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THURSDAY EVENING MAY 30, 2013 MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS PBS NewsHour (N) KTCA (S) (CC) News News KSTP KCCO WDSE KAWE KMSP KARE KVRR WUCW WFTC News Wheel of Fortune PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Access TMZ (N) Hollyw'd (CC) News Entertainment Foxnews Two and at 6 (N) Half Men Family Family Feud (S) Feud (S) Big Bang Big Bang The This Old House Hour (CC) Wipeout (N) (S) (CC) Big Bang Two and Half Men Great Lawyers Garden on Line Common EcoGround sense Hell's Kitchen "7 Chefs Compete" Save Me Save Me "WWJD" (N) (S) Hell's Kitchen "7 Chefs Compete" The Vampire Diaries "Memorial" (S) White Collar "Prisoner's Dilemma" Criminal Minds (S) (CC) (DVS) Battlefield Medicine Make Me "Make Me "Survival" (S) Live Forever" Motive The murder (:01) Rookie Blue of a limo driver. (N) "Homecoming" (N) Person of Interest (:01) Elementary "Til Death" (CC) "Child Predator" Venture Native The MinneNorth (S) Report Playlist sota "Service: When The This Old House Women" Hour (CC) Does Someone FOX at 9 (N) Have to Go? (N) The Of- Parks/ (:01) Hannibal "Buffice (S) Recreat fet Froid" (N) Does Someone Fox News at 9 (N) Have to Go? (N) Beauty and the Inside omg! Edition Insider (N) Beast (S) (CC) White Collar Two and Two and Half Men Half Men "Company Man" Criminal Minds (S) Criminal Minds (CC) (DVS) "True Genius" (S) As Time As Time CONSTITUTION PBS NewsHour Goes By Goes By USA-Sagal (S) (CC) 5 Eyewitness News Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:02) AccordNightline ing-Jim at 10 (N) (S) (N) (S) (CC) News Late Show With Late Late Show/ News David Letterman Craig Ferguson World Business Charlie Rose (N) NOVA Scientists in News (S) (CC) Haiti and Chile. (S) Lakeland World Business Equitrek- Charlie Rose (N) News king (S) (CC) FOX at (:35) TMZ Dish Na- Access The Of- (:35) The 10 (N) (S) tion (N) Hollyw'd fice (CC) Office News The Tonight Show (:36) Late Night Last With Jay Leno (S) With Jimmy Fallon Call/Daly Two and Big Bang How I Paid Paid (Off Air) Half Men Met Program Program Extra (N) Old There Baggage Excused Paid Christine Yet? Program (CC) (CC) (CC) SimpFamily 30 Rock 30 Rock King of Always sons the Hill Sunny Guy (S) (CC) (CC) House "Two Stories" House "Recession House "Bombshells" (S) (CC) Proof" (S) (CC) (S) (CC) The This Old House Hour (CC) (:02) Twin Cities Live Happenings. Comics Comics Battlefield Medicine Make Me "Make Me "Survival" (S) Live Forever" Paid ABC World News Now (N) Program (CC) Paid Paid Up to the Minute Program Program (N) (S) As Time Goes By America Morning Morning News As Time CONSTITUTION Goes By USA-Sagal News News News In Performance at the White House Paid Paid Program Program News Entertainment CONSTITUTION USA-Sagal FOX at 9 NOVA Scientists in Haiti and Chile. (S) Access FOX 9 Hollyw'd News Early News Today (N) Ameri- American Dad can Dad Paid Paid Program Program House "Out of the Chute" (S) (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program WCCO 4 WCCO 4 News This News Morning at 5 (Off Air) NOVA How police identify suspects. Paid TMZ (S) Program (CC) (:05) Today (S) (CC) Mad Money Cheaters (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Excused Old The Jeremy Kyle Christine Show (S) (CC) (CC) Judge Paid Paid Paid Ross Program Program Program Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Lakeland Lakeland FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) KARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Key of David (S) Out of Zion Paid Program Paid Program Without a Trace "Blood Out" (CC) CABLE CHANNELS The First 48 "The The First 48 (CC) The First 48 (N) Beyond Scared (:01) The First 48 (:01) The First 48 (12:01) The First (:01) Beyond (:02) The First 48 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (A&E) Scared Straight Program Program Program Program Program Program Ring; Last Drive" (CC) Straight (N) (CC) (CC) (CC) 48 (CC) (CC) (5:30) ››› "Drumline" (2002) Nick Can- Showville South Small Small Showville South Small Small Showville South Small Small ››› "Drumline" (2002) Nick Cannon. Rivalry Small Paid Paid (AMC) Town Town Town Town Town Town Program Program non, Zoe Saldana. (CC) Kingstown, R.I. (N) Town Kingstown, R.I. Kingstown, R.I. between two drummers threatens a college band. Monster Squid River Monsters "Legend of Loch Ness" Ice Cold Gold (S) River Monsters "Legend of Loch Ness" Ice Cold Gold (S) Monster Squid Wildman Wildman Wildman Wildman Ice Cold Gold (S) Orangu Eden (AP) Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Tabatha Tk-Ovr Happens Kathy Housewives/OC Kathy Happens Housewives/OC Paid Paid Paid Paid Dukes of Brad (BRAVO) The Kudlow Report Crime Inc. American Greed American Greed Mad Money Crime Inc. To Be Announced Paid Paid Paid Paid Worldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNBC) E. B. OutFront Anderson Cooper Piers Morgan Live Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront Piers Morgan Live Anderson Cooper E. B. OutFront Piers Morgan Live Anderson Cooper Early Start With Berman & Sambolin (CNN) Colbert Daily Chap Chap Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Sunny Sunny Daily Colbert Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Daily Colbert South Pk Ugly Pete Holmes Sunny Half Paid Paid Paid Paid (COM) Property Property Property Property Hillbilly Blood (N) Property Property Hillbilly Blood (S) Property Property Property Property Hillbilly Blood (S) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Creflo (DISC) ANT Dog "High School Musical 3: Senior Year" Good Austin ANT Dog Good Good Shake It ANT Deck Deck Wizards Wizards Deck Deck Fish Phineas Gaspard Octo (DISN) E! News (N) ›› "Eat Pray Love" (2010) Julia Roberts, James Franco. Chelsea E! News Chelsea Ryan Jonas Chelsea Nicki Mi Nicki Mi Ryan Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (E!) (5:00) SportsCenter 2013 Scripps National Spelling Bee (N) Baseball Tonight SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter (ESPN) College Softball NCAA World Series, College Softball NCAA World Series, Game 4: NFL32 (CC) Baseball Tonight NBA NASCAR SportsNation (CC) NBA SportsNation (CC) 2013 French Open Tennis Third Round. (ESPN2) Tonight Game 3: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) Teams TBA. From Oklahoma City. (N) (Live) (CC) (N) (Live) (CC) Tonight (N) Now (N) From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. Daily Mass World Over Live Crossing Rosary Solemnity of Corpus Christi Mass From Rome World Over Live Church Octava Bosnia Savoring Web of Faith 2.0 Living Right Vatican Choices (EWTN) Dancing ››› "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1" (2010) The 700 Club (S) Prince Prince Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club (S) Paid Paid Prince Life J. Meyer Nopalea (FAM) FOX Report With The O'Reilly Factor Hannity (N) On Record, Greta The O'Reilly Factor Hannity On Record, Greta The Five Red Eye (N) The O'Reilly Factor FOX and Friends FOX and Friends (FNC) Shepard Smith Van Susteren Van Susteren First (N) (CC) (CC) (CC) (N) Due Twins MLB Baseball Milwaukee Brewers at Minnesota Twins. (N) Twins Due World Poker Tour MLB Baseball: Brewers at Twins Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (FSN) Anger ›› "Step Brothers" (2008, Comedy) Anger Two Two Biased Biased Biased ›› "Step Brothers" (2008, Comedy) Wilfred Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (FX) PGA Tour Golf Memorial Tournament, First Round. From Muirfield Village Golf Club in Golf 19th Hole PGA Tour Golf Memorial Tournament, First Round. From Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 19th Hole 19th Hole Golf (GOLF) Central (N) Program Program Program Program Program Central Dublin, Ohio. Muirfield Village Golf Club in Dublin, Ohio. Hunt Intl Hunters Love It or List It Renovation Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Renovation Hunters Hunt Intl Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid My Yard (HGTV) Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Swamp People (N) Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Swamp People Pawn Pawn Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (HIST) ›› "Dark Water" ›› "Orphan" (2009, Horror) Vera Farmiga. Unsolved Mystery Mystery (:02) ›› "Orphan" (2009, Horror) Vera Farmiga. Unsolved Mystery Mystery Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (LIFE) NHL Live (N) (Live) NHL Hockey Conference Final: Teams TBA. (N) NHL Live Cros Pro Talk The Grid Cros Poker After Dark Darts (Taped) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Wildli NHL Live Hockey (NBCSN) Sponge. Drake Big Time Wendell Full H'se Full H'se Nanny Nanny Friends Friends Friends Friends George (:45) George Lopez George George My Wife My Wife YesDear YesDear Full H'se Full H'se Full H'se (NICK) Police Videos Police Videos iMPACT Wrestling (N) (S) (CC) Tattoo Tattoo Never Never Tattoo Tattoo Never Never Jail (S) Jail (S) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (SPIKE) "Cirque Du Freak" ›› "Shutter Island" (2010) Leonardo DiCaprio. (CC) ›› "S1m0ne" (2002) Al Pacino. (CC) ›››› "Children of Men" (2006) "Prey" (2007) Bridget Moynahan. (CC) Zone Paid Paid (SYFY) Spring Praise-Thon Behind Osteen Prince Hillsong Praise the Lord (CC) Holy Turning IBA Creflo Spring Praise-A-Thon Behind Bible R. Luce Wom (TBN) Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Family Big Bang Big Bang Men at Big Bang Conan (CC) Men at Conan (CC) The Of- › "Blue Streak" (1999, Comedy) Martin Married Married Married Married Married Married (TBS) Work (CC) (CC) Guy (S) Guy (S) Work (N) fice (CC) Lawrence, Luke Wilson. (CC) (DVS) (5:00) ›› "Back "Eastwood Directs" (:15) ››› "White Hunter, Black Heart" (:15) "Eastwood Directs: The ››› "Bird" (1988) Forest Whitaker, Diane Venora. Short, fast ››› "Young Man With a Horn" (1950) MGM ››› "The Way to (TCM) From Eternity" Parade the Stars", War (1990) Clint Eastwood. Premiere. Untold Story" (2013) life of jazz saxophonist Charlie "Bird" Parker. (CC) Kirk Douglas, Lauren Bacall. (CC) Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Four Weddings (N) Four Weddings (N) Four Weddings (S) Four Weddings (S) Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Septuplets:13 (TLC) Castle (S) (CC) Tip-Off NBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. Inside the NBA (N) Falling Skies Falling Skies Falling Skies NBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. Preview Smallville (CC) (TNT) Regular Annoy Incred Regular King/Hill King/Hill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Greatest Chil Venture Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Greatest Sealab Venture King/Hill King/Hill Looney Hero: (TOON) Food Food Mysteries-Museum Monumental Mys Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Monumental Mys Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TRAV) World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Top 20 Funniest Most Shocking World's Dumbest... World's Dumbest... Top 20 Funniest Most Shocking Police Video Hurts Paid Paid Paid (TRUTV) Golden Golden Golden Golden RayRayRayRayKing of King of King of King of Cleve- The Exes The Soul '70s '70s Golden Golden RoseCosby Home Paid Paid (TVLAND) Girls Girls Girls Girls mond mond mond mond Queens Queens Queens Queens land Man Show Show Girls Girls Improve. Program Program anne (S) Show NCIS A friend of NCIS A survivalist is NCIS A mortar at- NCIS "Heartland" Psych "No Trout CSI: Crime Scene (12:01) Burn Notice (:01) Law & Order: (:01) Law & Order: Law & Order: Law & Order: House "Changes" (USA) Gibbs' daughter. wanted. (CC) tack in Baghdad. (S) (CC) About It" Investigation (S) "Over the Line" Criminal Intent (S) Criminal Intent (S) Criminal Intent (CC) Criminal Intent (CC) (S) (CC) Funny Videos Mother Mother Mother Mother News Videos Funny Videos Rules Rules 30 Rock Scrubs 30 Rock Sunny Fturama Death Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid J. Meyer (WGN-A) PREMIUM CHANNELS (5:30) "Behind the Candela- ›› "Sherlock Holmes: A Game of True Real Sex (S) (CC) (10:50) › "Wrath of the Katie (:05) ››› "The Terminator" (1984) (2:55) ››› "Rising Sun" (1993, Mystery) (:10) "Sergio" (HBO) Blood bra" (2013) Michael Douglas. Shadows" (2011) Robert Downey Jr. Titans" (2012) (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Morgan Arnold Schwarzenegger. (S) 'R' (CC) Sean Connery. (S) 'R' (CC) (2009) 'NR' (CC) "Red (:45) ››› "The Matrix" (1999, Science Fiction) ›› "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" (2005, Action) "Sexy Wives Sensations" (:20) ›››› "The Silence of the Lambs" (:20) ››› "Alien 3" (1992) (:15) ›› "The Cutting Edge" (1992) D.B. (MAX) Eye" (S) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. (S) 'R' (CC) Brad Pitt. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (2011) Cindy Lucas. 'NR' (CC) (1991) Jodie Foster. 'R' (CC) Sigourney Weaver. 'R' (CC) Sweeney. (S) 'PG' (CC) (:15) ››› "50/50" (2011) Joseph Gordon- ››› "Take This Waltz" (2011) Michelle Gigolos The Borgias Gigolos The 2013 AVN Awards Bob Saget: Talkin' Debra DiGiovanni: ›› "Brother's Justice" (2010) (4:55) "Dispatch" (SHOW) About Single, Awkward Dax Shepard. 'NR' Levitt, Seth Rogen. (S) 'R' (CC) Williams. Premiere. (S) 'R' (CC) (CC) "Lucrezia's Gambit" (CC) (2011) 'NR' (CC) (5:00) › "Meet › "Jack" (1996, Fantasy) Robin Williams, ›› "The Fighting Temptations" (2003) (:05) › "Def Jam's How to Be (:40) "Cougar Club" (2007, Comedy) (:20) ›› "Tunnel Rats" (2008) ›› "Road to Nowhere" (2010) Shannyn (TMC) Wally Sparks" 'R' Diane Lane. (S) 'PG-13' Cuba Gooding Jr. 'PG-13' (CC) a Player" (1997) 'R' (CC) Jason Jurman, Warren Kole. (S) 'R' (CC) Michael Paré. 'R' (CC) Sossamon. 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