Official Kids Mag

March 2021

Official Kids Mag is specifically written for kids ages 5 to 12. It contains activities and stories ranging from kid heroes, cooking, gardening, STEAM, education, fun facts and much more every month.

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W ha t b ow can 't be ti ed ? a ra i nbo w ! why did the leprechaun cross the road? To get to the pot of gold! knock, knock Who's there? Irish! Irish who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day! why did the leprechaun stand on the potato? To keep from falling in the stew! how can you tell if a potato is not from Ireland? When it's a French fry! why do people wear shamrocks on st. patrick's day? Real rocks would be too heavy! why can't you iron a four-leaf clover? Because you should never press your luck! what do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover? A rash of good luck! what does it mean when you find a horseshoe? A poor horse is going barefoot! what's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O'Furniture! what do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles? Wee-cyclers! what happens when a leprechaun falls into a river? He gets wet! where will you always find gold? In the dictionary! why do frogs and alligators like st. patrick's day? Because they are already wearing green! why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they are always a little short! • march 2021 • 9

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