get Hot! (CC) 620 544 327 591 Road Kill (2010) Bob Morley. 43 245 138 30 Law & Order “License to Kill” 6 247 139 278 182 31 17 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) WWE A.M. Raw (N) (CC) 32 Bsktb Wives Beverly Hills - ›› The Shipping News (2001) Kevin Spacey, Julianne Moore. (CC) Wedding Wars 252 108 331 160 299 170 241 168 14 Underwater Universe (CC) 311 180 19 Fresh Prince Fresh Prince Paid Program Smile Whiter Light Relief Paid Program Paid Program Twist Into Shape Paid Program Take It Off! 231 110 - Unwrapped 72 144 410 NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Scotts Turf Builder 300. Best Thing Ate Iron Chef America 21 SportsCenter (CC) College GameDay Scoreboard (N) College GameDay Scoreboard Challenge 37 218 401 35 Walk Fit Plat. Men’s Health Get Ripped Paid Program Golf Central 59 Paid Program Get Sexier Hair Get Ripped Paid Program Dual Saw Golf Central Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program RJ Berger Sp. Skins Unwrap Underwater Universe (CC) The Real World (CC) 20 The Nanny (CC) The Nanny (CC) My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids Hates Chris 33 ›› The Hunted (2003, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Benicio Del Toro. East › Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead (2008) Nicki Aycox, Laura Jordan. 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With Married... With Married... With Married... With ›› Murder Ahoy! (1964) (CC) Paid Program Spinning Adopted (2009, Comedy) Pauly Shore. (CC) Law & Order (CC) (DVS) Vacations Law & Order “Golden Years” Fullmetal Alch. Inuyasha Great Hair Day ›› Ripple Effect Take It Off! Golf Central Brave New Voices 2010 (CC) DISN 46 290 172 E! 69 10 - - 10 The Outer Limits “Time to Time” 36 Suite/Deck - After Lately 6 409 236 114 140 280 13 254 130 15 ›› Demolition Man (1993, Science Fiction) Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes. 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(CC) ››› The Tall T (1957) Randolph Scott, Richard Boone. 6 Gold Rush: Alaska “Going For Broke” Gold Rush: Alaska “Bad Blood” (CC) Gold Rush: Alaska “Bedrock or Bust” Gold Rush: Alaska “Never Say Die” 6 247 139 278 182 31 East Population 436 (2006, Suspense) Jeremy Sisto, Fred Durst. Premiere. 11 College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Third Round: Teams TBA. (Live) 33 UFC Unleashed Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (CC) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (N) King of the Hill Dateline: Real Life Mysteries (N) ››› Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003, Action) Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Vivica A. Fox. (CC) ››› Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) Uma Thurman, David Carradine. An assassin confronts her former boss and his gang. (CC) God, Devil Bob Road Kill (2010, Horror) Bob Morley. Premiere. (CC) King of the Hill NCIS A Marine captain is murdered. Beverly Hills Scrubs (CC) Pig Hunt (2008, Action) Travis Aaron Wade, Tina Huang. Premiere. 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Movers Chuggington Healthy Hair Hair Removal Lucci Skin Care Be PROACTIV SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Bassmasters (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Tracy Anderson Golf Central Paid Program Medicus Golf 3 The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Who’s the Boss? Who’s the Boss? Who’s the Boss? Who’s the Boss? ›› Orphan (2009, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard. (CC) Hunters Int’l Dream Home Cash & Cari Paid Program Meaningful Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Free Money Men’s Health When I Was 17 When I Was 17 When I Was 17 When I Was 17 The Nanny (CC) The Nanny (CC) Family Matters Family Matters Cash Now! Sonic Hedgehog Steel Dreams World’s Dumbest... A limo in reverse. World’s Dumbest... Dumb drivers. 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(HDTV) Norbit 9 p.m. on (ABC-7) Critics absolutely roasted Eddie Murphy for this very broad 2007 comedy about a man who tries to figure out a way to escape his obese, shrewish wife and find happiness with his childhood sweetheart (Thandie Newton), but let’s face it, there’s an audience for Murphy’s multicharacter “Nutty Professor”-ish shtick. 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An FBI agent seeks revenge for the murder of his family. George Lopez Secrets, Stylist Antonio Treatment House Hunters House Hunters Hunters Int’l Underwater Universe (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) TMZ (N) (CC) News Joe Bonamassa Live From the Royal Albert Hall (CC) News (CC) Entourage (CC) Paid Program Deadliest Catch (CC) Pit Boss Shorty takes part in a séance. Pit Boss XL “Little Chippendales XL” House “Frozen” (CC) House “Don’t Ever Change” (CC) ››› Speed (1994) Keanu Reeves. A transit bus is wired to explode if it drops below 50 mph. (CC) Pit Boss Shorty takes part in a séance. House “Ugly” (CC) Fringe “Stowaway” (PA) (CC) Intervention “Tiffany D” (CC) Intervention “Megan; Maryanne” Debt Do Us Part Debt Do Us Part Paid Program Spinning & Weight Heads-Up Poker Newsroom The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion! (1997) John Schneider, Tom Wopat. Murder in Mexico: Falcon Lake Piers Morgan Tonight Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed SportsNet Central The Final Score Stargate Atlantis Michael’s secret lab. 2010 World Series of Poker (CC) › Billy Madison (1995, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin. Diners, Drive Wizards-Place Wizards-Place Wizards-Place Chelsea Lately Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim College GameDay Scoreboard (CC) SportsCenter (N) (CC) ››› The Incredible Hulk (2008) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. Pipe Dream Diners, Drive Play More Golf Take It Off! Time After Time (2011, Romance) Richard Thomas, Kaj-Erik Eriksen. (CC) › Cop Out (2010) Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan. (CC) Hunters Int’l Underwater Universe (CC) Jersey Shore “A Cheesy Situation” Coming Home “Daddy’s Little Girl” Jersey Shore (CC) NCAA Postgame ››› The Bourne Supremacy (2004, Suspense) Matt Damon, Franka Potente. ›› Lethal Weapon 4 (1998, Action) Mel Gibson. 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