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MONDAY EVENING MAY 27, 2013 MOVIES SPORTS KIDS NEWS 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 BROADCAST CHANNELS PBS NewsHour (N) KTCA (S) (CC) News News KSTP KCCO WDSE KAWE KMSP KARE KVRR WUCW WFTC News Wheel of Fortune PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) PBS NewsHour (N) (S) (CC) Access TMZ (N) Hollyw'd (CC) News Entertainment Foxnews Two and at 6 (N) Half Men Family Family Feud (S) Feud (S) Big Bang Big Bang Antiques RoadAntiques Roadshow "Seattle" (N) show (S) (CC) The Bachelorette (Season Premiere) Desiree and her suitors arrive. (N) (S) How I Engage- 2 Broke Mike & Met ment Girls (S) Molly (S) Antiques RoadAntiques Roadshow "Seattle" (N) show (S) (CC) Antiques RoadAntiques Roadshow "Seattle" (N) show (S) (CC) Raising Goodwin New Girl Mindy Project Hope (S) Game (S) The Voice "Live Top 8 Performances" The top eight hopefuls perform. (N) Raising Goodwin New Girl Mindy Project Hope (S) Game (S) "Memorial Day" (2011, Action) Jonathan Bennett, James Cromwell. (S) Law & Order: Spe- Law & Order: Special Victims Unit cial Victims Unit Criminal Minds (S) Criminal Minds (CC) (DVS) "Hanley Waters" Alaska Far Away: The New As Time America in PBS NewsHour Deal Pioneers of Matanuska Goes By Primetime (S) (CC) (:01) 20/20 (N) (S) 5 Eyewitness News Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:02) AccordNightline ing-Jim (CC) at 10 (N) (S) (N) (S) (CC) Hawaii Five-0 News Late Show With Late Late Show/ News David Letterman Craig Ferguson "Ha'alele" (CC) Independent Lens "Detropia" A World Business Tavis Antiques RoadNews Smiley show (S) (CC) new Detroit. (N) (S) A Company of Lakeland World Business Home- Charlie Rose (N) News time Heroes (S) (CC) (S) (CC) FOX at 9 (N) FOX at (:35) TMZ Dish Na- Access The Of- (:35) The 10 (N) (S) tion (N) Hollyw'd fice (CC) Office (:01) Revolution News The Tonight Show (:36) Late Night Last "Children of Men" With Jay Leno (S) With Jimmy Fallon Call/Daly Fox News at 9 (N) Two and Big Bang How I Paid Paid (Off Air) Half Men Met Program Program Inside omg! Extra (N) Old There Baggage Excused Paid Edition Insider (N) (CC) Christine Yet? Program (CC) (CC) Two and Two and SimpFamily 30 Rock 30 Rock King of Always Half Men Half Men sons the Hill Sunny Guy (S) (CC) (CC) Criminal Minds Criminal Minds "Out Criminal Minds "Big NUMB3RS "Brutus" "The Stranger" (S) of the Light" Sea" (S) (S) (CC) Antiques Roadshow "Seattle" (:02) Twin Cities Live Happenings. Comics Comics Antiques RoadAlaska Far Away: The New Deal Pioneers of Matanuska show (S) (CC) Paid ABC World News Now (N) America Program (CC) Morning Paid Paid Up to the Minute Morning Program Program (N) (S) News As Time America in Goes By Primetime News News News WCCO 4 WCCO 4 News This News Morning at 5 Album (Off Air) (S) National Memorial Day Live From Lincoln VOCES on PBS Ribbon of Sand Concert (S) (CC) Center (S) (CC) (S) (CC) Paid Paid FOX at 9 Paid TMZ (S) Access FOX 9 Program Program Program (CC) Hollyw'd News News Enter(:05) Today (S) (CC) Mad Money Early News tainment Today (N) FOX 9 Morning News at 5AM (N) KARE 11 News Sunrise (N) (CC) Ameri- American Dad can Dad Paid Paid Program Program NUMB3RS "Killer Chat" Serial killer. Paid Out of Program Zion Paid Paid Program Program Living Well Public Affairs Extra (N) (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Cheaters (CC) Paid Program Paid Program Excused Old The Jeremy Kyle Christine Show (S) (CC) (CC) Judge Paid Paid Paid Ross Program Program Program Inspiration Today Camp Meeting (S) Lakeland Lakeland Criminal Minds "Lauren" (S) CABLE CHANNELS Criminal Minds Criminal Minds The Glades "Yankee Longmire "Unquiet (:01) Longmire (:01) Criminal (12:01) The Glades (:01) Longmire (:02) Longmire Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (A&E) Program Program Program Program Program Program "Dorado Falls" (S) "Painless" (CC) Dan" (CC) Mind" (CC) "Unquiet Mind" Minds "Painless" "Yankee Dan" "Unquiet Mind" "Unquiet Mind" (4:00) ›› "Heart- ››› "The Green Berets" (1968) John Wayne. A cynical anti- ››› "Where Eagles Dare" (1969) Richard Burton, Clint Eastwood. ›› "Uncommon Valor" (1983, Action) Gene Hack- (3:58) Mad Men Paid Paid (AMC) Program Program break Ridge" (CC) war newsman is assigned to a career soldier. (CC) Premiere. Elite commandos mount a daring rescue behind enemy lines. man, Robert Stack, Fred Ward. (CC) "The Better Half" Top 10 Beasts (S) River Monsters "Legend of Loch Ness" Ice Cold Gold (S) River Monsters "Legend of Loch Ness" Ice Cold Gold (S) Top 10 Beasts (S) River Monsters River Monsters Ice Cold Gold (S) Orangu Eden (AP) Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives/OC Newlyweds Happens Real Housewives LA Shrinks Housewives/Atl. Happens Real Housewives Paid Paid Paid Paid Matchmaker (BRAVO) The Kudlow Report CNBC Reports Treasure Det. The Car Chasers Mad Money Treasure Det. The Car Chasers Paid Paid Paid Paid Worldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CNBC) E. B. OutFront Anderson Cooper ››› "Manhunt" (2013, Documentary) Fareed Zakaria ››› "Manhunt" (2013, Documentary) Fareed Zakaria ››› "Manhunt" (2013, Documentary) Fareed Zakaria GPS (CNN) South Pk South Pk South Pk South Pk South Pk (:29) South Park (CC) Daily Colbert South k Amy P Daily Colbert Work. Work. Amy Sunny Sunny Comedy Paid Paid Paid Paid (COM) Overhaulin' (CC) Overhaulin' (CC) Overhaulin' (N) (S) Tex. Car Wars Overhaulin' (CC) Tex. Car Wars Overhaulin' (CC) Overhaulin' (CC) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (DISC) Jessie ››› "Toy Story 3" (2010) (S) (CC) Austin Good ANT Dog Austin Good Good Shake ANT It Deck Deck Wizards Wizards Deck Deck Fish Phineas Gaspard Octo (DISN) (5:00) "Juno" ›› "Maid in Manhattan" (2002) Ryan Ryan Chelsea Ryan Ryan Chelsea Jonas Jonas Chelsea Fashion Police Soup Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (E!) (5:00) SportsCenter NBA Countdown NBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) NBA Basketball SportsCenter SportsCenter (ESPN) SportsNation (N) 30 for 30 Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCen- SportsCen- Baseball Tonight NBA NASCAR SportsNation (CC) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (CC) 2013 French Open Tennis First Round. (ESPN2) ter ter (CC) (CC) (N) (Live) (CC) Tonight (N) Now (N) (CC) From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. Daily Mass The Journey Home Evange Rosary World Over Live Remem Women Military Services Mass Church Servant For God Holy Wd. Saints God One Miracles Vatican Morality (EWTN) Secret-Teen Secret-Teen ›› "Bring It On: All or Nothing" The 700 Club (S) Prince Prince Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club (S) Paid Nopalea Prince Life J. Meyer Drenda (FAM) FOX Report With The O'Reilly Factor Hannity (N) On Record, Greta The O'Reilly Factor Hannity On Record, Greta The Five Red Eye (N) The O'Reilly Factor FOX and Friends FOX and Friends (FNC) Shepard Smith Van Susteren Van Susteren First (N) (CC) (CC) (CC) (N) We Love Twins MLB Baseball Minnesota Twins at Milwaukee Brewers. Twins UEFA Champions League Soccer Final. UEFA We Love Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (FSN) Two Two "Fantastic Four: Silver Surfer" "Fantastic Four: Silver Surfer" Mother Mother Justified Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (FX) The Golf Fix (N) Big Break Mexico Big Break Mexico Feherty (N) Golf Central Big Break Mexico Feherty The Golf Perfor- Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Golf Central (GOLF) Fix mance Program Program Program Program Program Program (N) Love It or List It Love It or List It Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Love It or List It Hunters Hunt Intl Love It or List It Love It or List It Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Outdoor (HGTV) Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn American Pickers Pawn Pawn American Pickers Pawn Pawn American Pickers Pawn Pawn American Pickers Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (HIST) ››› "Dirty Dancing" (1987) "Ring of Fire" (2013) Jewel. Premiere. (:01) ››› "Dirty Dancing" (1987) (12:02) "Ring of Fire" (2013) Jewel. "Dirty Dancing" Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (LIFE) NHL Live NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. NHL Live Cros Pro Talk Formula One Racing Monaco Grand Prix. Poker After Dark Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid NHL Live Hockey (NBCSN) iCarly (S) (CC) "Nicky Deuce" (2013) (CC) Full H'se Nanny Nanny Friends Friends Friends Friends George (:45) George Lopez George George My Wife My Wife YesDear YesDear Full H'se Full H'se Full H'se (NICK) (4:30) "Kick-Ass" ››› "Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith" (2005) (S) ›› "The Punisher" (2004) Thomas Jane. (S) Ways Ways Ways Entou Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (SPIKE) ›› "Sharktopus" "Piranhaconda" (2012, Horror) (CC) ›› "Dinocroc vs. Supergator" (2010) ›› "Dinoshark" (2010) Eric Balfour. ›› "Sharktopus" (2010) Eric Roberts. Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (SYFY) The Four Potters Behind Living Franklin Dupl'tis Praise the Lord (CC) Osteen P. Stone Holy Creflo Spring Praise-A-Thon Behind History Music Wom (TBN) Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Family Family Family Family Family Conan (CC) The Of- Conan (CC) The Of- ›› "Legally Blonde" (2001, Comedy) Married Married Married Married Married Married (TBS) (CC) (CC) Guy (S) Guy (S) Guy (S) Guy (S) Guy (S) Guy (S) fice (CC) fice (CC) Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson. (CC) "The Best Years of ››› "Air Force" (1943, War) John (:15) ››› "Command Decision" (1948, (:15) ››› "God Is My Co-Pilot" (1945) ›› "Flight Command" (1940, Drama) ›› "Dive Bomber" (1941, Adventure) (:15) "Some Came (TCM) Our Lives" Ridgely, Gig Young. (CC) War) Clark Gable. (CC) Dennis Morgan, Dane Clark. (CC) Robert Taylor, Ruth Hussey. (CC) Errol Flynn, Fred MacMurray. (CC) Running" (1958) Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Bakery Boss (S) Cake Cake Bakery Boss (S) Cake Cake Cake Cake Popoff Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 19 Kids 19 Kids (TLC) Falling Skies Castle (S) Castle (S) Castle (S) Rizzoli & Isles CSI: NY (S) (CC) Cold Case (CC) Rizzoli & Isles The Closer (CC) Las Vegas (CC) Angel (S) (CC) Smallville (CC) (TNT) Adven Adven Regular MAD (N) King/Hill King/Hill Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Aqua Venture Amer. Amer. Fam Guy Fam Guy Chicken Sealab Venture King/Hill King/Hill Looney Hero: (TOON) Rock-RV Rock-RV Food Food Burger Sand Bizarre Foods Bizarre Foods Burger Sand Bizarre Foods Bizarre Foods Food Food Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid (TRAV) Jokers Jokers Jokers Jokers Jokers Jokers Jokers Jokers World's Dumbest... Jokers Jokers Jokers Jokers Jokers Jokers World's Dumbest... Police Video Vegas Paid Paid Paid (TRUTV) Golden Golden Golden Golden RayRayRayRayKing of King of King of King of Cleve- The Exes The Soul '70s '70s Golden Golden RoseCosby Home Paid Paid (TVLAND) Girls Girls Girls Girls mond mond mond mond Queens Queens Queens Queens land Man Show Show Girls Girls Improve. Program Program anne (S) Show NCIS "Patriot Down" WWE Monday Night RAW (N) (S Live) (CC) (:05) NCIS: Los CSI: Crime Scene (12:08) House "Out "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America Law & Order: Crimi- Law & Order: Law & Order: Spe(USA) for Make Benefit" (S) (CC) Angeles "Disorder" Investigation (S) of the Chute" (S) nal Intent "Gone" Criminal Intent (CC) cial Victims Unit MLB Baseball: Cubs at White Sox Sox News at Nine Funny Videos Rules Rules 30 Rock Scrubs 30 Rock Sunny Fturama Death Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid J. Meyer (WGN-A) PREMIUM CHANNELS (:15) ››› "Moonrise Kingdom" (2012) "Behind the Candelabra" (2013, Docu- Boxing Carl Froch (:15) ›› "Hall Pass" (2011, Comedy) Now You (:20) "Dragon Eyes" (2012) (2:55) ›› "Rounders" (1998, Drama) ›› "Crooklyn" (HBO) See Me Jean-Claude Van Damme. 'R' Matt Damon. Premiere. (S) 'R' (CC) Bruce Willis. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) drama) Michael Douglas. (S) (CC) vs. Mikkel Kessler. Owen Wilson. (S) 'R' (CC) (1994) 'PG-13' (CC) "Tower (:45) ›› "Savages" (2012, Crime Drama) Taylor ›› "Battleship" (2012, Science Fiction) (:15) ›› "A Very Harold & (:45) "Hidden Treasures" (:10) ›› "Whiteboys" (1999) (:40) ››› "The French Lieutenant's "Super(MAX) Heist" Kitsch, Blake Lively, Aaron Johnson. (S) 'R' (CC) Taylor Kitsch. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) Kumar 3D Christmas" (2011) (2013, Adult) (S) 'NR' (CC) Danny Hoch. 'R' (CC) Woman" (1981) Meryl Streep. 'R' (CC) man" (S) "Twilight Saga: (:15) ›› "Man on a Ledge" (2012) Sam Nurse The Borgias ›› "Bulletproof Monk" (2003) Bob Saget: Talkin' (:15) ›› "God Bless Ozzy Osbourne" ››› "Tupac: Resurrection" (2003, (4:55) "The Three (SHOW) Breaking Dawn" Jackie "Lucrezia's Gambit" Chow Yun-Fat. 'PG-13' About Worthington. (S) 'PG-13' (CC) (2010, Documentary) (S) 'NR' (CC) Documentary) (S) 'R' Musketeers" 'PG' ››› "War Horse" (2011) Emily Watson. A horse ››› "The Pianist" (2002, Historical Drama) Adrien ›› "Tunnel Rats" (2008) (:40) ››› "Fright Night" (2011, Horror) ››› "King of California" (:05) › "The Reunion" (2011) "The (TMC) Nugget" sees joy and sorrow during World War I. (S) Brody, Thomas Kretschmann. (S) 'R' (CC) Michael Paré. (S) 'R' (CC) Anton Yelchin. (S) 'R' (CC) (2007) Michael Douglas. (S) John Cena. (S) 'PG-13' KPXM 12 – MAY 26 - JUNE 1, 2013 – BRAINERD, MN/DISPATCH

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