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SATURDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 28, 2013 MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS This Old This Old Antiques RoadDoc Martin "Always ››› "Wait Until Dark" (1967, Suspense) (:15) Mr. Bean (S) Austin City Limits Antiques RoadDoc Martin "Always ››› "Wait Until Dark" (1967, Suspense) (:15) Mr. Bean (S) KTCA House House show (CC) on My Mind" Audrey Hepburn, Alan Arkin. (CC) (S) (CC) show (CC) on My Mind" Audrey Hepburn, Alan Arkin. (CC) News Paid College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) News (:05) Castle "After (12:05) Private Red (:35) Movie (:35) Entertainers: With Paid Paid KSTP Program Missing Byron Allen (CC) Program Program the Storm" (CC) Practice (S) (CC) Carpet News Wheel of To Be Announced To Be Announced 48 Hours (Season News Storm Life to (:35) CSI: Miami (:35) Criminal (:35) Leverage (CC) (:35) White Collar News Forever Paid Paid Life to KCCO Fortune Stories the Max "Identity" (CC) Young Program Program the Max Premiere) (N) (S) Minds "Valhalla" "Pilot (Part 2)" Ask This This Old Duluth Superior Symphony Orchestra Red Red Austin City Limits ›› "Outpost in Morocco" (1949, Adven- (Off Air) WDSE Old H'se House Live 2013 Green Green "Jack White" (S) ture) George Raft, Marie Windsor. News- Common As Time Steves' Red Red 2012 Blues Music Awards Audience Austin City Limits NOVA "Secrets of Frontline Assisted POV "Best Kept Secret" Janet Skeletons of the Ribbon Sid the WordKAWE Hour Wk Ground Goes By Europe Green Green (S) (CC) of Sand Science World "Jack White" (S) the Viking Sword" living company. (S) Mino helps autistic boys. Sahara (S) (CC) College Football (N) (S Live) (CC) FOX at 9 Animation Domina- Access Hollywood Made in Hollywood Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid KMSP Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program (N) tion High-Def (S) (N) (S) (CC) (N) (S) (CC) News Bound Chicago Fire "A The Blacklist "Pilot" Vikings Special News (:29) Saturday Night Live Paid ThisNews Vikings Paid (:32) Paid Paid Amer. Paid Arcade Open KARE Program Minute Plan Program Cars.TV Program Program Athlete Program Fire House Problem House" (S) (CC) (Season Premiere) (N) (CC) College Football (N) (S Live) (CC) Fox Animation Domina- (:05) White Collar Two and (Off Air) KVRR News 9 tion High-Def (S) "Pilot (Part 1)" Half Men Bloopers Bloopers ›› "The Amityville Horror" (2005) Ryan The Arsenio Hall Ring of Honor Alien File Alien File Comedy.TV (S) (CC) Paid Paid There Paid ››› "Confessions of a Dangerous Paid Estate WUCW Program Program Yet? Program Mind" (2002) Sam Rockwell. (CC) Program (CC) (CC) Reynolds, Melissa George. (CC) Show (S) (CC) Wrestling (CC) Glee "Showmance" Glee "I Am Unicorn" Burn Notice Rescu- Burn Notice "Bad 30 Rock 30 Rock Futura- Futura- Always Beer Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Whacked Paid Paid WFTC Program Program (S) (CC) (S) (CC) ing Fiona. (CC) Blood" (CC) (CC) (CC) ma (S) ma (S) Sunny Geeks Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Out Monk (S) (CC) Monk The death of a Monk Death of a Monk (S) (CC) Monk Theatergoers Monk (S) (CC) Monk (S) (CC) Monk Monk must Paid Paid Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Paid World to KPXM Program Program Program Come skydiver. (CC) circus ringmaster. witness a murder. stop a killer. 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(CC) America's Cutest Untamed-Uncut Untamed-Uncut Untamed-Uncut Extreme Extreme (AP) Jersey Jersey ››› "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" (2008) ››› "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" (2008) ›› "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" (2003) Happens Paid Paid Paid Paid Housewives/NJ (BRAVO) Secret Secret Buried Treasure Suze Orman Show Treasure Treasure Buried Treasure Suze Orman Show Treasure Treasure Paid Paid Treasure Treasure Suze Orman Show Suze Orman Show Options Paid (CNBC) CNN Newsroom Anderson Cooper To Be Announced Stroumboulop To Be Announced Stroumboulop To Be Announced Stroumboulop New Day Sunday (CNN) "Without-Paddle" ››› "Hot Tub Time Machine" (2010) (:15) ››› "Hot Tub Time Machine" (2010) (CC) "Harold & Kumar Escape" (:45) ›› "American Pie 2" (2001) Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid (COM) Porter Porter Amish Mafi a (S) Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Porter Porter Porter Porter Popoff Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid David (DISC) Jessie Dog ›› "Cars 2" (2011) Premiere. (S) (CC) Lab Rats Kickin' It Wander Liv-Mad. Good Shake It Good Dog Austin ›› "Zenon: The Zequel" Deck Deck Fish Phineas Octo Henry (DISN) Players Soup ››› "13 Going on 30" (2004) Players Chelsea Hello True Hollywood Total Divas Total Divas Chelsea Hello Soup Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (E!) (5:00) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (:15) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) (:15) SportsCenter (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) Football Final NFL College Football Teams TBA. (CC) NFL (ESPN) College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) College College Football Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) College Football Baseball Tonight NHRA Drag Racing SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) (ESPN2) Football Final (N) (CC) (N) (Live) (CC) (CC) (CC) Mother Angelica The War of the Vendee Rosary Day at the Council Campus Lectio Daily Mass Surprises-God St. Francis St. Luke Lectio EWTN Live The Living Angelus St. Luke (EWTN) "Cheaper Dozen" ›› "Ice Age: The Meltdown" (2006) ››› "Despicable Me" (2010) ›› "Liar Liar" (1997) Jim Carrey. Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Z. Levitt Prince Mass (FAM) FOX Report Huckabee Justice With Judge Geraldo at Large Red Eye Huckabee Justice With Judge Red Eye Huckabee Geraldo at Large Huckabee FOX and Friends (FNC) Jeanine Jeanine (S) (CC) (S) (CC) Sunday (N) Twins College Football Teams TBA. (N Same-day Tape) Vikings College Football Big 12 Live (N) MLB Baseball: Indians at Twins College Football Teams TBA. West-Customs (FSN) "Twilight: Moon" ›› "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" (2010) Kristen Stewart. Anger Louie Louie Wilfred Wilfred Two Two Louie Louie Wilfred Wilfred Two Paid Paid Paid Paid (FX) PGA Tour Golf PGA Tour Golf Web.com Tour Championship, Third Round. From Golf PGA Tour Golf Champions: Nature Valley Golf In Play Paid Paid Paid Teeter Paid Paid Golf Golf (GOLF) Central First Tee Open, Second Round. Central Program Program Program HangUps Program Program Central Central Dye's Valley Course, Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (HGTV) Mountain Men To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced Paid Knife Show/Cutlery Corner (S) (CC) Paid (HIST) (5:00) "Girl Fight" "The Cheating Pact" (2013) Premiere. "Gone Missing" (2013) Daphne Zuniga. (:02) "The Cheating Pact" (2013) (CC) (:02) "Gone Missing" (2013) (CC) Chris Chris Nopalea Paid Paid Hair! (LIFE) Post College Football Brown at Harvard. (N) (Live) English Premier League Soccer NFL Turning Point Cycling Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Fishing WildLi Hunter (NBCSN) Sponge. Sponge. Sam & Haunted Drake Drake See Dad Nanny Friends Friends Friends Friends George (:45) George Lopez George George My Wife My Wife YesDear YesDear Full H'se Full H'se Full H'se (NICK) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (N) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) Cops (S) ›› "Along Came Polly" (2004) Ben Stiller. ›› "The Cable Guy" (1996, Comedy) Ways Paid Paid Hang Paid Paid Paid (SPIKE) (3:00) "The Abyss" ››› "X-Men 2" (2003) Patrick Stewart. Premiere. (:01) ›› "Godzilla" (1998) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. (:01) ››› "X-Men 2" (2003, Fantasy) Patrick Stewart. Zone Zone Paid Paid (SYFY) Precious Memories In Touch Hour of Power Graham Classic Not a Travel Gold Through the Fire History Oak Virtual Christian Stranger Lindsey Gospel Billy Graham Holy Bible (TBN) RayRayBig Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang ›› "Zoolander" (2001, Comedy) Ben ›› "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" (2009) Kevin Married Married Married Married Married Married Married Married (TBS) mond mond Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell. (CC) James, Jayma Mays. (CC) (DVS) (5:00) ›› "But››› "Gun Crazy" (1950) (:45) ›› "Hell Drivers" (1957, Drama) (:45) ›› "Curse of the Demon" (1957, Horror) Dana ››› "The Honeymoon Killers" (1969) ›› "Eyes of Laura Mars" (1978, Sus"The Strange Love (TCM) of Martha Ivers" terfield 8" (1960) Peggy Cummins. (CC) Stanley Baker, Herbert Lom. Andrews, Peggy Cummins. (CC) Shirley Stoler, Tony Lo Bianco. pense) Faye Dunaway. Premiere. 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(N) (S Live) 24/7 REAL Sports With (:45) Boardwalk This Is ›› "This Is 40" (2012, Romance-Com- (:15) ››› "The (HBO) Bradley Bryant Gumbel (S) Empire (S) (CC) 40 Weeks Notice" (S) Mann. Premiere. (S) 'R' (CC) (CC) edy) Paul Rudd. (S) 'R' (CC) New World" (2005) "Dark › "The Watch" (2012, Com- (:10) Strike Back ›› "Con Air" (1997) Nicolas Cage. ViStrike Back (S) Girl's (:20) ››› "Magic Mike" (:15) ›››› "The Silence of the Lambs" (1991, (:20) ››› "2010" (1984) Roy (MAX) Shad" edy) Ben Stiller. (S) 'R' (CC) Guide (S) (CC) cious convicts hijack their flight. (S) 'R' (CC) (2012) Channing Tatum. 'R' Suspense) Jodie Foster, Scott Glenn. (S) 'R' (CC) Scheider. 'PG' (CC) Ray Donovan ››› "Lincoln" (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel Day- ››› "Gangs of New York" (2002) Leonardo DiCaprio. A man (:20) Ray Donovan (:20) Dexter (S) Polyamo- (2:50) ››› "War Horse" (2011) Emily Watson. A › "The (SHOW) ry Mr. Double" "Same Exactly" Lewis, Sally Field. Premiere. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) vows vengeance on the gangster who killed his father. "Same Exactly" (CC) horse sees joy and sorrow during World War I. (4:55) › › "The Darkest Hour" (2011) ›› "Rubber" (2010) Stephen "Botched" (2007, Suspense) (:05) ›› "Rubber" (2010) "Botched" (2007, Suspense) (:05) "360" (2011, Drama) Anthony ››› "Dark Horse" (2011) "Career (TMC) "Brake" Emile Hirsch. 'PG-13' Opp." Spinella. (S) 'R' (CC) Stephen Dorff. (S) 'NR' (CC) Stephen Spinella. (S) 'R' (CC) Stephen Dorff. (S) 'NR' (CC) Hopkins, Ben Foster. (S) 'R' (CC) Justin Bartha. (S) 'NR' (CC) 18 – SEPTEMBER 22 - 28, 2013 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH

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