Today's Entertainment

Saturday movies 5:00 p.m. FX "Live Free or Die Hard" ››› (2007, Action) Bruce Willis, Justin Long. John McClane grapples with a villain who plans to shut down the United States by attacking the country's vulnerable computer infrastructure. (3hr) TOON "Stuart Little" ››› (1999, Comedy) Geena Davis, Hugh Laurie. Based on the book by E.B. White. Two human parents adopt a mouse as a little brother for their son. (2hr) 5:30 p.m. STARZ "Frankenweenie" ››› (2012, Comedy) Voices of Catherine O'Hara, Martin Short. Animated. A boy faces unintended and sometimes monstrous consequences when he conducts a science experiment to bring his beloved dog, Sparky, back from the dead. (1hr30) 5:53 p.m. COM "I Love You, Man" ››› (2009, Comedy) Paul Rudd, Jason Segel. As a bridegroom's bond with his new best friend grows, it threatens his relationship with his fiancee. (2hr4) 6:00 p.m. HBO "Crazy, Stupid, Love." ››› (2011, Romance-Comedy) Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling. A self-styled Lothario teaches a suddenly single 40-something how to be a hit with the ladies. (2hr) 6:06 p.m. USA "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" ››› (1989, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery. Archaeologist Jones rescues his kidnapped father, and the two race the Nazis to find the Holy Grail. (2hr49) 7:30 p.m. FAM "Pretty Woman" ››› (1990, Romance-Comedy) Richard Gere, Julia Roberts. A corporate raider pays a gorgeous hooker to be his escort for a business week in Beverly Hills. (2hr30) SATURDAY, AUGUST 31 C ( , T ) * S1 S2 NBC WNDU CBS WSBT CW WCWW FOX WSJV PBS WNIT + WHME _ ABC WBND SBT2 TBN WMYS 0 M A&E ∂ AMC ≤ ANPL ª BET [ CNBC W CNN O COM E CSNCH 1 CSPAN D DISC R DISN N E! B ESPN C ESPN2 æ FAM V FNC ∞ FOOD P FX ≥ GOLF (131) HALL I HGTV H HIST F LIFE Z MSNBC ¥ NBCSN ? 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In 19thcentury France, ex-prisoner Jean Valjean, pursued for many years by ruthless policeman Javert, agrees to care for a factory worker's daughter. (2hr45) TNT "Ocean's Eleven" ››› (2001, Comedy- 7 PM 7:30 8 PM FBI agent pursues Frank Abagnale Jr., a con man who assumes various identities and commits forgery. (3hr) 11:00 p.m. AMC "The Departed" ››› (2006, Crime Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. In Boston an undercover cop gains a gangland chief's trust, while a career criminal infiltrates the police force for the mob. (3hr30) SPIKE "Men in Black" ››› (1997, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. (2hr30) C - COMCAST S1 - DISH NETWORK S2 - DIRECTV MOVIES 6:30 Drama) George Clooney, Matt Damon. A parolee organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist. (2hr30) 10:30 p.m. WCWW9 "X2: X-Men United" ››› (2003, Fantasy) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman. After a mutant-hating militarist named Stryker invades their school, the X-Men must join forces with Magneto to rescue Professor Xavier and neutralize the threat posed by Stryker. (2hr30) TNT "Catch Me if You Can" ››› (2002, Comedy-Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks. An 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 NewsCenter 16 at 6 American Ninja Warrior "Vegas Do No Harm Olivia and Jason's Do No Harm Ian fights to save NewsCenter 16 (:29) Saturday Finals" Las Vegas finals. son is kidnapped. himself. at 11 Night Live 2013 U.S. Open Tennis Paid Program CBS Evening Paid Program Jeopardy! Mike & Molly Two and a Half 48 Hours 48 Hours WSBT News (:35) Criminal News Men at 11 Minds Friends Friends How I Met Your How I Met Your The Big Bang The Big Bang Futurama Futurama Seinfeld "The Seinfeld "The ABC57 News ››› X2: X-Men United ('03, Fantasy) Patrick Mother Mother Theory Theory Junior Mint" Smelly Car" on CW25 Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen. › Jumper ('08) Hayden Christensen, Jamie Bell. 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The Game The Game ›› National Security ('03) Martin Lawrence, Steve Zahn. ›› Diary of a Mad Black Woman ('05, Comedy-Drama) Kimberly Elise, Steve Harris. ›› Daddy's Little Girls Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program CNBC Titans "Lee Iacocca" American Greed The Suze Orman Show The Profit "LA Dogworks" American Greed CNN Newsroom The Situation Room Boston's Finest Boston's Finest Boston's Finest Boston's Finest Boston's Finest (3:49) Movie Idiocracy (5:53) ››› I Love You, Man ('09, Comedy) Paul Rudd. (7:57) ›› Without a Paddle ('04, Comedy) Seth Green. (:01) ›› Without a Paddle ('04, Comedy) Seth Green. (4:00) MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies at Chicago Cubs. Cubs Post. SportsNet Red Bull Signature Series Football Inside Look SportsNet SportsNet (3:00) Washington This Week Communicat First Ladies As Influence Makers First ladies through history. Amish Mafia Moonshiners Moonshiners Moonshiners Tickle Tickle Tickle Porter Ridge Porter Ridge Porter Ridge Good-Charlie Dog Austin & Ally Shake It Up! Good-Charlie Good-Charlie Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Austin & Ally Good-Charlie Dog Jessie Kardashian E! News Total Divas ›› Eat Pray Love ('10, Drama) Julia Roberts, James Franco, Javier Bardem. Chelsea Lat The Soup Goal Line College Football Alabama vs. Virginia Tech. From Atlanta. (N) (Live) Score College Football LSU vs. Texas Christian. From Arlington, Texas. (N) (Live) (3:30) College Football Teams TBA. (N) Score Countdown NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series:Great Clips-Grit Chips 300. (N) (Live) College Football Northwestern at California. Movie ›› Legally Blonde ('01) Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson. ››› Pretty Woman ('90) Richard Gere, Julia Roberts, Ralph Bellamy. ›› 17 Again ('09, Comedy) Zac Efron, Leslie Mann. (4:00) America's News Headquarters FOX Report Huckabee Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large Jour. FOX News Iron Chef America The Great Food Truck Race Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Iron Chef America ››› Live Free or Die Hard ('07) Bruce Willis. America's computers fall under attack. ›› The A-Team ('10) Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper. Former Special Forces soldiers form a rogue unit. Louie PGA Tour Golf Golf Central LPGA Tour Golf Safeway Classic, Third Round. (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf PGA Tour Golf (4:00) Movie Puppy Love A Crush on You ('11, Romance-Comedy) Brigid Brannagh. Cedar Cove "Help Wanted" The Makeover ('13) Julia Stiles, David Walton. 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Sam & Cat Hathaways Sam & Cat Hathaways See Dad Run The Nanny Friends ›› Employee of the Month ('06, Comedy) Dane Cook. ›› Shallow Hal ('01, Romance-Comedy) Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black. ›› Couples Retreat ('09, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman. Ink Master "Thrills for Grills" Ink Master "Fire and Lace" Ink Master Ink Master Ink Master "Animal Instinct" Ink Master ››› Men in Black ('97) Friends Friends King Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Pirates-Worlds Who Do You Think You Are? Who Do You Think You Are? Who Do You Think You Are? Breaking: LA Breaking Amish: LA: Extended Episode Breaking: LA Breaking: LA (:45) ›› Red ('10, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich. Movie ››› Ocean's Eleven ('01) George Clooney, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia. ››› Catch Me if You Can ('02) ››› Stuart Little ('99) Geena Davis, Hugh Laurie. › The Smurfs ('11) Hank Azaria, Neil Patrick Harris. King of Hill Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Cleveland Boondocks Food Paradise Food Paradise Food Paradise Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Wipeout Wipeout Wipeout Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show The Soul Man Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond (3:32) Movie Indiana Jones (:06) ››› Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade ('89) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery. (8:55) ›› Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ('08) Graceland Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (N) WGN News at Nine Bones (4:45) Movie Jack and Jill (:20) ›› Action Jackson ('88, Action) (:45) ›› Tango & Cash ('89) Sylvester Stallone. (:35) Striking ›› XXX: State of the Union ('05, Action) (3:45) Movie Rock of Ages (:45) The Newsroom ››› Crazy, Stupid, Love. ('11) Steve Carell. ››› Les Misérables ('12, Musical) Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe. Hard Knocks (:35) › Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter ('12, Action) (:10) Strike Back Movie Strike Back Strike Back ›› Outbreak ('95) Dustin Hoffman, Rene Russo. Ray Donovan (:45) ›› Step Up Revolution ('12, Drama) Ryan Guzman. ››› The Help ('11, Drama) Viola Davis, Emma Stone. All Access Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse All Access (:05) The White Queen (:05) The White Queen (:05) The White Queen White Queen ››› Frankenweenie ('12), Martin Short ›› Total Recall ('12) Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale. August 26-September 1, 2013 • The Goshen News • TV Spotlight 13

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